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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,   And sorry I could not travel both   And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could   To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,   And having perhaps the better claim   Because it was grassy and wanted wear,   Though as for that the passing there   Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay   In leaves no step had trodden black.   Oh, I marked the first for another day!   Yet knowing how way leads on to way   I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh   Somewhere ages and ages hence:   Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,   And that has made all the difference.

Robert Frost

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Senior Alert: Lap Dancing Can Be Deadly
The sleepy Texas towns wake up on Friday nites especially along the roads where the strip clubs operate.  And the men know where they are, even the elderly ones.

Robert Gene White, from El Paso County, Texas, was sitting upright and alert at the Red Parrot strip club on Friday night. He was deluged with mammary glands and wriggling crotches as the evening progressed.

The manager noticed Bob had been getting a lot of lap dances, but wasn't reaching out as most men do, sitting stiff and erect in his chair.  And he wasn't tipping the girls. Then one of the dancers noticed Bob was not breathing, in fact, Bob wasn't doing much at all.

Bob was dead. The lackluster patron seemed to have checked out during one of the girl's bump-and-rubs over Bob's lifeless lap. A couple of the bouncers tried CPR but it was too late. So a call to 911 was made. Soon after the EMTs arrived, Bob was officially pronounced an unsatisfied strip-club stiff - pun intended.

Attention Male Lap Dancer Fans: make sure you are in good medical condition before venturing into the land of naked nymphets and carnal concubines or pay the ultimate price. Lap dancing is not for the timid, or the clogged cholesterol crowd. So if you are on blood thinners, or have a history of ticker problems don't go there, and don't touch that!   Leave the live action to the younger guys and just live with your memories.

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Posted Friday, May 18, 2012
Joyless Jobless Rate Jumble


Sadly, the US Labor Dept. is reporting a bogus jobless rate that most people will take as gospel.  In a good economy the issue would be a yawn, but in dire times the voter really needs to know the truth - and is not getting it from the government.  No conspiracy theory, simply a calculation assumption gone wrong.

The current US Labor Dept. national jobless rate is 8.1%.  The ratio does NOT include workers that have QUIT looking for work and have fallen off the jobs radar.  The workforce 'participation rate' is a better indicator of the problem.  The participation rate is the percent of the overall labor workforce WORKING.  That number is 61% and falling.  A full 39% of the workforce is idle.

The weekly jobless claims and weekly jobs added are also being gamed as each week following the reported numbers are later 'adjusted' downward.   Since Obama has been in office at least 8 million have lost their jobs, and wages have dropped about 11%.  Over half of those graduating from college since Obama was sworn in are jobless.

The five states with the highest jobless rates continue to be: Puerto Rico 15.2%, Nevada 13.0%, California 11.2%, Rhode Island 11.0%, and Mississippi 10.4%. Find your state here.

Once the EU vaporizes, the US GDP will be driven down from its meager level of 2.2% and pressure on jobs and the economy will begin anew.  Long term jobless benefits and the food stamp program are out of gas.  The debt is so high now, that ANY new spending, even to prop up those in need will be unattainable.

The country and the Obama regime are holding their collective breath 'till the November election.  And remember, we get to do the debt ceiling AND the Bush tax cuts all over again in December.

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Obama Hijacks History


Like Bill Clinton before him, Obama seems extra obsessed with his place in history.  And like Bill before him, history will not be kind.  History, unless revised by a malevolent left-wing academic will ultimately reflect poorly on both of them.

Loading up the White House website www.whitehouse.gov we find the nose in the air classic Obama pose inviting the unwary to register for regular propaganda updates.  Click deeper and up comes the meaty part. Obama has been inserted into every presidential biography dating back to Calvin Coolidge.

For example, FDR according to Obama: “On August 14, 1935, President Roosevelt signed the Social Security Act. Today the Obama administration continues to protect seniors and ensure Social Security will be there for future generations.”  A bit of meaningless, and disconnected motherhood inserted into the legacy myth of the 4-term lackluster depression-era POTUS.

Obama's need to co-opt historian's is insipid and juvenile, but then that has been the performance we have come to expect from him.  History will not record Obama in the way he chooses, instead, the record will speak, and most of that record wanders pretty far from Obama's fantasy contrivance. 

Jamie Weinstein's of the Daily Caller takes umbrage with Obama's version.  And so does Gbigs Angle who asks why the following should not replace the snow-job the White House site portrays.

Margaret Sanger was the turn-of-the-century eugenics and anarchist nurse working in the slums of New York.  She coined the term 'birth control' and founded Planned Parenthood.  Ultimately, Sanger championed the idea to use abortion to break the cycle of poverty..  Obama is a champion of taxpayer funded abortions, post-birth abortions, and forcing church's to provide abortive medications to their employees violating the 1st Amendment of the Constitution

Bill Clinton's Attorney General, Janet Reno lorded over the worst domestic abuse by the US Government in history.  Waco Texas was the scene of the wholesale slaughter of dozens of US citizens by Reno's ATF.  Obama's Attorney General, Eric Holder lorded over the Fast And Furious program that supplied weapons to Mexican drug lords.  These weapons have been traced to the murder a US Border Patrol agent, also a US citizen.

Ronald Reagan engineered the end of the cold war by driving the USSR out of business.  Obama has given Russia new hope to dominate Europe by removing missile defenses, and offering a 'secret handshake' to Putin, the cold warrior elected to push the USA out of Europe.

Obama may well be a one-term social experiment.  If he loses in November, voters will not return to the experiment for a long, long, long time - hopefully.

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Posted Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Leg-Tingler Chris Mathews Jackknifes On Jeopardy


Chris Mathews is the poster boy for arrogant Obama toe-lickers.  And the white-haired goon loves to bash Sarah Palin.  As we often say on this blog - Karma Is A Bitch.  And oh man, has Karma come to visit the leg-tingler from MSNBC.

In the summer of 2010 Mathews said of Sarah Palin, “Well do you think cute will beat brains? ” and “Do you think she’d do better on the questions on ‘Jeopardy’ or the interview they do during a halftime?”

Fast forward to yesterday. Mathews appeared on a special Jeopardy show himself, called 'Power Players.' The dope finished dead last getting spanked by CNN's Lizzie O'Leary, and Obama's ex-spokesboy Robert Gibbs.  And as an added bonus Mathews exposed himself as a halfwit during most of the show ending in punctuated nervous audience laughter.

Mathews endless gaffes, mistakes, wrong answers, and fumbling format foibles were topped-off with this gem. The category "6-Letter World Capitals" and the answer "St. Basil's Cathedral is there."  Host Trebek reminded the audience the category was "6-Letter World Capitals."  Astonishingly, button bonehead Matthews rings in and spurts, "What is Istanbul?"  The first part of wrong is that 'Istanbul' is EIGHT letters, not SIX.  Then consider that even school kids know that St. Basil's is in the middle of Red Square in Moscow.  But not the Moron From MSNBC.

Maybe Mathews can give Palin a call and ask for some coaching?  Wait, never mind.  Mathews is obviously too vapid to feed himself let alone take instruction from someone who is ACTUALLY intelligent.
Posted Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Peeing Stalin Statue Purged By Police


The Ukraine is the second largest military power in Europe.  But it's history has been cruel.  Wars, famine, invading powers from Poland, Turkey, Austria, and Russia have all taken a chunk out of the place.

After World War I Poland and Soviet Russia fought over Ukraine eventually leading to the birth of the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic in March 1919.

Soon after, the USSR portion spread to incorporate Russia itself.  Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin was a Russian officer fighting in the Polish-Soviet war in the Ukraine and later rose to ultimate power. 

Stalin eventually murdered over 5 million Ukrainian pheasants when he refused to release stored grains to feed them during a ferocious famine in the 1930s.  The Holodomor famine is also known as the Ukrainian Genocide.

So Joseph's memory in Ukraine is contentious.  Hence Uncle Joe was honored with a unique statue intended to ridicule the mass-killer.  But the police were not amused.

The 'Pissing Stalin Golden Monument' was created by the Ukrainian nationalist party Bratstvo. Standing five-feet tall the wooden sculpture clearly shows Stalin's penis protruding and peeing. Two were made and placed in cities for the European Soccer Championships.

A kind of Stalin-statue rivalry is griping the country. Two factions are battling statuary sward. Those who hate the old dictator and those who want to revise history and honor the old goof. The Ukraine just can't seem to shake it's penchant for war, even on a simulacrum level.
Posted Monday, May 14, 2012
Michelle Obama And A Dog Humping A Sheep


What does Michelle Obama have in common with a dog mounting a sheep in the background of a romantic picnic?  Nothing.

Still, it seems oddly appropriate to tie the two together.

A new book is telling all and casting light on the darker side of the jet-setting first lady. The tome details Manchelle ordering the secret service to watch Barry because she is afraid he will cheat like John Kennedy cheated on Jackie. Her words.

Manchelle is said to be ‘unusually jealous’ and has so little trust in the beanpole president she pops in on him unannounced during work hours 'just to make sure'. The First Jealousy is also pissed over Barry's close relationship with Oprah Winfrey - and shuns her because she ‘hates fat people’. Wow. Hates fat people? Even Oprah?

Recall, Mrs Obama has been characterized as an 'angry black woman'. And if true, these shenanigans seem to fit. In the book ‘The Amateur’ author Edward Klein covered the antics of the First Vacationer over the last three years and claims that Mrs Obama’s ‘obsessive’ behavior is the talk of the White House.

These books are usually full of hyperbole, hearsay, and nonsense. But there is something fishy about lady Obama. Sometimes the cover of the book predicts what's inside the book, at least the designer clothing, coiffed hair, and overuse of government air travel does anyway.

Oh. The Border Collie mounting the sheep in the background of the idyllic romantic luncheon on the sheep pasture?  Obama says he likes the taste of dog meat so we included a series of pictures of man's best friend stealing the show. Take a look.  (ed  note. notice the dog is a Collie usually trained to HERD the sheep, not have sex with them).

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Japan Is Dying


Japan is giving up.  The island nation that once dominated all of asia is collectively, piece by piece, disaster by disaster, culturally and spiritually choosing national hara kari.  How?

World War II may have been the high water mark of the Japanese people.

Japanese imperialist ambitions tore their past and their future from them like a woman aborting a healthy child.  After devastating acts of barbarianism against other Asian nations, and their subsequent demolition by the US, Japan seemed to rise from their ashes to become the world's second largest economy

But that was then. After two decades of recession, earthquakes, tsunamis, shutting down their nuclear energy component, an influx of Chinese and Americans on their native soil, the Japanese are in decline.  The population of the country has taken a nosedive, and in about 900 years all Japanese will disappear from planet earth.

Of 117 million today, just 14 million are kids under 14.  The population is aging and not reproducing.  The birthrate has fallen to 1.35 per fertile woman, almost half the replacement figure.  And more than 20% of Japan's people are aged 65 or over, one of the highest proportions of elderly in the world.  Another reason the crushing impact and cost of medical and reduced productivity is looming large in Japan.

Theories abound, but it is clear Japan is vaporizing oddly by it's own hand.  A cruel irony given the ferocious spirit once prevalent in a tiny nation that once wanted to rule the Pacific rim.
Posted Saturday, May 12, 2012
Mother's Day eMonsters

You woke up on Mother's Day determined to do something 'special'.  How about a family photo with just you and mom immortalizing the woman who bore you, and you.  So you arrange the whole thing, gussy up, pack mom into the van, and get a dozen shots in a dozen minutes - wham!  Got her done.

Twilight zone music please... AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com specializes in finding and exposing those 'special' photos for the entire web world to see, and you won! Prominent, up in front, and collecting the comments by the fistful, there you are, and there she is, and man what a mistake.

Can the photo left really be Tom Selleck and his mom?  Or is Tom a cutout on this one.  The answer eludes me, but it sure looks like Tom is as surprised to be in this picture as the photographer was taking it.  And who really is this woman?  Is it Tom's mom?  If so, wow - something happened between conception and product.  Someone needs to get their money back.

How about you and mom put on the same red clothes, and comb your hair the same, and get the same glasses, and put on the same red lipstick, and sit in front of a red background, and well no one will guess whose mom is sitting next to you, guaranteed..

But why wait to be born?  Why not capture you and mom BEFORE mom becomes your mom?  How about a shot of mom and dad and you as a concept drawing on mom's pregnant stomach?  There you are all penciled in, curled up in the fetal position, waiting patiently for your parents to quit screwing around and get to the hospital so you can pop out.

Next time you get this impulse take a deep breath and give it more thought.  And if you do it anyway, make sure you see the pictures before anyone else and be ready to vault them away from prying eyes before you humiliate yourself and your mom for the balance of your time together.
Posted Friday, May 11, 2012
Pit Bull Kills Toddler Neighbor Shoots Grandma


Pit Bulls are viscous and unstoppable. Though less than 2% of the dog population they account for 35% of dog-to-human fatalities.

In the U.S., a Pit Bull kills a human being every 22 days.

Originally bred in England to act as 'bear-bait', Pit Bulls ran down, fought and cornered bears so a hunter could kill them.

Pit Bulls have been selectively bred and 'hard wired'  to viciously attack prey with overly developed bone crushing-muscular jaws.

Want proof?  In Las Cruces, NM yesterday a 16-month-old girl was savaged by her grandparent's 'pet' Pit Bull.  Hearing the attack a neighbor tried to stop the animal by firing a .45cal but hit the grandmother instead.

Both the toddler and the grandmother were rushed to the hospital and despite heroic effort the child's wounds were too severe, and she died. The neighbor, meantime, finally shot the menacing animal and killed it.

Why do people insist on owning and defending these animals?   Blaming owners and kids is malicious, yet that is what many do.  At what point will the public wise-up and demand that these animals be banned and removed from American soil?  How many kids need to die before the deniers are shouted down?  Time will tell.

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Posted Thursday, May 10, 2012
911 Calls Plagued By Butt-Press And Cranks


The 911 service is not cheap to run. And the cost is rising is both money and lives.

The term 'butt-press' call refers to people sticking a cell phone in their back pockets and either sitting, stooping, or bumping in tight jeans inadvertently dial the three digits.  The cops are steered to the location of a call automatically.  In New York City an astounding 38% of the 10.4 million calls to 911 during 2010 were ass related “short calls” of 19 seconds or less — that’s an average of 10,700 false alarms per day.

Another class of problems arise from lonely and perverted people who abuse the 911 system with crank calls.
Oklahoma City arrested a serial caller of 911 operators to talk about sex. Clyde Dorain Hobbs, 72, called 911 on Saturday, May 5 at least 17 times. The report reveals Hobbs made sexually oriented comments to the emergency operators each time he called.  Hobbs has been arrested three previous times for the same thing, and when cops arrived to pick him up, he threw a fit and resisted them.

Not all of these stories are funny.  Oscar Carillo called 911 to report an armed robbery near Orange Grove Boulevard and Summit Avenue.  Oscar was kidding.  The cops rushed to the scene and encountered a teenager who they thought was armed. When the teen allegedly reached for his waistband, an officer shot and killed him.

Collectively, the country seems to have too many who are ready to abuse a free service.  911 needs to convert to a fee based system, if you make the call for yourself, you need to pay for it.  If you make the call for someone else, you should not be charged.  And if you make a bogus call you should get fined.   But it won't happen because it makes too much sense.

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Senior Alert: Lap Dancing Can Be Deadly
The sleepy Texas towns wake up on Friday nites especially along the roads where the strip clubs operate.  And the men know where they are, even the elderly ones.

Robert Gene White, from El Paso County, Texas, was sitting upright and alert at the Red Parrot strip club on Friday night. He was deluged with mammary glands and wriggling crotches as the evening progressed.

The manager noticed Bob had been getting a lot of lap dances, but wasn't reaching out as most men do, sitting stiff and erect in his chair.  And he wasn't tipping the girls. Then one of the dancers noticed Bob was not breathing, in fact, Bob wasn't doing much at all.

Bob was dead. The lackluster patron seemed to have checked out during one of the girl's bump-and-rubs over Bob's lifeless lap. A couple of the bouncers tried CPR but it was too late. So a call to 911 was made. Soon after the EMTs arrived, Bob was officially pronounced an unsatisfied strip-club stiff - pun intended.

Attention Male Lap Dancer Fans: make sure you are in good medical condition before venturing into the land of naked nymphets and carnal concubines or pay the ultimate price. Lap dancing is not for the timid, or the clogged cholesterol crowd. So if you are on blood thinners, or have a history of ticker problems don't go there, and don't touch that!   Leave the live action to the younger guys and just live with your memories.

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Posted Friday, May 18, 2012

Joyless Jobless Rate Jumble


Sadly, the US Labor Dept. is reporting a bogus jobless rate that most people will take as gospel.  In a good economy the issue would be a yawn, but in dire times the voter really needs to know the truth - and is not getting it from the government.  No conspiracy theory, simply a calculation assumption gone wrong.

The current US Labor Dept. national jobless rate is 8.1%.  The ratio does NOT include workers that have QUIT looking for work and have fallen off the jobs radar.  The workforce 'participation rate' is a better indicator of the problem.  The participation rate is the percent of the overall labor workforce WORKING.  That number is 61% and falling.  A full 39% of the workforce is idle.

The weekly jobless claims and weekly jobs added are also being gamed as each week following the reported numbers are later 'adjusted' downward.   Since Obama has been in office at least 8 million have lost their jobs, and wages have dropped about 11%.  Over half of those graduating from college since Obama was sworn in are jobless.

The five states with the highest jobless rates continue to be: Puerto Rico 15.2%, Nevada 13.0%, California 11.2%, Rhode Island 11.0%, and Mississippi 10.4%. Find your state here.

Once the EU vaporizes, the US GDP will be driven down from its meager level of 2.2% and pressure on jobs and the economy will begin anew.  Long term jobless benefits and the food stamp program are out of gas.  The debt is so high now, that ANY new spending, even to prop up those in need will be unattainable.

The country and the Obama regime are holding their collective breath 'till the November election.  And remember, we get to do the debt ceiling AND the Bush tax cuts all over again in December.

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Obama Hijacks History


Like Bill Clinton before him, Obama seems extra obsessed with his place in history.  And like Bill before him, history will not be kind.  History, unless revised by a malevolent left-wing academic will ultimately reflect poorly on both of them.

Loading up the White House website www.whitehouse.gov we find the nose in the air classic Obama pose inviting the unwary to register for regular propaganda updates.  Click deeper and up comes the meaty part. Obama has been inserted into every presidential biography dating back to Calvin Coolidge.

For example, FDR according to Obama: “On August 14, 1935, President Roosevelt signed the Social Security Act. Today the Obama administration continues to protect seniors and ensure Social Security will be there for future generations.”  A bit of meaningless, and disconnected motherhood inserted into the legacy myth of the 4-term lackluster depression-era POTUS.

Obama's need to co-opt historian's is insipid and juvenile, but then that has been the performance we have come to expect from him.  History will not record Obama in the way he chooses, instead, the record will speak, and most of that record wanders pretty far from Obama's fantasy contrivance. 

Jamie Weinstein's of the Daily Caller takes umbrage with Obama's version.  And so does Gbigs Angle who asks why the following should not replace the snow-job the White House site portrays.

Margaret Sanger was the turn-of-the-century eugenics and anarchist nurse working in the slums of New York.  She coined the term 'birth control' and founded Planned Parenthood.  Ultimately, Sanger championed the idea to use abortion to break the cycle of poverty..  Obama is a champion of taxpayer funded abortions, post-birth abortions, and forcing church's to provide abortive medications to their employees violating the 1st Amendment of the Constitution

Bill Clinton's Attorney General, Janet Reno lorded over the worst domestic abuse by the US Government in history.  Waco Texas was the scene of the wholesale slaughter of dozens of US citizens by Reno's ATF.  Obama's Attorney General, Eric Holder lorded over the Fast And Furious program that supplied weapons to Mexican drug lords.  These weapons have been traced to the murder a US Border Patrol agent, also a US citizen.

Ronald Reagan engineered the end of the cold war by driving the USSR out of business.  Obama has given Russia new hope to dominate Europe by removing missile defenses, and offering a 'secret handshake' to Putin, the cold warrior elected to push the USA out of Europe.

Obama may well be a one-term social experiment.  If he loses in November, voters will not return to the experiment for a long, long, long time - hopefully.

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Posted Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Leg-Tingler Chris Mathews Jackknifes On Jeopardy


Chris Mathews is the poster boy for arrogant Obama toe-lickers.  And the white-haired goon loves to bash Sarah Palin.  As we often say on this blog - Karma Is A Bitch.  And oh man, has Karma come to visit the leg-tingler from MSNBC.

In the summer of 2010 Mathews said of Sarah Palin, “Well do you think cute will beat brains? ” and “Do you think she’d do better on the questions on ‘Jeopardy’ or the interview they do during a halftime?”

Fast forward to yesterday. Mathews appeared on a special Jeopardy show himself, called 'Power Players.' The dope finished dead last getting spanked by CNN's Lizzie O'Leary, and Obama's ex-spokesboy Robert Gibbs.  And as an added bonus Mathews exposed himself as a halfwit during most of the show ending in punctuated nervous audience laughter.

Mathews endless gaffes, mistakes, wrong answers, and fumbling format foibles were topped-off with this gem. The category "6-Letter World Capitals" and the answer "St. Basil's Cathedral is there."  Host Trebek reminded the audience the category was "6-Letter World Capitals."  Astonishingly, button bonehead Matthews rings in and spurts, "What is Istanbul?"  The first part of wrong is that 'Istanbul' is EIGHT letters, not SIX.  Then consider that even school kids know that St. Basil's is in the middle of Red Square in Moscow.  But not the Moron From MSNBC.

Maybe Mathews can give Palin a call and ask for some coaching?  Wait, never mind.  Mathews is obviously too vapid to feed himself let alone take instruction from someone who is ACTUALLY intelligent.
Posted Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Peeing Stalin Statue Purged By Police


The Ukraine is the second largest military power in Europe.  But it's history has been cruel.  Wars, famine, invading powers from Poland, Turkey, Austria, and Russia have all taken a chunk out of the place.

After World War I Poland and Soviet Russia fought over Ukraine eventually leading to the birth of the Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic in March 1919.

Soon after, the USSR portion spread to incorporate Russia itself.  Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin was a Russian officer fighting in the Polish-Soviet war in the Ukraine and later rose to ultimate power. 

Stalin eventually murdered over 5 million Ukrainian pheasants when he refused to release stored grains to feed them during a ferocious famine in the 1930s.  The Holodomor famine is also known as the Ukrainian Genocide.

So Joseph's memory in Ukraine is contentious.  Hence Uncle Joe was honored with a unique statue intended to ridicule the mass-killer.  But the police were not amused.

The 'Pissing Stalin Golden Monument' was created by the Ukrainian nationalist party Bratstvo. Standing five-feet tall the wooden sculpture clearly shows Stalin's penis protruding and peeing. Two were made and placed in cities for the European Soccer Championships.

A kind of Stalin-statue rivalry is griping the country. Two factions are battling statuary sward. Those who hate the old dictator and those who want to revise history and honor the old goof. The Ukraine just can't seem to shake it's penchant for war, even on a simulacrum level.
Posted Monday, May 14, 2012

Michelle Obama And A Dog Humping A Sheep


What does Michelle Obama have in common with a dog mounting a sheep in the background of a romantic picnic?  Nothing.

Still, it seems oddly appropriate to tie the two together.

A new book is telling all and casting light on the darker side of the jet-setting first lady. The tome details Manchelle ordering the secret service to watch Barry because she is afraid he will cheat like John Kennedy cheated on Jackie. Her words.

Manchelle is said to be ‘unusually jealous’ and has so little trust in the beanpole president she pops in on him unannounced during work hours 'just to make sure'. The First Jealousy is also pissed over Barry's close relationship with Oprah Winfrey - and shuns her because she ‘hates fat people’. Wow. Hates fat people? Even Oprah?

Recall, Mrs Obama has been characterized as an 'angry black woman'. And if true, these shenanigans seem to fit. In the book ‘The Amateur’ author Edward Klein covered the antics of the First Vacationer over the last three years and claims that Mrs Obama’s ‘obsessive’ behavior is the talk of the White House.

These books are usually full of hyperbole, hearsay, and nonsense. But there is something fishy about lady Obama. Sometimes the cover of the book predicts what's inside the book, at least the designer clothing, coiffed hair, and overuse of government air travel does anyway.

Oh. The Border Collie mounting the sheep in the background of the idyllic romantic luncheon on the sheep pasture?  Obama says he likes the taste of dog meat so we included a series of pictures of man's best friend stealing the show. Take a look.  (ed  note. notice the dog is a Collie usually trained to HERD the sheep, not have sex with them).

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Posted Sunday, May 13, 2012

Japan Is Dying


Japan is giving up.  The island nation that once dominated all of asia is collectively, piece by piece, disaster by disaster, culturally and spiritually choosing national hara kari.  How?

World War II may have been the high water mark of the Japanese people.

Japanese imperialist ambitions tore their past and their future from them like a woman aborting a healthy child.  After devastating acts of barbarianism against other Asian nations, and their subsequent demolition by the US, Japan seemed to rise from their ashes to become the world's second largest economy

But that was then. After two decades of recession, earthquakes, tsunamis, shutting down their nuclear energy component, an influx of Chinese and Americans on their native soil, the Japanese are in decline.  The population of the country has taken a nosedive, and in about 900 years all Japanese will disappear from planet earth.

Of 117 million today, just 14 million are kids under 14.  The population is aging and not reproducing.  The birthrate has fallen to 1.35 per fertile woman, almost half the replacement figure.  And more than 20% of Japan's people are aged 65 or over, one of the highest proportions of elderly in the world.  Another reason the crushing impact and cost of medical and reduced productivity is looming large in Japan.

Theories abound, but it is clear Japan is vaporizing oddly by it's own hand.  A cruel irony given the ferocious spirit once prevalent in a tiny nation that once wanted to rule the Pacific rim.
Posted Saturday, May 12, 2012

Mother's Day eMonsters

You woke up on Mother's Day determined to do something 'special'.  How about a family photo with just you and mom immortalizing the woman who bore you, and you.  So you arrange the whole thing, gussy up, pack mom into the van, and get a dozen shots in a dozen minutes - wham!  Got her done.

Twilight zone music please... AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com specializes in finding and exposing those 'special' photos for the entire web world to see, and you won! Prominent, up in front, and collecting the comments by the fistful, there you are, and there she is, and man what a mistake.

Can the photo left really be Tom Selleck and his mom?  Or is Tom a cutout on this one.  The answer eludes me, but it sure looks like Tom is as surprised to be in this picture as the photographer was taking it.  And who really is this woman?  Is it Tom's mom?  If so, wow - something happened between conception and product.  Someone needs to get their money back.

How about you and mom put on the same red clothes, and comb your hair the same, and get the same glasses, and put on the same red lipstick, and sit in front of a red background, and well no one will guess whose mom is sitting next to you, guaranteed..

But why wait to be born?  Why not capture you and mom BEFORE mom becomes your mom?  How about a shot of mom and dad and you as a concept drawing on mom's pregnant stomach?  There you are all penciled in, curled up in the fetal position, waiting patiently for your parents to quit screwing around and get to the hospital so you can pop out.

Next time you get this impulse take a deep breath and give it more thought.  And if you do it anyway, make sure you see the pictures before anyone else and be ready to vault them away from prying eyes before you humiliate yourself and your mom for the balance of your time together.
Posted Friday, May 11, 2012

Pit Bull Kills Toddler Neighbor Shoots Grandma


Pit Bulls are viscous and unstoppable. Though less than 2% of the dog population they account for 35% of dog-to-human fatalities.

In the U.S., a Pit Bull kills a human being every 22 days.

Originally bred in England to act as 'bear-bait', Pit Bulls ran down, fought and cornered bears so a hunter could kill them.

Pit Bulls have been selectively bred and 'hard wired'  to viciously attack prey with overly developed bone crushing-muscular jaws.

Want proof?  In Las Cruces, NM yesterday a 16-month-old girl was savaged by her grandparent's 'pet' Pit Bull.  Hearing the attack a neighbor tried to stop the animal by firing a .45cal but hit the grandmother instead.

Both the toddler and the grandmother were rushed to the hospital and despite heroic effort the child's wounds were too severe, and she died. The neighbor, meantime, finally shot the menacing animal and killed it.

Why do people insist on owning and defending these animals?   Blaming owners and kids is malicious, yet that is what many do.  At what point will the public wise-up and demand that these animals be banned and removed from American soil?  How many kids need to die before the deniers are shouted down?  Time will tell.

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Posted Thursday, May 10, 2012

911 Calls Plagued By Butt-Press And Cranks


The 911 service is not cheap to run. And the cost is rising is both money and lives.

The term 'butt-press' call refers to people sticking a cell phone in their back pockets and either sitting, stooping, or bumping in tight jeans inadvertently dial the three digits.  The cops are steered to the location of a call automatically.  In New York City an astounding 38% of the 10.4 million calls to 911 during 2010 were ass related “short calls” of 19 seconds or less — that’s an average of 10,700 false alarms per day.

Another class of problems arise from lonely and perverted people who abuse the 911 system with crank calls.
Oklahoma City arrested a serial caller of 911 operators to talk about sex. Clyde Dorain Hobbs, 72, called 911 on Saturday, May 5 at least 17 times. The report reveals Hobbs made sexually oriented comments to the emergency operators each time he called.  Hobbs has been arrested three previous times for the same thing, and when cops arrived to pick him up, he threw a fit and resisted them.

Not all of these stories are funny.  Oscar Carillo called 911 to report an armed robbery near Orange Grove Boulevard and Summit Avenue.  Oscar was kidding.  The cops rushed to the scene and encountered a teenager who they thought was armed. When the teen allegedly reached for his waistband, an officer shot and killed him.

Collectively, the country seems to have too many who are ready to abuse a free service.  911 needs to convert to a fee based system, if you make the call for yourself, you need to pay for it.  If you make the call for someone else, you should not be charged.  And if you make a bogus call you should get fined.   But it won't happen because it makes too much sense.

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Posted Wednesday, May 09, 2012

Jack The Ripper Was A Woman?


Not the most prolific killer but certainly the most notorious of all serial killers was Jack the Ripper in the Whitechapel district of London in 1888.   Given many under age 30 didn't know the movie Titanic was about a real ship, likely they haven't heard of Jack the Ripper.

To refresh, Jack the Ripper was never caught.  Five victims, all prostitutes were disemboweled with surgical precision.  After more than a century countless books, theories, suspects, and movies no one has been emphatically fingered as the perp.

Author John Morris has written a book carving out a new angle.  That Jack The Ripper was really Jacqueline the Ripper - a woman.

John thinks Lizzie Williams, wife of royal physician Sir John Williams who ironically has been a suspect himself as the real Whitechapel waster.

John sees her motive based on opportunity and rage over not having kids of her own.  Three of the victims had their wombs cut-out, dangling in an 'unhinged state'.

Well, as Star Trek Spock would lift an eyebrow and say 'intriguing'. Lizzie did go mad soon after the last killing took place, and eventually died from cancer in 1912. If she did it, she took it to her own grave.

Lucky for us because a Lizzie the Ripper would have been a lame name for a serial killer and would have taken steam away from Lizzie Borden.  Ooops.  The under 30s just got another name to look up.
Posted Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Vodka For Gangstas Outrages City Officials

Vodka For Gangstas Outrages City Officials


Booze is big business in the blighted urban areas where gangs thrive.  Considered a 'tame' drug, alcohol is a drug nonetheless and is part of the daily cocktail the poor indulge.  So why not name an entire brand of vodka after well known gang turf?

San Diego has an embedded and fierce gang infestation. Likely the most feared and dangerous among all gangs is MS13 which made its first foothold in San Diego.

The areas of San Diego where gangs control the city more than the cops do is well known - a fact not lost on a new vodka named 'Southeast Red'.

Since arriving on ghetto shelves the high-octane intoxicant, even at $20 a bottle, is flying out liquor store doors. And to make sure the customer has the right booze, the product bottle's label is adorned with a map of the areas gangs control.

Resident Mario Lewis isn't happy criticizing the idea as 'disgraceful' to 'portray a community in gang-banging terms'. Bishop George D. McKinney says 'This I believe is negative notoriety. I fear this vodka ... will target people who are already struggling with so many problems.'

San Diego is being reborn hard. The city has become gang killing central. No wonder residents are upset. But don't blame the hooch, blame the hoochers.

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Posted Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Dangling Truck Testicles Too Real For Cop

In the midst of worldwide kaos isn't it more fun to read about a guy in South Carolina pulled over for having a softball sized replica of a pair of human testicles dangling from his rear bumper?

The story is a simple one.  A Spartanburg County Sheriff’s deputy observed a Lincoln pickup truck whizz by with a pair of 'Truck Nutz' looming large, and dangling prominently below the hitch on the rear bumper.   Specifically, the deputy noted in a report, the object was a pair of testicles that were “flesh colored, anatomically correct, approximately the size of a softball, and in clear view of the public.”

The cop explained to the driver, Joe Cervantes-Rodriguez that is was the 'balls' got his attention.

Cervantes-Rodriguez explained he had come from Mexico a few months ealier traveling through Texas and Georgia. The driver had a vehicle registration and proof of insurance, but not a valid and current driver’s license.  So he was arrested.

After spending the night in jail, Cervantes-Rodriguez got out on $237 bail. A “warning citation” was also issued for displaying the 'accoutrement'.

The lesson isn't hard to guess.  Never.  Ever.  Not ever.  Drive around with a large replica of genitalia hanging from any part of your truck.  Place the replicas INSIDE and make sure your documentation is current.

Next watch La Raza or the ACLU bring a suit against the cops for 'testicle' profiling.  If you want or need a pair of these find them at  www.yournutz.com.  Good luck!
Posted Monday, May 07, 2012

Scalpel Explodes Sets Patient On Fire

Ever ponder the eventuality of requiring surgery?

Do you fear risks from infection or having equipment or supplies left in a chest cavity?  The needles, smells, saws, swelling, and sutures?

Add fire to your fears.

Dr Jay Yelon, chief of surgery at New York's Lincoln Hospital, was performing a tracheotomy to insert a breathing tube when his electronic scalpel came too close to patient Enrique Ruiz’s oxygen supply. The hospital is being fingered for trying squash the fury and flames over the catastrophe.

See, Dr Yelon did not mention the fire in his post-op report and when asked directly he cleverly avoided the obvious by stating the flames were put out with ‘no danger to the patient’.

Sounds like Doc Yelon is due to have his license suspended and his head shaved so he can put on an orange robe and chant 'Hare Krishna' at airports. But he does have a point, about 600 such fires happen each year, and many die on the table from the burns..

Ruiz remembers it differently telling his brother he was in extreme pain, ‘I feel like my chest was on fire.'  So authorities are taking a look. And the surgeon and staff will likely need to undergo sensitivity training or find a way to ground their instruments, or both.

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Posted Sunday, May 06, 2012

Ugly Meter App Out On iPhone And Android

Feeling pretty?  Download the $.99 application for either the iPhone or the Android and confirm what you already suspect.  That your face looks like a chunk of roadkill and you will be lucky to find an old tire for a mate.

The Ugly Meter app, developed by two Arizona ugly guys, scans and rates facial features according to set criteria.  Examples include the size of the nose, the distance between the eyes, the height of the forehead, the weakness or strength of the chin.


And to really rub it in, one of the developers says, "How you do your hair and whether you have a beard or not, those things don't matter...this is facial structure, so, unfortunately, there's nothing you can do about it.  You are what you are."

Critics are condemning the work as a way to stigmatize and demean people.  We have to presume those critics tried the app and didn't like their scores.  The developers say it's all in good fun - you know the idea of destroying someone's self-confidence or giving someone another reason to grow a vanity-ego condemning them to a life of ridicule and isolation.

All in all, this thing can't be worse than the DNA test that predicts how long you will live, or what fatal diseases you will develop.  So heck, lets all get stigmatized for a buck. Anyone got anything better to do?
Posted Saturday, May 05, 2012

Cat Survives Two-Hour Washing Machine Ordeal

The cat likes to hide-out.  Even if on the bed in plain site.

Karin Bernett, 63, had raised the jet-black feline since her kitty days.  And after doing a few chores, noticed a silence of 'meow' normally heard when 'Tabitha' sensed the older woman was ready to pay attention.  But not today, and Karin started to panic.

Karin scoured the house meowing, calling by name and offering treats.  Nothing.  Karin hurried to the neighbors - anyone seen the little black ball of trouble?  Nope.  Now sinking panic kicked in - so back to the house to check impossible locations.  Cupboards, oven, freezer?

The washer started to ting-ting-ting.  The machine had been flaking out with false alarms so Karin assumed she needed to go and manually push the spin cycle button.   And there, peering out through the soapy, half-filled cavity from behind the glass of the front-loader's door-Tabitha!

Sudsed up, shaken, shrunken, crying like a banshee in a lighting-storm the cat was both scared and pissed.  Karin freaked...she didn't want to touch the machine for fear of starting it up again, and suppose Tabitha...well.  Karin rushed back to the neighbor to shut down the house breakers.  The door wouldn't budge.  Back outside to get a gardener to pry the door open - success, out falls the wet lump of coal that was once a proud black cat.

Off to the vet.  The cat's lungs were pumped out, and the little lump subjected to the high setting on the hair dryer.  Tabitha blew-up the size of the black-hole in the center of the Milky Way.  What the hell happened?

Oh yea, Karin had loaded a comforter that morning; the once-per-year washing of the 'big' blanket and Tabitha, undetected, was buried in it.  So Karin only had herself to blame, but Tabitha was already looking around for another soft-spot to hunker-down on for a nap.  The cycle continues.

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Posted Friday, May 04, 2012

Netanyahu Punches Obama In The Guts

Obama and Sarkozy had a grand time bonding and carping about Israel's Prime Minister Netanyahu at the G20.  Refreshing the memory:  Sarkozy snarked,’I don’t want to see him (Netanyahu) anymore, he’s a liar.’ To which Obama double snarked: ‘You’ve had enough of him, but I have to deal with him every day!’

Karma is a bitch and what goes around comes around, especially in politics.  Sarkozy is about to be booted from his job, Obama is facing the same fate in November. Netanyahu is getting the last laugh.

Benjamin Netanyahu is calling early elections so that he will be free to deal with Iran’s nuclear threats this September-October, a full year ahead of schedule. Netanyahu is positioning Israel for action given Obama will be paralyzed by the election in the USA.  Netanyahu has Obama by the nads, and he is gonna make sure Obama can't squirm out of it.

The Obama Whitehouse is busy trying to avoid their abysmal record, and cleaning up yet another mess in the Chinese dissident fiasco.  The April jobs report knocked the wind out of the stock market again today. Obama is said to be 'shrugging' off the bad news.  As the Muslim Brotherhood solidifies its takeover of Egypt, it now enters Libya in a big way - Obama's backing of Arab Spring was also endorsed by Osama Bin Laden.

Even oil prices are dropping due to lack of demand and jobs.  Obama can't win.  Running on fumes and facing a fall attack by Israel on Iran the regime seems to be facing the same kind of challenge jobless millions face.  Karma Karma Karma - sing it with me Barry.

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Pandemic Killer Flu Paper Published

The H5N1 bird flu has been genetically modified to become air-borne and able to kill millions of people.

The 'work' was done at the Erasmus Medical Centre in Rotterdam - 'just to see if it could be done'.  The US National Institutes For Health (NIH) funded the work.

To date, just 600 humans have gotten the H5N1 flu; in its wild state nearly impossible to contract. Of those, 60% died.

"We have discovered that this is indeed possible, and more easily than previously thought...," Dr Fouchier, team leader.

WARNING: The WHO and NIH have jointly agreed the work be published - find it in current issue of the science publication 'Nature'.

Armageddon inches a bit closer..  Does Al Qaeda read science journals?

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Tampa Wins Mosquito Capital Of USA

Well, if you live in Florida, along the Gulf Of Mexico in Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Georgia or up the Eastern Seaboard of the USA you already know about mosquitoes.

Giant-big, hairy, piercing, blood-sucking, swarming, West Nile disease-carrying, relentless, egg-filled, sweat lapping Culex quinquefasciatus.

Tampa, FL and New Orleans, LA are hive central.  And you need the hide of a rhino to persevere the summer months in those cities.  

The CDC has issued advise on the best ways to deal with the problem.

The following products are effective: Off!, Cutter, Sawyer, and Ultrathon (DEET). Cutter Advanced, Skin So Soft Bug Guard Plus, and Autan (Picaridin). Skin So Soft Bug Guard Plus Expedition (IR3535).  Homeopathic remedies that contain lemon and eucalyptus oils are fine, but not as effective.

Just when the summer gets going, living in the hot, humid south will require you to wear long sleeves, long pants, hats, and stay indoors.  Isn't nature fun?

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Posted Thursday, May 03, 2012

Ant Assassin Wears Victims To Fool Spiders

Insects have invented just about every kind of freakish form and behavior imagined.  But the ant assassin, left, tops the heap.

Ants are by far the most prevalent species on earth.  According to Harvard biologist EO Wilson, there are an estimated 100,000,000,000,000,000 ants in the world.  One hundred thousand trillion to be precise.

So, is it any surprise ants are a goldmine of protein?  This fact has not escaped the Acanthaspis Petax - the dreaded 'Ant Assassin'.  The ant assassin depicted left not only consumes ants, the clever Anthropoda wears them as protection from its own mortal enemy the jumping spider family (Salticidae).

The ant assassin hunts at night sniffing the saliva laden ant trails that lead to the yummy delectables.  Once in position, the assassin grabs an ant with large mandibles and claws, injects enzymes into the fleshy parts and suck the ant dry. The final step is to carefully place the dead shell bodies on their back in a grand gesture of conservation and camouflage.

Despite the ghoulish aspect of the ant assassin's behavior the predator measures just 1cm (1/3rd of an inch) in length. Proving once again, size does not matter, well, at least not all the time.
Posted Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Foul Language Fined In Middleborough, MA

Or Malediction Mars Middleborough Missives Mean Monetary Mulct, but asking readers to consult a dictionary just to get past the title is asking too much.

Massachusetts is the notorious land of the Salem witch trials.  The state views itself as a 'progressive' fore-leader, but in reality, the undertone is pretentious pomposity and political correctness.  So is it shocking a town south of Boston would view public cussing as a big enough problem to involve the police force?

Business owners say they have a store full of teens and parents bellowing in a mule-skinner dialect once heard in the rough silver boom-towns back in 1870s Colorado.  And they have had enough.

Former Selectwoman Mimi Duphily says, “I don’t think it will solve the problem but it will make them understand what is acceptable behavior and what is not.”  Oh.  Mimi must have the book on 'acceptable behavior' - no wonder it's missing from the library.

The town’s police chief thinks a $20 ticket will deter the foul-mouthed offenders, others want a hefty $100 levied.   There is no fine suggested for playing rapper music in public though...

How about public floggings, or a good draw-quartering?  Stoning?  Salem burned them at the stake based on kids tattling on adults.  Certainly the town can do a burning or two in the name of the F*** and C*** word .  After all, Bob Beckel and Bill Maher spit them routinely out on live air.
Posted Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Man Sues BMW Over Motorcycle Erection

The Democrat Party is run by three powerful, corrupt, and insidious special interest groups.  They are, in order of evil, the labor unions, the trial lawyers, and the race hustlers led by Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.

Trial lawyers feed on the insurance industry, and on anyone with more than a dime in their pockets.

Britain's National Healthcare System is protected by 'loser pays' making frivolous lawsuits obsolete overnight.

Frivolous lawsuit? A full 40% of US medical system costs are due to them, and John Edwards rode high on them his entire life.

Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seat maker Corbin-Pacific claiming his four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat has left him with a 20-monthy erection that won't go down. Wolf wants to get paid not just because he can't sleep on his stomach, he says he can't have sex either.

Dr. Michael Lutz, urologist, says there is no medical data to support the man’s claim. However, “It’s been long-known that compression of the neurovascular supply to the penis — if it’s compressed for a period of time...can actually cause prolonged numbness of the genitalia.”

BMW checked the story noting Wolf switched the OEM seat for the Corbin-Pacific seat. Wolf obviously has no case, and is including BMW due to their deeper pockets. Mr. Wolf is a boner, and BMW is innocent. The Democrats keep trial lawyers in erection lawsuits - and this one is just as good as the next one.
Posted Monday, April 30, 2012

Down's Syndrome Teen Wins Prom King

The black plague, mongolian hoardes, and world wars pale in carnage compared to legalized abortion.  And with screening for genetic diseases like Down's syndrome, 90% of Down's kids are terminated prior to birth.

Meet Max Jackowski, who has Down’s syndrome, and beat every jock at the Lake George, New York high school to be crowned prom king. Max won by an astounding 80% of the vote.

When Max was announced as the winner the crowd erupted into uproar and standing ovation. And grinning widely was Hahnah Saroff, who singled out Max to take her to the prom. Hahnah said she sees Max as a genuine guy who is always fun to be around.

‘I’m so happy. I’m so excited,’ Max blurted out.

Max's mom, Lisa Jackowski, was overcome and began crying as she witnessed the outpouring of affection for her son. ‘I never imagined he’d go to prom in the first place,’ she told reporters.

Mom says the student’s choosing her son as the school's new prom king was clearly 'made by their hearts'.

Recall Obama making fun of the 'special olympics' when complaining he was a crappy bowler? Obama says he would approve if his daughters got abortions so that they won't have to be 'tied down' with a child.

Well, isn't it time to tell liberals they stink? I know Max won't do it, but then, Max is a great guy - who also happens to have Down's syndrome.
Posted Sunday, April 29, 2012

Guy Dumps Dentist Girlfriend Keeps Dental Appointment

The Dunce Of The Week Award goes to 45-year-old Marek Olszewski who kept his dental surgery appointment with the dentist girl friend he was cheating on.

Anna Mackowiak DDS, 34, has been arrested after she took revenge on the hapless guy. Marek developed a toothache and went to her for treatment.

Calmly, even professionally, Anna dosed Marek with a stiff level of anaesthetic and pulled every tooth in his head.

The unsuspecting goof woke from the deep-sleep with a bandage wrapped around his entire head. Anna told him there were complications and that he needed to go see another specialist for followup.

Anna confessed that at first she wanted her professionalism to over-power her emotions. Anna lamented 'But when I saw him lying there I just thought, "What a b******".' 

Marek related, '...when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t f****** believe it. The b**** had emptied my mouth.' And to add poetic insult, Marek says his 'new' girlfriend left him due to his gummy smile. Marek's new squeeze better not be a neurosurgeon.

First, and the most obvious, do not cheat on a medical professional and then go to them for treatment unless you have a death or early dentures wish. Second, if you are dumb enough to subject yourself to the double risk of a woman scorned AND a woman who works on your teeth, do not whine when you end up eating your meals through a straw for the next few years. .
Posted Saturday, April 28, 2012

Blanket Hogging #1 Domestic Argument

According to an odd study in the UK the average couple have 167 arguments per year mostly over creating cold-air tunnels while sharing a comforter.  Snoring came in second.

The fight over the blanket seems to be insurmountable. And the snoring struggle often leads to whole breakups.  Other less insidious conflicts include overheating, kids in the bed, and the ever present 'not in the mood'.  Odd farting wasn't mentioned, do the Brits not fart?

Claire Haigh, of Premier Inn, said: 'Our research shows most of the arguments couples have in the bedroom are down to habits that are easy to resolve as a relationship develops...we conducted this research to coincide with National Stop Snoring Week and the findings discovered that a lot of people are seriously affected by snoring and hogging the duvet.'

Snoring is a sleep stealer for both in the pairing.  Either one is kept awaky by the other, or the one is awakened by ones own snoring - either way the dysfunction can spread into the daytime.  But few sensations will shock you from sleep like a cold foot, or a wind-tunnel opening up in the middle of a cold night.  Especially if you like to sleep sans pajamas - commando head to toe.  But there are solutions.

Couples can get medical help for the snoring, and a larger blanket for the bed.  They can even try separate blankets, but all these things have downsides, and life is too short.

The best way to avoid these problems is to punish the other at inconvenient times in a kind of pavlovian teaching moment.  What the goose does can be done to the gander.  But remember, taking revenge on your loved one can backfire.  You may find yourself sleeping under the bed, instead of on top of it - so be creative, and stealthy.  And if things get out of hand, keep in mind it's only sleep - you can get that anywhere.
Posted Friday, April 27, 2012

Hitler Angry Obama Ate His Dog

Obama is often too willing to share useless information with the country.  Yet is unwilling to settle suspicions he is not a natural born citizen by producing a bona fide birth certificate.  Or dazzle us with his alleged academic achievements by producing school records.  Odd.

According to Obama's reading of his goofy book 'Dreams From My Father' the failed POTUS explains how he ate dog-meat, snakes, and grasshoppers as a kid.  A kid in Kenya?  A kid in Indonesia?  A kid in Hawaii?  Hawaii residence do not eat dog-meat, in fact, it is illegal to even THINK about harming your pet.

Extending the sordid revelation, satirists on the internet predictably are having feeding frenzy depicting Obama's canine cuisine.  One of the best is this video parody of Hitler in his bunker being informed by panicked subordinates that Obama had captured, killed, and eaten his dog.  Take a look...




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Posted Thursday, April 26, 2012

Bullfrog Sits On A Bench Video

A bullfrog sits casually upright on a turquoise bench.  The cell-phone video below is going viral today.  The big amphibian was undeterred as the guy circled him clicking away.  No way this basking fella gets spooked off his seat, not until he is darn good and ready to leave.

And as he sits and ponders the perplexities of a world complicated by humans, some may wonder, has it occurred to him the bench he chose was made by man?   The picture invites important questions of our own.

Where did he learn or even want to sit in this way?  Everything is wrong.  Bullfrogs lack bulbous butts and the inner ear to balance.   The tail bone alone should have this guy teetering on failure.  And then there are the long legs and webbed feet bent at one of two knees?

One wonders. Is sitting on park benches the evolutionary next step for bullfrogs?  Will they evolve an ass like the rest of us?  Will they next demand affordable housing and senior bus ticket discounts? My head hurts.

Posted Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Teens Getting High On Hand Sanitizer

Kids, meaning teenagers, seemed to want to stuff all of life's 'fun' into five and a half minutes.  And more often than not, some of them push their acts of self-indulgence to the point of irreversible harm.

Playing chicken in a car.  Drinking to the point of vomiting or blacking out. Joining a gang and playing with guns and drugs. Sniffing glue and inhaling aerosols. These the 'old' goodies of yesterday.

The latest teen-genius idea is drinking cleaning products after distilling to extract dangerous levels of toxic ethyl alcohol.  Did you read that right?  Uh-huh.

Bottles of hand-sanitizer contain 62% ethyl alcohol by volume and are inexpensive and easily purchased - without an ID. Distillation instructions are readily available on the internet, of course. Common table salt is used to extract the alcohol, creating a dangerous concoction far more potent than distilled spirits bought over the counter.

A few 1-ounce shots will induce slurred speech, burning stomachs, diarrhea, memory loss and even irreversible organ damage leading to death. Other hygiene products such as mouthwash, cough syrup and even vanilla extract can be abused in similar ways.

Two homeless people in Albuquerque, New Mexico, recently died after drinking a mix of distilled hand sanitizer and mouthwash.

So become informed parents. Stay close to your teens. Teach them that it is one thing to drink a beer, but something entirely different to swill down a few shots of nearly 100% pure grain alcohol.

Death or brain-damaged is no way to start out life.
Posted Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Widow Prevails In Husband Genitalia Electrocution

A pair of electrocution stories seemed to be worth exploring.  Especially when they are self-inflicted.

Rochester's Amanda Martin discovered her husband Paul, 35, lying naked on the floor in the basement, dead. Paul, suffering from erectile dysfunction had hooked himself up to a homemade electrical 'invention' presumed to cure the affliction.

After her initial shock, literally received when she touched Paul trying to revive him, she called police. Amanda next contacted Paul's life insurance company. The company claimed claimed 'Mr Martin's own volitional acts caused to contributed to the injury which resulted in his death .' And so refused to the accidental death portion of the policy.

Undeterred, Amanda has lost and gone to a Federal Appeals court presenting the police report, and the testimony of the emergency response team. Emergency officials said that Mr Martin's 'homemade wire device...accidentally electrocuted him to death.'

During court testimony it was revealed that Paul made the device by creating a purple-wire loop from the hot-lead of a black power cord. The loop at the end of the purple wire was 'attached to his scrotum,' police wrote. Expert witness Dr Stephen J. Hucker, testified that electrical stimulation is for enjoyment, not suicide. 'The use of electrical stimulation to produce sexual excitement and orgasm has been known since at least the nineteenth century,' Dr Hucker argued.

The judge agreed ruling Paul did not intentionally electrocute himself.  The court ordered the case reopened and reviewed for disbursement by the insurance company. A paltry $81k is in question.

Guys.  Do not try this at home.  Go see a urologist and get yourself some Viagra - play with the wife, not the toaster's electrical chord.

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Dangling Truck Testicles Too Real For Cop


In the midst of worldwide kaos isn't it more fun to read about a guy in South Carolina pulled over for having a softball sized replica of a pair of human testicles dangling from his rear bumper?

The story is a simple one.  A Spartanburg County Sheriff’s deputy observed a Lincoln pickup truck whizz by with a pair of 'Truck Nutz' looming large, and dangling prominently below the hitch on the rear bumper.   Specifically, the deputy noted in a report, the object was a pair of testicles that were “flesh colored, anatomically correct, approximately the size of a softball, and in clear view of the public.”

The cop explained to the driver, Joe Cervantes-Rodriguez that is was the 'balls' got his attention.

Cervantes-Rodriguez explained he had come from Mexico a few months ealier traveling through Texas and Georgia. The driver had a vehicle registration and proof of insurance, but not a valid and current driver’s license.  So he was arrested.

After spending the night in jail, Cervantes-Rodriguez got out on $237 bail. A “warning citation” was also issued for displaying the 'accoutrement'.

The lesson is not hard to guess.  Never.  Ever.  Not ever.  Drive around with a large replica of genitalia hanging from any part of your truck.  Place the replicas INSIDE and make sure your documentation is current.

Next watch La Raza or the ACLU bring a suit against the cops for 'testicle' profiling.  If you want or need a pair of these find them at  www.yournutz.com.  Good luck!
Posted Monday, May 07, 2012

Scalpel Explodes Sets Patient On Fire


Ever ponder the eventuality of requiring surgery?

Do you fear risks from infection or having equipment or supplies left in a chest cavity?  The needles, smells, saws, swelling, and sutures?

Add fire to your fears.

Dr Jay Yelon, chief of surgery at New York's Lincoln Hospital, was performing a tracheotomy to insert a breathing tube when his electronic scalpel came too close to patient Enrique Ruiz’s oxygen supply. The hospital is being fingered for trying squash the fury and flames over the catastrophe.

See, Dr Yelon did not mention the fire in his post-op report and when asked directly he cleverly avoided the obvious by stating the flames were put out with ‘no danger to the patient’.

Sounds like Doc Yelon is due to have his license suspended and his head shaved so he can put on an orange robe and chant 'Hare Krishna' at airports. But he does have a point, about 600 such fires happen each year, and many die on the table from the burns..

Ruiz remembers it differently telling his brother he was in extreme pain, ‘I feel like my chest was on fire.'  So authorities are taking a look. And the surgeon and staff will likely need to undergo sensitivity training or find a way to ground their instruments, or both.

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Posted Sunday, May 06, 2012

Ugly Meter App Is Out On iPhone And Android


Feeling lucky?  Download the $.99 application for either the iPhone or the Android and find out what you already suspect.  That your face looks like a chunk of roadkill and you are only fit to be mated with an old tire.

The Ugly Meter app, developed by two Arizona ugly guys, scans and rates facial features according to set criteria.  Examples include the size of the nose, the distance between the eyes, the height of the forehead, the weakness or strength of the chin.


And to really rub it in, one of the developers says, "How you do your hair and whether you have a beard or not, those things don't matter...this is facial structure, so, unfortunately, there's nothing you can do about it.  You are what you are."

Critics are condemning the work as a way to stigmatize and demean people.  We have to presume those critics tried the app and didn't like their scores.  The developers say it's all in good fun - you know the idea of destroying someone's self-confidence or giving someone another reason to grow a vanity-ego condemning them to a life of ridicule and isolation.

All in all, this thing can't be worse than the DNA test that predicts how long you will live, or what fatal diseases you will develop.  So heck, lets all get stigmatized for a buck what else do any of us have to do anyway?
Posted Saturday, May 05, 2012

Cat Survives Two-Hour Washing Machine Ordeal


The cat likes to hide-out.  Even if on the bed in plain site.

Karin Bernett, 63, had raised the jet-black feline since her kitty days.  And after doing a few chores, noticed a silence of 'meow' normally heard when 'Tabitha' sensed the older woman was ready to pay attention.  But not today, and Karin started to panic.

Karin scoured the house meowing, calling by name and offering treats.  Nothing.  Karin hurried to the neighbors - anyone seen the little black ball of trouble?  Nope.  Now sinking panic kicked in - so back to the house to check impossible locations.  Cupboards, oven, freezer?

The washer started to ting-ting-ting.  The machine had been flaking out with false alarms so Karin assumed she needed to go and manually push the spin cycle button.   And there, peering out through the soapy, half-filled cavity from behind the glass of the front-loader's door-Tabitha!

Sudsed up, shaken, shrunken, crying like a banshee in a lighting-storm the cat was both scared and pissed.  Karin freaked...she didn't want to touch the machine for fear of starting it up again, and suppose Tabitha...well.  Karin rushed back to the neighbor to shut down the house breakers.  The door wouldn't budge.  Back outside to get a gardener to pry the door open - success, out falls the wet lump of coal that was once a proud black cat.

Off to the vet.  The cat's lungs were pumped out, and the little lump subjected to the high setting on the hair dryer.  Tabitha blew-up the size of the black-hole in the center of the Milky Way.  What the hell happened?

Oh yea, Karin had loaded a comforter that morning; the once-per-year washing of the 'big' blanket and Tabitha, undetected, was buried in it.  So Karin only had herself to blame, but Tabitha was already looking around for another soft-spot to hunker-down on for a nap.  The cycle continues.

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Posted Friday, May 04, 2012

Netanyahu Punches Obama In The Guts


Obama and Sarkozy had a grand time bonding and carping about Israel's Prime Minister Netanyahu at the G20.  Refreshing the memory:  Sarkozy snarked,’I don’t want to see him (Netanyahu) anymore, he’s a liar.’ To which Obama double snarked: ‘You’ve had enough of him, but I have to deal with him every day!’

Karma is a bitch and what goes around comes around, especially in politics.  Sarkozy is about to be booted from his job, Obama is facing the same fate in November. Netanyahu is getting the last laugh.

Benjamin Netanyahu is calling early elections so that he will be free to deal with Iran’s nuclear threats this September-October, a full year ahead of schedule. Netanyahu is positioning Israel for action given Obama will be paralyzed by the election in the USA.  Netanyahu has Obama by the nads, and he is gonna make sure Obama can't squirm out of it.

The Obama Whitehouse is busy trying to avoid their abysmal record, and cleaning up yet another mess in the Chinese dissident fiasco.  The April jobs report knocked the wind out of the stock market again today. Obama is said to be 'shrugging' off the bad news.  As the Muslim Brotherhood solidifies its takeover of Egypt, it now enters Libya in a big way - Obama's backing of Arab Spring was also endorsed by Osama Bin Laden.

Even oil prices are dropping due to lack of demand and jobs.  Obama can't win.  Running on fumes and facing a fall attack by Israel on Iran the regime seems to be facing the same kind of challenge jobless millions face.  Karma Karma Karma - sing it with me Barry.
Posted Friday, May 04, 2012

Pandemic Killer Flu Paper Published


The H5N1 bird flu has been genetically modified to become air-borne and able to kill millions of people.

The 'work' was done at the Erasmus Medical Centre in Rotterdam - 'just to see if it could be done'.  The US National Institutes For Health (NIH) funded the work.

To date, just 600 humans have gotten the H5N1 flu; in its wild state nearly impossible to contract. Of those, 60% died.

"We have discovered that this is indeed possible, and more easily than previously thought...," Dr Fouchier, team leader.

WARNING: The WHO and NIH have jointly agreed the work be published - find it in current issue of the science publication 'Nature'.

Armageddon inches a bit closer..  Does Al Qaeda read science journals?

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Posted Thursday, May 03, 2012

Tampa Wins Mosquito Capital Of USA


Well, if you live in Florida, along the Gulf Of Mexico in Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Georgia or up the Eastern Seaboard of the USA you already know about mosquitoes.

Giant-big, hairy, piercing, blood-sucking, swarming, West Nile disease-carrying, relentless, egg-filled, sweat lapping Culex quinquefasciatus.

Tampa, FL and New Orleans, LA are hive central.  And you need the hide of a rhino to persevere the summer months in those cities.  

The CDC has issued advise on the best ways to deal with the problem.

The following products are effective: Off!, Cutter, Sawyer, and Ultrathon (DEET). Cutter Advanced, Skin So Soft Bug Guard Plus, and Autan (Picaridin). Skin So Soft Bug Guard Plus Expedition (IR3535).  Homeopathic remedies that contain lemon and eucalyptus oils are fine, but not as effective.

Just when the summer gets going, living in the hot, humid south will require you to wear long sleeves, long pants, hats, and stay indoors.  Isn't nature fun?

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Posted Thursday, May 03, 2012

Ant Assassin Wears Victims To Fool Spiders


Insects have invented just about every kind of freakish form and behavior imagined.  But the ant assassin, left, tops the heap.

Ants are by far the most prevalent species on earth.  According to Harvard biologist EO Wilson, there are an estimated 100,000,000,000,000,000 ants in the world.  One hundred thousand trillion to be precise.

So, is it any surprise ants are a goldmine of protein?  This fact has not escaped the Acanthaspis Petax - the dreaded 'Ant Assassin'.  The ant assassin depicted left not only consumes ants, the clever Anthropoda wears them as protection from its own mortal enemy the jumping spider family (Salticidae).

The ant assassin hunts at night sniffing the saliva laden ant trails that lead to the yummy delectables.  Once in position, the assassin grabs an ant with large mandibles and claws, injects enzymes into the fleshy parts and suck the ant dry. The final step is to carefully place the dead shell bodies on their back in a grand gesture of conservation and camouflage.

Despite the ghoulish aspect of the ant assassin's behavior the predator measures just 1cm (1/3rd of an inch) in length. Proving once again, size does not matter, well, at least not all the time.
Posted Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Foul Language Fined In Middleborough, MA


Or Malediction Mars Middleborough Missives Mean Monetary Mulct, but asking readers to consult a dictionary just to get past the title is asking too much.

Massachusetts is the notorious land of the Salem witch trials.  The state views itself as a 'progressive' fore-leader, but in reality, the undertone is pretentious pomposity and political correctness.  So is it shocking a town south of Boston would view public cussing as a big enough problem to involve the police force?

Business owners say they have a store full of teens and parents bellowing in a mule-skinner dialect once heard in the rough silver boom-towns back in 1870s Colorado.  And they have had enough.

Former Selectwoman Mimi Duphily says, “I don’t think it will solve the problem but it will make them understand what is acceptable behavior and what is not.”  Oh.  Mimi must have the book on 'acceptable behavior' - no wonder it's missing from the library.

The town’s police chief thinks a $20 ticket will deter the foul-mouthed offenders, others want a hefty $100 levied.   There is no fine suggested for playing rapper music in public though...

How about public floggings, or a good draw-quartering?  Stoning?  Salem burned them at the stake based on kids tattling on adults.  Certainly the town can do a burning or two in the name of the F*** and C*** word .  After all, Bob Beckel and Bill Maher spit them routinely out on live air.
Posted Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Newt's Coattails - RNC to get checks for $0.00
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... will be hearing from you soon!

As promised, attached is the full address and telephone list of every GOP member of the house of representatives.

I highly recommend EVERYONE write to them and let them know that Romney is a sure looser in November and that this election is TOO important to let Party loyalty to a failed nominee prevent the leadership from take immediate steps to correct the disastrous course the Party is on.

Let them know that Romney keeps Republicans at home and that their OWN re-election is at stake if Romney is on the ticket.  Romney have demonstrated he has NEGATIVE coat tails. Details here: http://grassroots.newt.org/forum/topics/facts-on-gop-turnout-the-ro...

Use the information above, they'll want to see the actual results.

Whereas Romney's coat tails have shrunk so far they're crammed up his tuckas (along with his head), Newt's coat tails were +25% in SC.  Do you think they want -10% GOP voters or +25%?

Let them decide!  Also, tell them that you're not donating to the RNC or any GOP candidates this year as long as Romney is the nominee.  Tell them that his Wall Street buddy's are already your money from the tax payer funded bailout to finance Romney's campaign.  No need to contribute twice!

I suggest sending them one of these too: http://i1241.photobucket.com/albums/gg511/NewtGuy/RNCCheck.png

They'll definitely prioritize your letter when they see that through the envelope.  And they'll have a nice surprise too!

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Man Sues BMW Over Motorcycle Erection


The Democrat Party is run by three powerful, corrupt, and insidious special interest groups.  They are, in order of evil, the labor unions, the trial lawyers, and the race hustlers led by Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.

Trial lawyers feed on the insurance industry, and on anyone with more than a dime in their pockets.

Britain's National Healthcare System is protected by 'loser pays' making frivolous lawsuits obsolete overnight.

Frivolous lawsuit? A full 40% of US medical system costs are due to them, and John Edwards rode high on them his entire life.

Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seat maker Corbin-Pacific claiming his four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat has left him with a 20-monthy erection that won't go down. Wolf wants to get paid not just because he can't sleep on his stomach, he says he can't have sex either.

Dr. Michael Lutz, Urologist, says there is no medical data to support the man’s claim. However, “It’s been long-known that compression of the neurovascular supply to the penis — if it’s compressed for a period of time...can actually cause prolonged numbness of the genitalia.”

BMW checked the story noting Wolf switched the OEM seat for the Corbin-Pacific seat. Wolf obviously has no case, and is including BMW due to their deeper pockets. Mr. Wolf is a boner, and BMW is innocent. The Democrats keep trial lawyers in erection lawsuits - and this one is just as good as the next one.
Posted Monday, April 30, 2012

Down's Syndrome Teen Wins Prom King


The black plague, mongolian hoardes, and world wars pale in carnage compared to legalized abortion.  And with screening for genetic diseases like Down's syndrome, 90% of Down's kids are terminated prior to birth.

Meet Max Jackowski, who has Down’s syndrome, and beat every jock at the Lake George, New York high school to be crowned prom king. Max won by an astounding 80% of the vote.

When Max was announced as the winner the crowd erupted into uproar and standing ovation. And grinning widely was Hahnah Saroff, who singled out Max to take her to the prom. Hahnah said she sees Max as a genuine guy who is always fun to be around.

‘I’m so happy. I’m so excited,’ Max blurted out.

Max's mom, Lisa Jackowski, was overcome and began crying as she witnessed the outpouring of affection for her son. ‘I never imagined he’d go to prom in the first place,’ she told reporters.

Mom says the student’s choosing her son as the school's new prom king was clearly 'made by their hearts'.

Recall Obama making fun of the 'special olympics' when complaining he was a crappy bowler? Obama says he would approve if his daughters got abortions so that they won't have to be 'tied down' with a child.

Well, isn't it time to tell liberals they stink? I know Max won't do it, but then, Max is a great guy - who also happens to have Down's syndrome.
Posted Sunday, April 29, 2012

Guy Dumps Dentist Girlfriend Keeps Dental Appointment


The Dunce Of The Week Award goes to 45-year-old Marek Olszewski who kept his dental surgery appointment with the dentist girl friend he was cheating on.

Anna Mackowiak DDS, 34, has been arrested after she took revenge on the hapless guy. Marek developed a toothache and went to her for treatment.

Calmly, even professionally, Anna dosed Marek with a stiff level of anaesthetic and pulled every tooth in his head.

The unsuspecting goof woke from the deep-sleep with a bandage wrapped around his entire head. Anna told him there were complications and that he needed to go see another specialist for followup.

Anna confessed that at first she wanted her professionalism to over-power her emotions. Anna lamented 'But when I saw him lying there I just thought, "What a b******".' 

Marek related, '...when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t f****** believe it. The b**** had emptied my mouth.' And to add poetic insult, Marek says his 'new' girlfriend left him due to his gummy smile. Marek's new squeeze better not be a neurosurgeon.

First, and the most obvious, do not cheat on a medical professional and then go to them for treatment unless you have a death or early dentures wish. Second, if you are dumb enough to subject yourself to the double risk of a woman scorned AND a woman who works on your teeth, do not whine when you end up eating your meals through a straw for the next few years. .
Posted Saturday, April 28, 2012

Blanket Hogging #1 Domestic Argument


According to an odd study in the UK the average couple have 167 arguments per year mostly over creating cold-air tunnels while sharing a comforter.  Snoring came in second.

The fight over the blanket seems to be insurmountable. And the snoring struggle often leads to whole breakups.  Other less insidious conflicts include overheating, kids in the bed, and the ever present 'not in the mood'.  Odd farting wasn't mentioned, do the Brits not fart?

Claire Haigh, of Premier Inn, said: 'Our research shows most of the arguments couples have in the bedroom are down to habits that are easy to resolve as a relationship develops...we conducted this research to coincide with National Stop Snoring Week and the findings discovered that a lot of people are seriously affected by snoring and hogging the duvet.'

Snoring is a sleep stealer for both in the pairing.  Either one is kept awaky by the other, or the one is awakened by ones own snoring - either way the dysfunction can spread into the daytime.  But few sensations will shock you from sleep like a cold foot, or a wind-tunnel opening up in the middle of a cold night.  Especially if you like to sleep sans pajamas - commando head to toe.  But there are solutions.

Couples can get medical help for the snoring, and a larger blanket for the bed.  They can even try separate blankets, but all these things have downsides, and life is too short.

The best way to avoid these problems is to punish the other at inconvenient times in a kind of pavlovian teaching moment.  What the goose does can be done to the gander.  But remember, taking revenge on your loved one can backfire.  You may find yourself sleeping under the bed, instead of on top of it - so be creative, and stealthy.  And if things get out of hand, keep in mind it's only sleep - you can get that anywhere.
Posted Friday, April 27, 2012

Hitler Angry Obama Ate His Dog


Obama is often too willing to share useless information with the country.  Yet is unwilling to settle suspicions he is not a natural born citizen by producing a bona fide birth certificate.  Or dazzle us with his alleged achievements by producing school records.  Odd.

According to Obama's reading of his goofy book 'Dreams From My Father' the failed POTUS explains how he ate dog-meat, snakes, and grasshoppers as a kid.  A kid in Kenya?  A kid in Indonesia?  A kid in Hawaii?  Hawaii residence do not eat dog-meat, in fact, it is illegal to even THINK about it.

Extending the sordid revelation, satirists on the internet predictably are having an orgy depicting Obama's canine cuisine.  One of the best is this video parody of Hitler in his bunker being informed by panicked subordinates that Obama had captured, killed, and eaten his dog.  Take a look...




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Bullfrog Sits On A Bench Video


The bullfrog sits casually upright on a turquoise bench.  The cell-phone video is going viral today.  The big amphibian was undeterred as the guy circled him clicking away.  The basking fella would not be spooked off his seat, not until he was darn good and ready to leave.

And as he sits and ponders the perplexities of a world complicated by humans, some may wonder, has it occurred to him the bench he chose was made by man?   The picture invites important questions of our own.

Where did he learn or even want to sit in this way?  Everything is wrong.  Bullfrogs lack bulbous butts and the inner ear to balance.   The tail bone alone should have this guy teetering on failure.  And then there are the long legs and webbed feet bent at one of two knees?

One wonders. Is sitting on park benches the evolutionary next step for bullfrogs?  Will they evolve an ass like the rest of us?  Will they next demand affordable housing and senior bus ticket discounts? My head hurts.

Posted Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Teens Getting High On Hand Sanitizer


Kids, meaning teenagers, seemed to want to stuff all of life's 'fun' into five and a half minutes.  And more often than not, some of them push their acts of self-indulgence to the point of irreversible harm.

Playing chicken in a car.  Drinking to the point of vomiting or blacking out. Joining a gang and playing with guns and drugs. Sniffing glue and inhaling aerosols. These the 'old' goodies of yesterday.

The latest teen-genius idea is drinking cleaning products after distilling to extract dangerous levels of toxic ethyl alcohol.  Did you read that right?  Uh-huh.

Bottles of hand-sanitizer contain 62% ethyl alcohol by volume and are inexpensive and easily purchased - without an ID. Distillation instructions are readily available on the internet, of course. Common table salt is used to extract the alcohol, creating a dangerous concoction far more potent than distilled spirits bought over the counter.

A few 1-ounce shots will induce slurred speech, burning stomachs, diarrhea, memory loss and even irreversible organ damage leading to death. Other hygiene products such as mouthwash, cough syrup and even vanilla extract can be abused in similar ways.

Two homeless people in Albuquerque, New Mexico, recently died after drinking a mix of distilled hand sanitizer and mouthwash.

So become informed parents. Stay close to your teens. Teach them that it is one thing to drink a beer, but something entirely different to swill down a few shots of nearly 100% pure grain alcohol.

Death or brain-damaged is no way to start out life.
Posted Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Widow Prevails In Husband Genitalia Electrocution


A pair of electrocution stories seemed to be worth exploring.  Especially when they are self-inflicted.

Rochester's Amanda Martin discovered her husband Paul, 35, lying naked on the floor in the basement, dead. Paul, suffering from erectile dysfunction had hooked himself up to a homemade electrical 'invention' presumed to cure the affliction.

After her initial shock, literally received when she touched Paul trying to revive him, she called police. Amanda next contacted Paul's life insurance company. The company claimed claimed 'Mr Martin's own volitional acts caused to contributed to the injury which resulted in his death .' And so refused to the accidental death portion of the policy.

Undeterred, Amanda has lost and gone to a Federal Appeals court presenting the police report, and the testimony of the emergency response team. Emergency officials said that Mr Martin's 'homemade wire device...accidentally electrocuted him to death.'

During court testimony it was revealed that Paul made the device by creating a purple-wire loop from the hot-lead of a black power cord. The loop at the end of the purple wire was 'attached to his scrotum,' police wrote. Expert witness Dr Stephen J. Hucker, testified that electrical stimulation is for enjoyment, not suicide. 'The use of electrical stimulation to produce sexual excitement and orgasm has been known since at least the nineteenth century,' Dr Hucker argued.

The judge agreed ruling Paul did not intentionally electrocute himself.  The court ordered the case reopened and reviewed for disbursement by the insurance company. A paltry $81k is in question.

Guys.  Do not try this at home.  Go see a urologist and get yourself some Viagra - play with the wife, not the toaster's electrical chord.

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Posted Monday, April 23, 2012

Men Now Outlive Women Says Study


With the 'liberation' of women has come a price.  Many woman decided to mimic poor male health habits and that is costing them now.

Males born in 2000 reaching the age of 30 can expect to match girls of the same age living to 87.  In 1970, a man aged 30 was expected to die 5.7 years before a woman of the same age - the widest gap since records began in 1841.

Researchers predict younger males will surpass the life spans of their female counterparts due in part to cancers affecting men less ferocious and fatal than those affecting women. And to advances in heart disease treatment.

Men are no longer working in toxic environments remnant of the early industrial age. And men are smoking less, playing more, and changing their diets to avoiding the effects of heart disease.

Women are smoking more, and are not watching their weight. Estimates for the USA predict over 50% of the adult population will be obese, but for women that stat soars to 75%. Minority women are at even higher risks for all of these factors.

Once it was guessed that genetics or hormones like testosterone played a role, but that has apparently been dispelled.  Women can no longer assume they will inherit the nest egg and outlive their mates.
Posted Sunday, April 22, 2012

1 In 7 On Food Stamps Up Over 135%


Obama's face is finally on the currency.  Witness the shocking increase in Food Stamps just during Obama's tenure alone.

The numer of people on the program has increased 70% under Obama. Spending on the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) increased 135% or $78 billion last year alone, the CBO reports.  The total cost is well north of $275 billion.

“Nearly 45 million recipients, one out of every seven U.S. residents, received SNAP benefits in an average month in fiscal year 2011,” CBO notes.  The total cost for all entitlements in the 2010 spending just completed was about 60% of the total.  Defense accounts for just 19% and deep cuts are now underway at the DoD.  Clearly, under Obama, the country is sacrificing its defense and putting millions on a government check.

The Food Stamp disaster is a symptom of a larger problem.  Poverty.  To qualify for the program, in general, a family must not have assets, income, or cash exceeding $2000.   And though there are nearly 50 million Americans already on the program, millions more are 'waiting' in an application pipeline.

The country is imploding in a lack of jobs, and crushing poverty.

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Posted Saturday, April 21, 2012

Crazed Woman Bites Another Over Parking Spot

Sara Gillan, a 50 something with her own teeth,  is used to getting her way, and when she doesn't she bites and Tasers people.

Gillan was allegedly waiting for a parking spot in a Hunters Point parking garage. Just as another car swerved into the parking space Gillan was waiting for anxiously.  Outraged, Gillan jumped from her car and accosted a woman in the other car savagely chomping her on the chest and arms.

After the oral assault ended, Gillan: “...got loose, she got the Taser gun,” said Trevell Council, who witnessed the spectacle. “She went and got the Taser gun and everything and she was trying to get her, but they was struggling and then she dropped it.”

Gillan was arrested and booked on charges of aggravated assault.

If  you see anyone fitting Sara's description waiting for a parking spot - get away from there.  Park at least 1000 feet away, and even better, just go back home as fast as you can and lock the doors, Sara may try to follow you.  (Related: Black Teens Beat 50 Year-Old White Man With Hammer)

Posted Saturday, April 21, 2012

Climate Fascist Wants Skeptics Houses Burned Down


The mind of a Global Warming cultist parallels the sociopath.  The oft dangerous fantasies of these guys represents credible threats to others.

Steve Zwick is managing editor of Ecosystem Marketplace - a minor website indulging in the furtively inane business of pumping propaganda for the fraud referred to as Climate Change.  Zwick is a gift to those of us who work to expose the cult.

Zwick spews in a Forbes Magazine piece, “We know who the active denialists are – not the people who buy the lies, mind you, but the people who create the lies. Let’s start keeping track of them now, and when the famines come, let’s make them pay. Let’s let their houses burn. Let’s swap their safe land for submerged islands. Let’s force them to bear the cost of rising food prices.”  Ooo look-it, another code word 'denialist', laughing.

Is Zwick just a lone-shooter?  An Eco-terrorist without a jail cell?  Not likely, but if the Secret Service has time to go and chat with Ted Nugent, how about someone from the FBI giving Zwick a look?

The data is troubling for Zwick.  Just in the past few months we are been given fresh, emphatic evidence that the alarmists have been wrong all along.   NASA, CERN, Australian and British Royal Geologic survey of Antarctic Ice have been publishing hard SCIENCE that contradicts goons like Zwick.

So Zwick is losing sleep and engaging in extreme fantasies. How special.  Hey Steve, arson will get you 30-years with Bubba who makes green-house gas that smells like prison food - have fun.

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Posted Friday, April 20, 2012

Online Pedophiles Choose Victim 'within two minutes'

The internet is a massive hunting ground for pedophiles.

A troubling study from Belgium examining the logs of convicted child molesters is revealing up to six hours a day in online 'fishing trips' where the perpetrators pepper hundreds of children until they found one willing to interact with them.

The predators no longer spend time to 'groom' or convince victims to divulge their locations.  Pedophiles know there are millions of kids online so they troll for 'low fruit' by making an immediate pass at a target and if rejected or resisted, move quickly on to another one.

These animals are able to avoid detection largely because the internet is vast, and the number of online places they hunt in are many. By branching out into gaming platforms, such as Xbox Live, pedophiles have a nearly infinite place to exercise their evil.

The best defense say researchers is 'With younger children, set up basic parental controls on all computers and don't let children under 13 join social networking sites. Additionally, 'With older children, it's important to have a dialogue with your child about potential dangers but without scaring them.'

Scaring, bullying, threatening, or simply restricting your kids will usually invite a dangerous insubordinate response. The trick is to give your kids the freedom to play, but the tools to recognize, resist and avoid an attack. Keep the lines of communication open!

(note. Pedophiles are coddled by left-wingers who view perpetrators as victims. Pedophiles are sick and not curable. Push for States to pass chemical castration, and drug therapies that neutralize their fantasies. Germany has this approach, and it works with great success.)
Posted Thursday, April 19, 2012

Harry Reid Props-Up Post Office As Junk Mail Service


Harry Reid is back in the saddle, folks. Remember, this is the goof that killed Yucca Mountain, pushes to blow billions on Las Vegas desert trains to nowhere, wants government agencies to keep blowing money on Vegas boondoggles, did Obamacare, and has the Senate cruising along with the parking-brake on full.

The US Post Office is obsolete. If ever there was an agency that cries out for dismantling and reforming it is the red-ink laden Post Office. Few, even Democrats, can argue rationally why the Post Office should not be downsized and even eliminated completely. Yet, Harry Reid thinks he has found a way to continue the bleed.

Reid is skipping the required-by-law budget and going straight to the USPS reform bill instead. Reid took the floor today and offered the following incredibly absurd justification for 'saving' the inept postal service.

"Madam President...I'll come home tonight here to my home in Washington and there'll be some junk mail...seniors love getting junk mail...their only way of communicating or feeling like they're part of the real world...unless we act quickly, thousands of post offices ...will close.' And by presumption seniors will not get their junk mail!

Reid continues to be a horses ass of course. Reid blocked Sen. Rand Paul's amendment to defund Hillary and Obama's $1.5 billion gift to the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt.

Reid's irresponsible impulse is to blow billions on junk mail flow to seniors while making sure radical Islam in Egypt gets enough money to plan another 911. Nevada is to blame for Reid's return, they had a perfect chance to retire the relic, too late now...

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Posted Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Fox News Bob Beckel Farts F-Word On Live Air


Fox News goes to goofy lengths employing brain-dead liberals like Juan Williams, Bob Beckel, Jemu Greene, Marc Lamont Hill, and Lani Davis. Why? Because Fox is under the mistaken impression these knuckle-heads offer reasonable counterpoint.

The F-bomb came out on Hannity last nite. The 'perp' is Bob Beckel.  Beckel's scowling, angry, bull-headed, small minded, spin-oriented, putz behavior is his 'shtick'. “You say that Head Start is a failure, you don’t know what the f***k you’re talking about,” Beckel barked

Beckel pouring more of his own urine on the wound.

“I just can’t stand right-wingers. They’ve just got their mouths running all the time,” Beckel explained.  Can anyone detect the sulphuric smell of irony?

When Hannity suggested Beckel apologize, Beckel said, “I don’t apologize.”

“Yes you do. You just cursed on the air,” said Hannity.

“I’m not gonna apologize,” Beckel whined childishly.

The right thing to do is to fire the fat-nancy of course, but sadly the network likes the clown and will keep him unless the FCC says otherwise.

After the show Beckel got on Twitter and groveled . “I apologize to anyone who heard me on Hannity. I honestly thought we were off air. I just may not be cut out for the TV business. Peace.” We agree. Bob is not cut out to wander around in civilized society, let alone on live air.

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Posted Tuesday, April 17, 2012

83-Year-Old Supermodel Vogue Superstar



Some win the gene lottery large and fascinate the rest of us with their exceptional grace in getting old.  And as they beat the system, we cheer them because they are winning for the species.

Meet Daphne Selfe. Scanning the photo wall at Vogue we find her face and see why she belongs there. She has lost muscle mass, but we almost forget her age.

Ms Selfe just agreed to pose as Madonna in her prime wearing the famous conical bra and corset from the singer’s Blonde Ambition tour.

Daphne notes the get-up is a replica but still ‘terribly unforgiving. I thought they might have done a bit of airbrushing..I’m not that brave. I used to pose nude...’

Daphne Selfe is a classic keeper, no vanity, thrifty, elegant, and gifted.

‘I think it’s partly down to good genes. My mother was a livewire, she lived until she was 95. I’ve never really bothered with skin cream or anything like that...I did dye my hair at home for a while when I started to go grey in my early 40s.'

The octogenarian's advise to the current crop of females? 'Women are too sloppy these days, they simply don't look in the mirror. Leggings and skinny jeans — just dreadful!'

Daphne's kids are in their fifty's now, grandparents themselves. The idea that Daphne is still working as a model at the top of the profession is a gas. You go great-grandma!

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Posted Monday, April 16, 2012

Britain Votes George Washington As Greatest Foe


British historians have awarded George Washington as the greatest foe Britain has ever faced. Of course, from the USA perspective, the British were the enemy, and Washington a hero and founding father.

During the Revolutionary War, George was both commander in chief, and commander in the field - remember, the war was waged before the Constitution was written.  The only government the country had at the time was the Continental Congress. And Washington's military training ironically was as a 'Colonel' in the British Provincial Militia.  Washington served in three military organizations, the British Militia, the Continental Army, and the US Army.

Historians believe as few as 20% of the colonial population supported the war. Like the Civil War, families split along 'loyalist' and 'rebel' sentiments. The most famous family to suffer the split was Benjamin Franklin and his illegitimate son William. William was the last colonial governor of New Jersey and a staunchly loyal to the British Crown. Of course, Benjamin was the first patriot of the revolution and after the war, the two never spoke again. William moved to Britain in 1792 and later died in bitter retreat.

Back to Washington. The British were defeating George for a good part of the Northern portion of the war, but met with staunch resistance and heavy losses in the South. Over time, Cornwallis was cornered in Yorktown, VA. The French fleet arrived just in time and blocked Cornwallis's escape. The eventual surrender turned Washington into a victor, and the first, and forever ultimate hero of the soon to be formed USA.

It's nice to know the British still stings over their losses in 1781. Especially given how magnanimous the USA has been over the years saving Britannia's bacon from other malcontents in the cesspool we affectionately call - Europe.
Posted Sunday, April 15, 2012

Crawling Baby Helmets A Hit With Helicopter Moms


From the first neurotic cave-dwelling mother who never let the kids out of the cave to today's 'helicopter' parent hovering over every child movement. These are the parents that make kids crazy.

Life of course is not about how easily you cruise through it, it's about how you handle the tough stuff. Helicopter parents are obsessed with buffering their progeny from life's realities. And harm them in the long run.

Thudguard.com is peddling a product they call the 'infant safety hat'. And helicopter parents are gobbling them. Part of the pitch is to prepare kids for helmet use later in life, like training to be a motorcycle cop, or a combat US Marine. Perfect!

Looking closely at the device first notice the kids ears are covered. Any bets this inhibits a kid from tuning their HEARING as they learn to paddle around the world? The helmet doesn't seem to prevent a kid from swallowing loose change, or drinking from the dog's water bowl.  How long before Obama requires them?

Self-fulfilling behaviors are a great way to lose.  If you 'fear' you are going to crash, you no doubt will find a way to crash.  After all, when you put on a helmet doesn't that make you invincible?   Ask skier Sony Bono who, wearing a helmet, became one with a tree.
Posted Saturday, April 14, 2012

Seniors Gone Wild: Simulate Sex To Sell Condoms


Sex sells. About 30% of the web is pornographic, and males search for it about 90% of the time. Should all this end when you get old?

Is there room for people over age 70 to publicly pose in gymnastic sexual positions, clothed of course, to bring attention to the need for condom use? Or is that a genitalia too far.

SaferSex4Seniors.org motto is 'Do It Safely'.  The website has a video depicting old folks in Kama Sutra sex positions designed to stave off a shocking 71% rise in STDs among sexually-active seniors in Florida.

Akila Gibbs of the Pasadena Senior Center said 'I think it looks like they're making fun of seniors, more than they're educating them.'

Apparently the effort is not a hit in the social media universe. Lets face it, who wants to picture grandma being mounted from behind by a guy in a Hawaiin shirt that looks like he was on the USS Arizona DURING the Pearl Harbor attack!

Well, most of us would not deny old timers the same thrills in their golden years they likely had in their youth. But we can do without the visuals. Especially if you look worse bent over than you do standing up.

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Posted Friday, April 13, 2012

Obama Surrogate Says Stay-At-Home Moms Worthless


Obama jumped to a 19pt lead with women after the Sandra Fluke circus event.  That was then, this is now.

Democrat strategist and Obama insider Hilary Rosen charged Mitt Romney's wife, Ann, who chose to be a full-time mom as less than worthy, you know, a 'mom'.

The elitist gaffe-maven Rosen squirted, “Guess what, his wife (Mitt Romney) has actually never worked a day in her life.” Rosen soiled herself on a CNN segment “war on women.”

Ann was watching. Mrs Romney noted in a tweet just after the show, “I made a choice to stay home and raise five boys. Believe me, it was hard work."

But does Ann need to be apologize for raising her kids? Of course not, but the Obama campaign exposed themselves as the real 'warriors against women' by reflecting one of the most insidiously misogynistic attitudes women have had to fight.

Obama doubled down playing his class-war angle by stating Michelle could not stay home. Fun huh? So now that the Obama's have wealth and power, Michelle has her mom living in doing that grandma nanny gig.  Guessing Michelle's first lady job must be keeping her out of the house, unless it's spring break in Mexico.

And Rosen? Defiant, disgraced and not backing down. Rosen's tweet-back, “I’ve nothing against @AnnRomney. I just don’t want Mitt using her as an expert on women...” Hey Hilary, after you get fired you can spend more time at home with the grandkids. Laughing.

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Posted Thursday, April 12, 2012

Mob Wins One In Florida As Prosecutor Folds


The mob is winning in Florida. And when the evidence is finally laid out and shows Zimmerman was the victim and not the perp, well, they may lynch him anyway.  The mob has to be fed.

Race is all the rage post civil rights. The 'N' word reserved among blacks only.  Black on black crime given a pass because all in the family, so the theory goes.

The charge of 2nd Degree Murder is a non-winnable chunk of red meat for the mob. At best, Zimmerman's self defense might be involuntary manslaughter, but murder?  My my my.

Well, at least Zimmerman can come in out of the cold now, remember, he had a bounty placed on his head - the Holder DOJ endorsed it with their silence.  Zimmerman has retained an attorney based in Orlando, and intends to enter a plea of not guilty.

Political Correctness reaches right down and buries anyone that gets between the vigilante and his blood lust.  Remember, if this can happen to Zimmerman, it can happen to YOU...

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Posted Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Meet 'Geminoid F' Android Singing Sensation


The future will blur what it means to be a human being. Biological humans will be manufactured along side artificial ones.

Meet android Geminoid F left - a woman who was never born, never grew up, and doesn't take a restroom break. She sings, gestures, and fascinates shoppers in a Hong Kong mall. And she is eerily lifelike and oddly beautiful though just a machine with rubber skin covering the gears and pulleys.

She really can't do much except fool the imagination a little, but in time an android like this will carry enough intelligence and mechanical motion to move among us unnoticed.

Geminoid F was produced by Hiroshi Ishiguro, a renowned robot designer at Osaka University in Japan. This is the guy that is closest to producing a machine that could take the place of tedious overpaid humans.

Why put up with cranky, narcissistic, drug-prone actors and musicians when you can have machines create both script and music, and perform same without a sick day.

Buh bye Madonna, Niki Minaj, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga you are obsolete!

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Hackers Playground: Pacemakers And Insulin Pumps

Hackers Playground: Pacemakers And Insulin Pumps

The mind of a hacker is the mind of a sociopath. Infantile and ego driven people with the intelligence to learn enough software engineering to criminally access networks and computing systems.

The hacker is neither genius, nor champion, nor warrior fighting the excess of overbearing governments. Hackers are the sludge layer of software engineering smart-asses who destroy and steal for 'sport'.

The 'Wikileaks' and 'Anonymous' weenies of this world are not heroic, they are con-men in a modern age. And their motives are ALWAYS nefarious.

Medical device makers forgot to design wireless security into their products.

Why would anyone want to hack into patient wearing a pacemaker or insulin pump controlled by a microprocessor and unsecured software? Because they can.

Barnaby Jack working for McAfee revealed he was able to hijack a well-known make of insulin pump in just 2-weeks hacking its radio signals using a small antenna. Barnaby says, 'we can make that pump dispense its entire 300 unit reservoir of insulin and we can do that without requiring its ID number.' Barnaby notes, 'When you actually look at these devices, the security vulnerabilities are quite shocking.'

Pacemakers are also just as vulnerable, allowing a hacker to simply command the device to overload and shock the patient's heart till it stops beating.

Will a hacker kill someone for sport? Remember, these are not 'normal' people. Be forewarned if you are wearing one of these devices. And demand your supplier get busy and fix it.
Posted Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Beer Does Not Cause 'Beer Belly'


In Germany, finding volunteer beer drinkers is easier than asking people to line up for free gold coins.

So when German researchers surveyed 20,000 beer drinking Teutonics over a period of four years the crowd was motivated. 

The result 'does not support the common belief of a site-specific effect of beer on the abdomen...beer consumption seems to be rather associated with an increase in overall body fatness.'

Organized along consumption levels for women 'moderate' meant consuming at least 1/4 quart of beer a day, for men, 'moderate' meant quart a day. Don't ask how many said they were 'heavy' drinkers - it even surprised the scientists.

A beer belly was defined as one that bulges distinctly at the waist and was proportionally large in comparison to hip measurement and body size. In other words, the gut stuck out like a watermelon in a burlap sack.

The German's and the Czech's did similar studies. The Czech's said there is no weight gain from beer drinking at all, the German's say the Czech's are 'flawed' and that there is weight gain, but not in the form of a distended belly.

These guys are still fighting over the Sudetenland? Well, both seem to think beer is benign and why not, both countries slop the stuff down like a fat man in a doughnut shop.  But the question still remains, if beer doesn't cause the disgusting condition - what does?
Posted Monday, April 09, 2012

Dying: Teen Sold Kidney For An Apple iPhone


Apple Computer is a cult not a company.

Millions buy Apple products in a trance-like way reacting to hype and buzz Apple gets free from left-wing media.

Apple makes marginal products, overpriced, allegedly using slave Chinese labor.  And now it has gone too far.

A Chinese teenager known only as 'Wang' from the poor southern province of Anhui sold a kidney to pay for an Apple iPhone and iPad — and now he’s dying from the effects of renal failure.  The boy will die because the only treatment is a kidney transplant and donors are rare and time is short.

In all of China, about 1.5 million people are waiting and hoping to be one of the 10,000 transplant patients who get a kidney each year.  Obviously, most will die long before they get one.

Wang was paid $3,489 for selling his kidney.  The 'broker' that talked the kid into the surgery made $35,000 on the black market re-selling the organ.  iPads cost $499, iPhones $629 in the US. Five people, including a surgeon and a broker reportedly have been indicted and charged with intentional injury in the case.

Apple has no complicity of course, but given they are propped up by kids like this, it would be a grand gesture for the company to fly Wang to the US, and scour the world for a kidney.  Make sure he gets the best medical treatment possible - at least that, what do you say Apple?
Posted Sunday, April 08, 2012

Obama Has Women By The Nads


The Obama campaign has a new friend - women. The raw manipulation of women seems to be working according to a USA Today/Gallup poll done last week that shows women in swing states swinging to Obama by a 2:1 margin.

If true, women are easy to fool.  All the Democrats need to do is say 'birth control' and women come running.  The 'show' in congress over Sandra Fluke's $9 birth control pills was cheap and effective.

Will Obama distract women from the damage to their economic well-being?  Will women fall for the old liberal charge that the GOP is anti-women because they don't want taxpayers to fund Planned Parenthood abortions?   Obama is counting on it.

All women are not the same. Some are smarter, quicker, even more competent than liberal males.  At least, for the sake of the country, we hope so.

An organization called Smart Girl Politics Action says the White House is trying to “distract” women voters with baubles like affordable college education and phony hype over contraception.   “Women are smart enough to know that we have bigger issues in this country than paying for our birth control,” said Stacy Mott, president of SGPA.

“Women are tired of the political manipulation of this White House. We know when we are being pandered and played to, and we will no longer allow this discussion to focus on the concerns of a small segment of the women in this country,” added member, Teri Christoph. “Women are far more concerned with the lack of action from this administration and a do-nothing Congress when it comes to jobs, rising energy prices and our national security.”

Women are once again expected to tow the line for the Democrats.  Now the challenge falls to woman to look past the head-fakes and Trojan horses.  If they fail, the country and they will be the worse for it.

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Posted Saturday, April 07, 2012

Lottery Liar Mirlande Wilson Finally Caught


How pathetic does your life have to be to pose as a lottery winner for a few days of notorious attention?

Ask Mirlande (muhr-land-ee) Wilson, Haitian immigrant and McDonalds counter worker who said she bought the winning ticket with a 'found' dollar.

The real winners finally came forward today - none of them is Mirlande.

Mirlande's fabrication appeared an hour after the record lottery closed. The obese McDonalds employee got away with the deception because the 'real' winners waited to claim their prize.

A few days ago Mirlande said, 'I have no idea where it (lottery ticke) is. I'm not sure I have it. I'm still looking for it. I haven't even looked in my uniform pants yet.' Seems kinda casual considering the ticket is said to be worth over $105 million before taxes. And as it turns out, it was.  The miserable mom never had the ticket.

Why she did it still stuns the senses. Mirlande did become the 'show' as she intended. Even Mirlande's daughter (one of seven offspring) says the attention-seeking mom had 'refused' to show her the ticket.

Mirlande, this blogger predicted did turn out to be what most suspect - a pathological liar. A pathetic creature whose real life needed spicing up. Unafraid to disgrace herself in front of an entire world, and her own daughter, even stretching the tale with blasphemous statements insisting she is leaving the discovery of the ticket in the hands of God: 'It’s a blessing from God. If it’s meant to be, we’ll [find and] claim the ticket.'

A coworker told the press, 'I don’t believe her. I didn’t believe her from the beginning, she’s always been strange...she’s an attention seeker. She likes to have all the attention on herself.'

Now finally the world knows the truth about Mirlande Wilson.  Guess what?  No one cares Mirlande.  Go back to Haiti, the USA can't use you..

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Posted Friday, April 06, 2012

Democrats Fight Voter ID Laws


Voter fraud undermines the entire election process.  And ultimately casts doubt on anyone elected under such circumstance.

Defunct activist organizations like ACORN (see fraud map) received federal funds and engaged in fraudulent voter registrations.

The Democrats insidiously defend voter fraud spinning any effort to tighten the process as a malicious 'disenfranchisement' of the poor.

Democrats in congress are trying to demonize Cocoa-Cola, Walmart and Koch Industries whom they claim are supporting Voter ID efforts. Voter ID laws in several states are a threat to the Democrat Party because fraudulent voters will be prevented from voting. The race card, class card, and conspiracy cards are all being played at the same time on this one. 

Democrat Party front group Center for American Progress issued a report condemning new voter identification laws in Florida, Texas, Tennessee, Kansas and Wisconsin.  The Supreme Court upheld Indiana's Voter ID law and by implication all such laws written to mirror the one in Indiana, as is the case in Texas. 

Holder's DOJ is on the offensive trying to blunt state's efforts to reduce voter fraud.

Obama was elected nefariously in '08. No doubt fraudulent votes cast in his favor played a role.  The 'regime' knows well what the effect of removing fraudulent voters will mean to their chances. So look for their covert efforts to keep the vote dirty, folks.

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'Jesus is not a homophobe' T-Shirt Gets Gay Suspended


Rights, privilege, respect, injustice, fairness, rule of law - principles under assault in the Obama Era.

Some, not all Christians think gays are an 'abomination'. Some, not all gays think straights are homophobic. Some, not all liberals think right-wingers are neanderthals. Some, not all right-wingers think liberals are genetic mutants incapable of rational or logical thought. The division in the country has not been this distinct than since the Civil War.

The argument over church-state separation is settled in the 2nd amendment. The founders were fine with religion, and wanted it protected. Secular assumption is that the church will interfere with the state. Just the opposite is true as we witnessed Obama impinging on the 2nd Amendment rights of the Catholic Church.

Should a high school kid be allowed to wear a T-shirt that says 'Jesus is not a homophobe' to school?   Gay 16-year-old Maverick Couch says he should and is suing to force the issue.

Principal Randy Gebhardt has suspended young Couch on the basis that the shirt raises religious and sexual connotations. Schools are not a democracy and can direct any clothing rule they choose, regardless of anyone's 'right' to express themselves.

The reason is obvious - schools are not in the business to manage contentious social debate. So the courts will side with the school, and Couch will have to wear his T-shirt at home, or at the mall.

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Iowa IT-Tech Arrested For Peeing On Co-Worker Chairs

Iowa IT-Tech Arrested For Peeing On Co-Worker Chairs

No one knows why 59-year-old Raymond Foley embarked on a peeing campaign targeting office chairs at the Farm Bureau in Des Moines. But crazy Ray knew he was in trouble when he found out they installed cameras and recorded his streaming in realtime.

So he turned himself in and is now charged with second-degree criminal mischief.

Criminal mischief in the second degree is the intent to damage property without right or reason in an amount exceeding $1,500 (total chair damage was $4,500). The offense is a class D felony. If convicted, Ray faces not more than 10, but not less than 5 years prison sentence and a $250,000 fine.

Police say workers were complaining about stains on their chairs. So the cameras were installed. That was the end of Ray's reign of urination and territory chair-marking.

Police evidence shows Foley looked up employee photos in the Farm Bureau agency database selecting who would receive the golden-showers. Ray then returned to work after hours targeting the chairs based on criteria Ray is taking to prison with him.

The reason to cover this story illustrates two important modern-day phenomenon. First, do a daily double-check of your office chair before assuming you are safe to sit for the days work. Second, if you are prone to perverted behavior, or start to generate crazy fantasies about peeing on the furniture keep in mind others are watching - the little eye in the ceiling.

Now Ray will have five-years to practice relieving himself  in a stainless-steel prison toilet while Bubba watches. Oh, and yes, there are cameras in the cells too.
Posted Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Obama Dares The Supreme Court To Nix Obamacare


Obama was billed as a US Constitutional law expert, even allegedly teaching the subject. But that was then.

As president, Obama has consistently shown a general disdain for the constitution. Barry even recently posited that the constitution is 'flawed' because it lacks specific language to allow redistribution of wealth, a socialist bent.

True to pattern, Obama misdirects that the Supreme Court is 'not elected' and so has no real say over his unconstitutional mandate. Sharing power is making Obama extra crazy.

“We are confident that this will be upheld because it should be upheld,” Obama pronounced.  It should be upheld?  That's it?  The lack of constitutional compliance is not important?  Wow...this one even sinks below Biden's gaffe standards, laughing.

Obama digs a little deeper, “overturning the law is an unprecedented, extraordinary step...since it was passed by a majority of members in the House and Senate.”  Wow! Obama must have been sick the day they discussed Separation Of Powers.  The court is to lay down not only to him, but to the congress as well.

The court will do what it always does.  The independence of the Supreme Court is by design - a check and a balance on the mistakes voters sometimes make when electing loose cannons like Obama, Pelosi and Reid.

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Posted Monday, April 02, 2012

NBC Incites Race Hate On The Today Show


Most objective viewers have long ago given up on NBC. The bankrupt media outlet has became little more than fodder-merchants grinding out left-wing propaganda.

Mongering for the Democrats is more than a mission at the infested network But it could be worse, and it finally has gotten worse 'over there'.

After the Fox News Hannity Show focused on a tawdry bit of editing done on the NBC Today Show the aimless network has announced “We have launched an internal investigation into the editorial process surrounding this particular story.”

The story in question is the George Zimmerman 911 call and editing for effect by 'omission'.

NBC Today's version:

Zimmerman: This guy looks like he’s up to no good. He looks black.

The actual call:

Zimmerman: This guy looks like he’s up to no good. Or he’s on drugs or something. It’s raining and he’s just walking around, looking about.

Dispatcher: OK, and this guy — is he black, white or Hispanic?

Zimmerman: He looks black.

The Today Show editors clearly intended to make a forceful and false implication. Zimmerman's conduct was not  race-based but having him originate the reference to a black male gives that impression.

The fires of race hate are being fanned by the usual suspects - Sharpton, Farrakhan, Jackson and even Obama. NBC Today Show is guilty of perverting real information in a critical national story in order to feed the race frenzy over the story.

If you want your news colored, tune into NBC. The network that loves to incite.

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Posted Sunday, April 01, 2012

Red Mohawk Meth Addict Mistaken For Bird - Shot


Do you need a good reason not to get a red Mohawk haircut?

Derrill Rockwell, 49, told police he used his .22-caliber rifle to fire at 'the red bird' he was sure had been attacking his cats. The idea was to scare only, not to kill. After firing the shot Derrill noticed the plume of the bird did not fly off, something weird was happening.

That's when the moaning started. Running to the spot Derrill quickly saw he had shot a 23-year-old woman. A blood-trail grazing mark easy to spot on her head.  The Mohawk haircut looked exactly like the pesky bird.

Police told the judge the woman passed out from alcohol before being shot. Police also found a bag of methamphetamine nearby.

Rockwell got five-years probation after pleading guilty to possession of a weapon by a felon. Apparently Derrill was not supposed to have a gun.

"In 15 years in law enforcement, this was one of the more interesting cases I’ve worked," Grand Junction, CO detective Sean Crocker told the judge.

Interesting? The story is a lesson to all the 'Occupy' weenies, and other screwball 'new agers' who think these sporty haircuts are cool. Get the hardware and food coloring off your body kids, this could happen to you.
Posted Saturday, March 31, 2012

Climate Change Skeptics Are Racist


Here is the crazed face of what passes for a 'Climate Change' expert. Nut-loose Kari Norgaard is a sociology and environmental studies propaganda charlatan. You know, the non-academic pursuit of half-backed ideas, such as Global Warming.

Kari's face says a lot, doesn't it. If you weren't told she worked in Oregon, she could easily pass as a poster child for the under-50 IQ set. Sadly, it is worse than that - this screwball suggests, with no expertise at all of course, that anyone who rejects or is skeptical regarding global warming is a racist, and a lunatic.

The race card over Global Warming? The left-wing mind is truly disturbed. Kari is not very smart is she...the underlying agenda is pretty clear now.

Kari wants to rid the planet of human beings, except for her and her fatuous fat-headed friends, of course. The bottom line for Kari is not science, or the pursuit of truth, its eugenics (abortion), and alarmism based on no facts or evidence (climate change).

Norgaard is performing at the ‘Planet Under Pressure’ conference in London. There, she suggested that “cultural resistance” to accepting man-made global warming “must be recognized and treated” as an aberrant sociological behavior. Well, there it is, the pot calling the kettle black.

The truth is less exciting. Kari and her breeder pals are the head cases - and they have escaped the asylum.
Posted Saturday, March 31, 2012

Augusta National All Male Membership Attacked


Augusta National is the US top golf course and home to golf's top tournament - the Masters. The rub? The national treasure has been a private 'male member only' club since it was founded in 1933 by Bobby Jones.

Augusta has been under attack because it excludes women from membership, and from wearing the coveted green member jacket. Women are allowed to play on the pristine course, but only as a guest or spouse of a member.

IBM is a major sponsor of the club and the Masters. The past four CEOs of the company were members. IBM just appointed a woman as CEO. Her name is Virginia Rometty. Virginia likes scuba diving, not golf.

But that is beside the point according to Martha Burk who tried and failed ten years ago to force Augusta to admit women as members. Why is Martha hot for Virginia to become a member? Because the club needs IBM and Burke is a frothing feminazi who needs an 'angle' to get her way.

'What IBM needs to do is draw a line in the sand by saying "We're either going to pull our sponsorship and membership and any ancillary activities we support with the tournament, or the club is going to have to honor our CEO the way they have in the past",' Burk said. Anyone wanna bet Burk is not a stockholder in IBM?

Virginia is not commenting. She was hired to run IBM not be a punching bag for Martha Burk and her private obsession with the club.

The story really illustrates the rabid nature of some to screw with tradition. If Burk wants women to join a golf club, let her start one of her own or contact one of the thousands of clubs that do let women in - oh wait, Burk doesn't golf either.

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Posted Friday, March 30, 2012

Obama: The Siberian Candidate


Obama's hot mic whispers directed at Russian president Medvedev is more than an isolated and troubling incident.

Obama says there is no secret deal being struck with Russia to sacrifice Europe's defenses. But remember, Obama gave up Poland's missiles just days after entering office.

Even Pravda has endorsed Obama for reelection. Pravda boldly wrote last week: Romney 'Out-Of-Touch, Out-Of-Date, Unelectable.'

Reasonable people do not engage in conspiracy theory. But could Obama be a Siberian Candidate? The parallel with the fictional story of the Manchurian Candidate is stark.

The notion that Obama could or would work against his 'own' country begins with the debacle around the unsolved mystery surrounding his birth. Consider Obama's gaffes regarding Israel and his lack of support for student dissidents in Iran.  Coincidentally, Obama has stated he wants to reduce the US nuclear arsenal by a crippling 80%.

Is there a pattern that add up to more than a conspiracy theory?

"This is my last election...After my election, I have more flexibility" Obama offered Medvedev. "I will tell Vladimir (Putin)" replies the Russian president.

The Manchurian Candidate was from China. The plot is to swap a surgically altered Chinese military officer for the sitting POTUS. Is life imitating art?

Obama has a trail of failure wider than any president in history, from race baiting, attacking freedom of religion, Holder giving guns to drug lords, to doubling a crushing debt and wasting the money on unconstitutional laws.

If Obama is not a Siberian Candidate, then why get so cozy with Russia?

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Posted Thursday, March 29, 2012

25% Of Working Age Men Are Jobless


The core of the US workforce, men aged 25 to 54 are out of work.

Five years ago, 10% of men were out of work.

The Obama depression is real.

The not-so-secret fact is that millions have given up entirely, after 2 years or more, looking for work. The core group of males working is 45.9 million.  That's 25 million less than at the depth of the great recession.

Accounting for all men out of work, 75% have a job, 25% do not.

Obamacare is unconstitutional.  Pelosi, Reid and Obama are unapologetic, and spinning the waste, anger, and arrogance.  Sadly, Nevada put Reid back in for a final 6 years of buffoonery, Pelosi comes from the most decrepit liberal cesspool in the country and will retain her job, but we can vote Obama out.  It is imperative.
Posted Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Nevada Corruption Trail Of Dead Bodies


Vegas earned a tawdry reputation from the time of it's infancy.

For years the mob ruled Vegas. Then the Kefauver Committee came to town. Eventually, Vegas was loosened from the mob's grip and today is a 'corporate' casino town.

But corruption has not left the city. The latest scandal now breaking smells just like the days when most of Vegas's problems were 'buried in the desert'.

To date four principles in the Vegas HOA Scandal, a police chief and two lawyers have 'committed suicide' after the US DOJ began peeling back the layers on corruption in HOA's (Homeowners Association) across the city. Coincidence?

Lawyer David Amesbury, 57, who had cut a deal with federal investigators was found dead today from apparent hanging at his brother's home in California.

Lawyer Nancy Quon, 51, a construction defect attorney, committed suicide in the bathtub of her Henderson, Nevada condominium just one week ago.

Also connected was former police lieutenant Chris Van Cleef who shot himself shortly after an FBI raid connected to the scandal. And Robbie Castro, a Visitana, Nevada, HOA board member, found dead from an apparent drug overdose in 2010.

The DOJ says starting in 2008, Amesbury and nine other defendants commandeered HOA's around the city by rigging elections and then steering legal and construction contracts to 'friendly' companies. Construction companies scrambling for work in a housing depression.

Ten defendants have plead guilty to date. The DOJ plans to name up to twenty new defendants soon. The body trail is just getting revved up it appears.

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Posted Wednesday, March 28, 2012

The Penis Beer Bong Is Born


Yikes!

A University of Georgia graduate thinks the mother of invention leads to turning your crotch into a beer bong. Why? He says he got tired of 'sneaking' beer into football games. So, he got to work...

The 'inventor' created a bladder bag that looks like a fanny pack. The device lays across the penis, just behind the zipper or button-fly. A small 'tap' folds from a laying position to protrude when the zipper is opened. The tap is opened, and out comes the bubbly brew spilling joyously into a cup of some kind we hope.

The entire spectacle must be done discretely of course. After all, it is still illegal to pee out in the open. So pull out the tap and pour out of sight. The laughter alone would be enough to risk discovery. So practice, practice, practice before trying this in public places.

The product is called the 'Freedom Flask' - an underwear pouch that turns your crotch into a beer dispenser.  For just $24.95 you can 'Take it anywhere! If you think it may be awkward pouring a drink from your fly – it’s not!'

Don't spill though, or your crotch will smell like the floor of a college dorm room for the rest of the day.
Posted Tuesday, March 27, 2012

EPA Issues Coal Plant Killing Regulation


Obama has a problem with hot mics.

Obama told Russia to hang on. "This is my last election," Barry whispered placing hand on the leg of the Russian, "After my election I have more flexibility." To wit Medvedev's answer. "I understand, I will transmit this information to Vladimir."

When in San Francisco last year Barry was overheard saying he would kill the coal fired energy plants in the US.

Obama's EPA released a regulation report today that will kill the coal energy plant. Utility bills will never be the same - more than 65% of current energy is made in a coal plant. How high?  The least hike will be 20% according to advocates of this - the industry says 100%.

Environmentalists applauded the rules, calling them the nail in the coffin for new conventional coal plants. Sierra Club's Michael Brune was more blunt. He said the rules “will make it nearly impossible to build a new coal plant.”  Nevermind the existing plants the EPA is already shutting down.

Is this good news? Of course not. Especially considering the entire premise that man made greenhouse emissions are not a problem for the planet. This assault on consumers borders on insanity. Welcome once again to the mistake we now know as the 'Obama Era'.  Obama keeps his promises, remember that in November.

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Posted Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Little Ava Walks With First Infant Prosthetic Feet


This kid is just way too cute and the story far to touching to not cover.

Tragically, infant Ava Bainbridge got meningococcal meningitis and septicemia losing all her toes, and part of her feet just before she was learning to walk. Happily, the disease was stopped before it took her fingers too.

And today, little Ava got just what she needed. A prosthetic pair of feet she wears like slippers complete with toes. The 'feet' have never been made for a toddler before. ‘She loves the new slippers,’ her mom says. ‘She thinks that we have bought her some new toes from a shop.'

A spokesman for Dorset Orthopaedic said: ‘This is the first time we have ever made these for someone so young...it was quite difficult to cast her feet as they were so tiny…[but] they look extremely realistic and they look great.’

We agree...You go little Ava.
Posted Monday, March 26, 2012

Women: You Are What You Wear


You are not just what you eat, you are also what you wear ladies!

Men are excepted because there are only two speeds for men, grunge, or gallant. And if a guy is too fastidious, well, if he isn't gay he is vain.  Neither of those two are good for women.

Clinical psychologist and wardrobe consultant Dr Jennifer Baumgartner has written  'You Are What You Wear: What Your Clothes Reveal About You'.

The book pretty much indicts virtually any way you choose to dress.  So don't be traumatized if you spot yourself - just prepare to be dressed-down.

Lets look at some of Jen's conclusions:
  • Cleavage says you are power-hungry, swooning for attention, looking to control others
  • Jewelry says you are projecting wealth so you are insecure about finances
  • Designer clothes says you are also projecting wealth and lack confidence in choosing clothes
  • Style rut wearing the same clothes for years implies laziness and low self-esteem
  • Covering up and buttoning up implies you feel femininity is weak and are hiding a bit
  • Jeans and junk clothes implies you are tired and indifferent
  • Young women wearing short skirts equal the cleavage crowd - attention seeking
  • Old women wearing short skirts are denying their age
Dr Baumgartner says ‘All of our behaviors, from the food we eat to the men we date, are motivated by internal factors. Why is it any different with the clothes we buy and the way we buy them?'

Well, my advise is for women not to panic. Head shrinkers see ominous motivation in everything.  Just go with your gut, and ignore the rest. Heck, why bother with clothes at all if it's warm outside.
Posted Monday, March 26, 2012

Man Made Global Warming Theory Debunked


More trouble cooking in the Global Warming cult. Data discovered in Antarctica has undermined a deflection by the cult over medieval global warming.

Geochemist Zunli Lu from Syracuse University found that contrary to the ‘climate consensus’, the ‘Medieval Warm Period’ approximately 500 to 1,000 years ago was worldwide.

In fact, Antarctica saw it – which means the Earth can do global warming sans human CO2 emissions just fine thanks.

The UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) insists warming in 1100AD was restricted to Europe so by extension today's warming has to be man made. ooops - wrong again.

An excited team from the University managed to find a 'proxy' to prove the warming extended into Antarctica. The scientists studied ikaite crystals from sediment cores drilled off the coast of Antarctica. The sediment layers were deposited over 2,000 years.

The point being long before the industrial age when C02 created by man entered the atmosphere, the planet was self-warming at much higher levels than today.  And if you go back to the Jurassic you will see self-warming so extreme that oceans were higher, and the polar caps nearly gone entirely.  Man is not warming the planet - the planet is warming the planet.

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Posted Monday, March 26, 2012

Miss Universe Canada Boots Transgender Then Says Yes


<- This is a guy!

The entire mystic of 'vive la différence' is gone...

<- Did I mention this is a guy?

When the Miss Universe Canada pageant found out Jenna Talackova was a guy with surgically and chemically altered 'stuff' they ejected he-her. But not before Jenna reached the finals...

<- Did you hear me? This guy made it to the finals of Miss Universe Canada.

These days, beauty pageants have rules like 'the contestant must be a natural born female' in order to keep transgenders from dominating the 'sport'.

Jenna lied on her-his application stating he-she was born a female. So Jenna got the heave-ho. And a lot of tweets on Twitter are not tolerating it.

Steroid use in sports are banned for good reason. If Trump is gonna be gatekeeper of beauty pageants let me suggest he ban ALL SURGERY, ALL CHEMICALS otherwise, why strip this guy of a crown? His nose, chin, eye, boob, laser, buttocks, and hormone treatments are not much different than those 'natural' born contestants get...

She-He Is Back!  Pageant Reconsiders And Now Says Yes...
Posted Sunday, March 25, 2012

The Woman Who Lied About 911


Pseudologia fantastica is the technical term for a pathological liar.  And when a such a person seizes the sympathy of a nation mourning over a national tragedy like 911, well, now you have the perfect storm of both evil, and cruelty.

Meet Alicia Esteve Head, aka Tania Head the most despicable character to emerge from the 911 disaster other than the Muslim terrorists that planned and carried out the murders.

Ms. Head claimed to have been one of the 19 who survived the inferno. Head weaved a complex set of visual gore, harrowing escape, and even a phantom husband. And to add dimension to her demented ruse, she tortured a real survivor who had become a close friend. In short, Head is not only a pathological liar, but a cruel masochist to boot.

By 2007 the New York Times and others were closing in on Head. So, she preempted being exposed by exposing herself that year. Now there is a book detailing the trail of pain caused by this hunk of homely - Tania Head.  The Woman Who Wasn't There is on Amazon for under $20 bucks.

Sadly, Ms. Head escapes any real punishment for her charade.  All we can do is despise this worthless chunk of loathsome, low-life, reprehensible, slimy, sordid, shameful, contemptible, ignominious, insignificant, vile, wretched, detestable,  no-good numbskull and relish her obscurity.

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Posted Sunday, March 25, 2012

Booze Map Of USA


The attempt to outlaw booze began in 1919 in the USA, and wasn't repealed until 1933. The 'roaring twenties' were roaring in large part because breaking the law to have a drink was considered cool, not criminal.

The 'noble experiment' resulted in the emergence of the Mob, and fortunes made in bootlegging by the Kennedy family among others.

Prohibition was rooted in the 19th century Temperance Movement - and is still in effect, surprisingly, in a large part of the country. Ironically, two places that manufacture and export famous brands of hard liquor are also 'dry' or 'restricted' so residence cannot drink what they make.

Tennessee and Texas, ironically curtail and even ban the Satan sauce the most. Jack Daniels Whiskey is made in a dry county in Tennessee. The product is anchored near a spring Jack Daniels discovered and still waters Old No. 7 today.  But no one living near the distillery can drink the labor of love unless they cross into a nearby state.

The map above says the rest.
Posted Saturday, March 24, 2012

Nassau County Touts Toilet Tax


Illinois is fresh out of cash even after hiking income taxes by a record 5% just last year. Why? Democrats refuse to stop spending. Each day a new 'creative' way to raise cash seems to squeeze from between the government's ass-crack.

Schools in Nassau County are pissed, literally. The county wants to charge taxpayers for every toilet flush in every school in the district.

The shitty idea comes from County Executive Ed Mangano, who said for too long not-for-profits (schools) have been flushing for free. Somehow Ed sees public schools not in the same government boat he helps to row?

“It is absurd,” says E. Williston School Board President Mark Kamberg. Shifting the sewer tax to schools will mean raising school taxes later.

Well, Mark has a point, but as we have seen, taxpayers are not too keen on tax hikes these days. So, whom ever gets the last free flush has yet to enter the stall .
Posted Saturday, March 24, 2012

Godzilla Wasp Captured In Indonesia



Don't blame me, you clicked the link.

Lynn Kimsey of UC Davis, says ‘when the jaws are open they are actually longer than the male’s front legs...I don't know how it can walk.'

Kimsey discovered the warrior wasp on the Mekongga Mountains says ‘I’m going to name it Garuda.'

Wow Lynn that's really neat, whew - this is a lady that needs some down time!
Posted Saturday, March 24, 2012

Sexism Seemed Sensible Circa 1960


Sexism and Racism were banes of society and neither is going down easily.

The sins of the past are coming home to roost in the jack-booted politically correct fascism of the present. In the 21st century the 'victims' of the past are today the 'perps' of the present. Huh?

Blacks are becoming more and more racist. Women are becoming more and more sexist. Want proof?

Black racism fomented by Al Sharpton and Louis Farrakhan - these two are little different than George Wallace and Lester Maddox of the Jim Crow south. They both have become what they profess to hate.

Some women have become molesters, evidenced by the epidemic in schools and the rabid femisogynists defending abortion-on-demand.

Justice is not served by anyone indulging in sexism and racism. Not by whites, blacks, males, or females.
Posted Friday, March 23, 2012

Nite Landing At LAX


Los Angeles International is a big-assed airport. Landing there requires flying over most of the city. Wanna see it from the cockpit? You are on a flight from who knows where, over the freeways and the beaches, up the coast highway, over downtown and Watts - finally onto runway 24Right - touchdown, now go rent a car.

The video speeds up just after touchdown, so don't panic, no one goes 100mph on the tarmac unless you are unlucky enough to board a plane TSA let a terrorist board.

Cops: Zimmerman Self Defense Stands Up


Race hustlers Farrakhan, Obama, Sharpton and Jackson are all stoking the fires of race-hate daily now.

Racism?. Not Jorge Zimmerman's alleged racism.. The automatic race charge made when a black kid gets shot, even before anyone knows what really happened.

the entire notion that the Zimmerman shooting was race motivated is a complete fabrication. Yet another insidious chance for the feeble race haters to rally.

Zimmerman's father, 64-year-old Robert Zimmerman of Lake Mary, delivered a one-page letter to the local paper, saying the depiction of his son in the media has been cruel, and misleading. Jorge Zimmerman is Hispanic and grew up in a multiracial family, the statement says.

A witness stated Zimmerman was walking back to his SUV when Martin jumped him and pinned him to the ground.  The cries for help heard on a 911 call were from Jorge, not from Trayvon.  The police report that Zimmerman was decked by one blow and Martin was bashing his head into a sidewalk.  Zimmerman suffered a broken nose and multiple cuts to the face.

While the 'mob' revs up it's own notion of justice and ignores the inconvenient facts of the case the vigilante blacks putting out bounty offers will no doubt make a mistake.  Proving the sad irony that somehow some blacks got the idea that stark, ignorant, violent race hatred is okay.

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Posted Friday, March 23, 2012

Asian Invasion Fastest Growing Race Group In US


The myth says Hispanics are the fastest growing race group in the US. Not so. While Euro-whites and Afro-blacks continue to decline in numbers, largely due to abortion, Asians are pouring into the country at a record pace.

The 2010 Census shows Asians grew by 44% since the last census. Today, 15 million or 5% are Asian in the US, 4 million of which are Chinese. States with the fastest rate of Asian growth were Nevada (116%), Arizona (95%) and North Carolina (85%). Hawaii's population majority are Asian. New York has most by number, 1.1 million, followed by Los Angeles (484,000) and San Jose, California (327,000).

'There is a constant need for highly skilled workers here, and you have excellent universities with high-tech concentrations in India and China that feed that,' said David Lee, of the US Census.  'Needs in the pharmaceutical, biotech and health industries fuel Asian immigration, much the same way the agricultural industry fuels Latino immigration,' Lee explains.

Once excluded from immigrating under the 1882 and 1917 Exclusion Acts Asians are not wasting time bemoaning past wrongs. Asians are anxious to move to the USA and learn English. Not surprising considering Asians are motivated to become educated, and to get high-paying jobs both of which require English proficiency.
Posted Thursday, March 22, 2012

Black Student Tasered During Race Rage


The video is going viral today. Why? Rage, pure, raw, race-based, stinging, violent, spitting rage. No motive. Not high. No excuse.

Jonatha Carr suddenly started yelling at the professor. Pointing fingers in the air, throwing her head back and forth, spewing profanity, making death threats, and eventually slapping a fellow 'white' student across the face.

Professor Stephen Kajiura was describing peacock feathers. Carr started to scream at Kajiura, 'How does evolution kill black people?' Kajiura oddly tried to answer her rhetorical statement explaining that evolution does not 'kill' people.

Carr then threatened 'I will kill the f*** out of you', and claimed to 'hate' evolution. As Carr stormed through the classroom, the video shows several other black classmates grinning, snickering, but not goading her to do more.

The tirade went on for about five minutes when a school employee entered and demanded Carr leave the classroom.  Carr instead lunged at the much larger male employee. Police soon arrived, and Carr was apparently tasered, subdued, and carted off to a hospital for evaluation. The 24-year-old woman has been suspended from the college.

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Posted Thursday, March 22, 2012

Six Blue States Singing The Blues


The six states that are raising taxes and still spending the most are also the most costly to call home, and coincidentally are blue, blue, blue singing the blues.

The worst of the worst:

Delaware, home to Joe 'hairplug' Biden tops the list. The state is running a 12.8% red ink well, while spending the third most of any state per person, $8,800. Leaving income taxes static for now, they did raise taxes 5% on corporations and cigarettes. Home prices declined 20% since the start of Obama's depression.

California, the mess we love to hate the most. CA spends half per person that Delaware does, but raised income taxes by 5%. CA has an astounding 37% in red ink, and has the 2nd largest budget of all the states. Homes have lost 50% in value. CA bond rating is 2nd lowest, behind Illinois - junk.

Illinois, home to Barry 'green machine' Obama. Il spends even less than CA per person, yet raised income taxes by 5%. Il has a hefty 15% red ink trail. Homes have declined 22%. Illinois has the nations worst bond rating - pure junk.

New York, like CA, is home to a festering mess of Democrats running the state, and sent to congress. NY spends nearly as much per person that DE does while raising income taxes a full 5%. NY has a 14% red ink trail. Homes have declined 9%.

Rhode Island and West Virginia complete the rogue six list.

And if you are a senior, you need to avoid CA, RI, MS, ME, VT, NJ, CT, HI, and NY. Notice the overlap of worst run states are also the worst places for seniors to retire.

The lesson is simple, Democrats suck.
Posted Thursday, March 22, 2012

Paraplegic Robot Wheelchair Raises Hopes


When is a wheelchair not a chair? When it's both. When you see this thing you will be asking - why didn't I think of that!

Paraplegic's are doomed to sitting in today's crude, old-tech world. And they suffer from pressure sores, diabetes, and heart disease due to poor circulation sitting and laying all the time.

Now a Turkish engineering team from Tek Robotic Mobilization Devices have come up with a better mouse trap - and Yusuf Akturkoglu hurt in a horse riding accident is lucky user #1.

Yusuf says '...by using this device, I can get up whenever I want...this device helps me to get mobilized. I can go to the kitchen and do whatever I want. I feel free.'

Old style wheelchairs are hopping front-loaders. The crippled guy has to get off a toilet or bed by lifting their body with their arms and throw themselves into the seat. Imagine taking this risk several times a day, and occasionally landing on the floor with no one around to help?

The Tek is summoned by remote control. Users strap themselves in before hoisting themselves into a standing position. The Tek also has a small seat so the user can choose either to stand or sit when grabbing stuff off a shelf. Of course the Tek is robotic, and is controlled by working a joy stick to move around the planet.

Gone are the days of wide bathroom stalls, blocked doorways, and crotch level views of the world.
Posted Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Property Rights: Supreme Court Rules Against EPA


Finally, the fascist EPA are being bitch-slapped by the US Supreme Court for their insidious practice of threatening land owners without due process.

The Supreme Court sided with an Idaho couple, Mike and Chantell Sackett, whose property near a scenic lake has sat undisturbed since the EPA ordered a halt in work in 2007. The ruling says the Sacketts can go to court to challenge an EPA order blocking construction of their new home. The couple can do that without the EPA's edicts of more than $30,000 a day in fines.

The EPA has been crushing private property owners under threats of large daily fines, to prevent them from taking the 'risk' of going to court to fight them.

The EPA issues over 3,000 compliance orders a year. The agency threatens first, and refuses to answer questions later. The EPA simply demands landowners stop what they're doing and repair the harm they've caused - without hearing or other court process!

Business groups, homebuilders, road builders and farming have all have joined the Sacketts in urging the court to make it easier to contest EPA compliance orders issued under several environmental laws - and today justice has been served.

Obama has been using the EPA to destroy private property rights - and doing it in an ugly way.
Posted Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Top Ten Tawdry Temptresses






History proves power corrupts. Especially in the bedroom. No revelation that, but consider the women who changed history spreading legs in high places were just 'average' people, most not even good-looking.

Pictured above find the top ten mistresses who in most cases altered the course of history lighting the loins of weak males in power. They are a fun bunch of gals. The 'other' women in history - from the left:
  1. Anne Boleyn was a commoner who got a job consorting for Cathryn of Aragon, King Henry The VIII first wife.  Henry eventually bedded Boleyn, destroyed the Catholic Church to marry her, and after a few years, beheaded Boleyn for not producing a male child.  Divorce Henry VIII style.
  2. Madame du Barry and Madame de Pompadour were both King Louis XV mistresses.  This guy destroyed France setting up the execution of his grandson and heir to the throne, King Louis XVI.
  3. Wallace Simpson the two-time divorcee from the USA who brought down a king of England. Boyfriend King Edward III idea of marriage to the harlot of Harlem was too much for the kingdom, so Edward abdicated in 1936 leaving the job to his stuttering brother George VI.
  4. Eva Braun married Adolf Hitler in the Führerbunker about an hour before the Russians broke in to find a pile of burning corpses - hers, the dog, and Adolf.  Until Eva, Hitler seemed to be asexual. Then you discover Adolf  had a bastard son while in France during the first World War.
  5. Marilyn Monroe bedded and married them all.  From Joe DiMaggio to Henry Miller to John & Robert Kennedy.   Famous as the 'airhead' blond persona - scary to think Marilyn had her finger on John Kennedy's button during the Cuban Missile Crises, huh?
  6. Christine Keeler was 'doing' the Secretary of War, John Profumo, drug dealer Johnny Edgecombe, and Yevgeni Ivanov Naval attache to the Soviet Embassy in London.  This lady was trying to solve the cold war and the war on drugs all by her lonesome.
  7. Monica 'blowjob' Lewinski 's five minutes of fame:  “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
  8. Camilla Parker-Bowles is the Duchess of Cornwall, Duchess of Rothesay, Countess of Chester, Baroness of Renfrew and now the wife of  Prince Charles Duke of Windsor.  Camilla was doing the nasties with Charles while he was married to the tragic Princess Diana. So much for hoity-toity titles!
  9. Alexandra Dupré was and may still be a call girl.  Not so interesting until she gets hired to keep NY Governor Elliot Spitzer in vaginas.  Spitzer's special hypocrisy extends from his sleuthing as the Manhattan District Attorney breaking up the mob and prostitution rings.
  10. Syria's Bashar al-Assad mistress?  If so, this one is a stinger. Asma Assad, Bashar's British-born wife told a friend she was the "real dictator" in the family.  She hasn't seen these pictures yet - ooops!
Well, there it is...the world is not run by men, and never has been - want proof?  Reread the list again.
Posted Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Dutch Catholic Church Castration Frenzy


Castration was performed by the Catholic Church in Italy using the Castratium (left).  The idea was to keep the boys in the choir singing soprano well past pubescence.

The snipped crew were called Castrati.  Outlawed in Italy around 1870, submitting to the no-beard-for-you process was said to be voluntary.

Not so, allegedly, for young boys in Holland. Evidence is surfacing that hundreds were castrated for witnessing priest abuse.

The Dutch government suspects the Roman Catholic Church also did it 'to get rid of homosexuality.'

Henk Heithuis claims he was mutilated in 1956 after he reported two monks to the police for abusing him in a Catholic boarding home. Heithuis died two years after the castration, but Cornelius Rogge, 79, a well-known Dutch sculptor who knew Mr Heithuis said Heithuis showed his mutilated genitals to him before he died.

Some estimates say there could have been 1800 such castrations since 1945 in Holland.
Posted Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Corruption: Where Does Your State Stand?


How corrupt is your state? The map left is interactive and color coded so you can readily see where you and your state sit in the cesspool that was once a great nation.

No state is squeaky clean. Green states are the least corrupt, red states flunk badly.

Remember though, the metrics from this study only talk about how covertly the state is run, not how badly it is doing.

For instance, California has the worst debt, bond rating, taxes, failing schools, lost property values, and illegals problems.  But California does it's business in the open - so though the state is failing badly on performance, at least you can see them going down in flames in front of you.

Why is Michigan getting an F?  Well, executive and judicial accountability are zip,  union pensions are out of control, the legislature does nasty stuff behind closed doors, and financial disclosures are non existent.

If you find yourself living in a state that lacks honest and ethical governance don't panic.  If your taxes are low, and your life-style is adequate, who cares what the goofs in the government are doing, as long as they are not dipping into your pockets while they plot and pander.
Posted Tuesday, March 20, 2012

3D Printers Soon To Make Human Organs


Unlike the Star Trek Replicator that was used to make Captain Picard's Earl Grey tea, hot, along with the teacup. The physical world can be duplicated using a 3D printer. 

What?

Imagine a device that can replicate any 3D object, even a giant passenger jet by printing it out in a bucket of powder. The 3D printers of today are mainly for prototyping.  Eventually they will be used to produce products of any size, shape, and sophistication. And they are working on bioplotters too, that can layer cells into whole organs.

Theoretical physicist David Kaplan, from Johns Hopkins University visits a company called Z Corporation in Burlington, Massachusetts which makes 3D printers in the video below.

Kaplan brought a large crescent wrench with him. A technician waves a hand-held scanner over the wrench copying it into a file. The file is then 'printed' on the 3D printer. Inside, the printer uses a laser to congeal a resin based powder in a bin duplicating the scanned wrench. Voila!

In minutes, Kaplan reaches into the box of powder and pulled up his wrench.  Everything, including the jaws of the wrench and the knurled wheel worked like the original wrench. Kaplan then test the printed wrench on a bolt - it works!  The mind boggles.

Science Discovers 'Gluttony Gene'


The DNA helix was discovered in the 1940s changing the world forever. Just after the human genome was mapped just about everything from bad breath to sexual orientation to political ideology is being hung on a gene.

Genes alleviate 'carriers' from responsibility, right? After all, if you have a gene for it, you were born with it, you can blame your parents and you sure can't help it.

Science has discovered a 'greedy' gene called Bdnf. Diddling with mice a mutation was forced on a single Bdnf gene. The mice went into a frenzy of non-stop eating and rapid weight gain.

A lab full of mullet-haired, fat-assed mice drinking beer, watching football and spitting seeds into a cup.

Oddly the same obesity gene affects memory. Convenient.  Human whales eat till they bleed, become racked with guilt, and then forget it happened - a tidy little cycle of excess.

Tam Fry, spokesman for the National Obesity Forum said yesterday that the researchers are ‘on the right track’. See, told you the sloven are looking for an excuse.

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Posted Monday, March 19, 2012

Actual Tweet: Occupy Tweeter '...kill a cop or 2'


The messes in the 'Occupy' streets are nothing like the anti-war protests in the '60s. Though there were cop killers, like Bill Ayers' Weathermen, the general cause was noble - end a war the Democrat presidents Johnson and Kennedy started.

The 'kids' today are confused, ignoble, narcissistic, and low IQ'd. Each new day of 'Occupy' cult-gathering brings a new day of aimless rants, destruction of property, and lost message.

That's the good part, the bad part is when one of these 'tech-savvy' kids forgets Twitter is a public toilet. Making a tweet on Twitter is the same as dropping your pants on a public sidewalk while someone with a cell-phone snapshots and immortalizes the event.

NYC cops are investigating a Twitter threat from a 23-year-old 'Occupy'-linked moron.  Rusty Braxton of Oviedo, Fla., was later identified from a screen capture of his Facebook page.

Braxton confirmed he sent the message but insisted his words were taken out of context. Hey Rusty, those are your COMPLETE words, the tweet proves it. Rusty insists the comment is just a general didn't mean it kind of cop killing comment.

Well, if a cop gets hurt during an Occupy riot now, Rusty will get a knock on his cardboard box door - get ready for it you idiot...

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Posted Monday, March 19, 2012

Sex+Age Bias: Weatherworn Weatherman Sues CBS


TV weatherman Kyle Hunter, a 40+something washed-up weather guy is suing CBS for sex and age discrimination.

Kyle says he was bypassed in favor of 20-something top-heavy females. Kyle says young, hot women are hired regardless of weather qualifications because they attract male audience share. Kyle has an IQ of 27.

CBS says Kyle is full of hot air. CBS says Kyle is all wet because they simply chose not to hire Kyle. CBS wants ratings not meteorologists.

Kyle hired Gloria Allred. Gloria says this is the first time a male has filed under California's new, hyper-inclusive sex discrimination statutes.  Of course he did, Gloria is the best ambulance chaser out there and Gloria owns part of the LA County courthouse right?

Well, Kyle has no case of course. TV is entertainment, not the NOAA. Did he actually think TV weather reporting is a technical job? C'mon Kyle, you are over 40 dude, grow up...
Posted Monday, March 19, 2012

Tiger Woods Rude, Crude, And Cheap?


Celebrity gossip is part of the American culture. Group rubber-necking over celebrity downfalls is something the common guy can identify with and relish.

Tiger Woods was going to be the greatest golfer in history. Then it turned out he was just a 'guy' and not an immortal after all. Woods was unstoppable. But after being 'clubbed' by his ex-wife in his own driveway being caught cheating, Woods is seeming to come to a stop by his own hand.

Woods is mortal, flawed, even deprived. And now there is a book written by his 6-year coach Hank Haney to prove it.

Haney characterizes Woods as a selfish, cheap, profane guy who never had much use for others around him. Woods likes porn?  Shocking, a guy bedding cheap women in every lounge in every city on the PGA tour is a sex addict?

Haney notes during the 2006 Ryder Cup, several golfers, including devout Christian Zach Johnson, shared a hotel room with Woods. Tiger ‘immediately purchased the adult-move 24-hour package and turned it on,’ Mr Haney said. Apparently Woods got his woodie, and Johnson had to stay out of the room a lot.

'When he would go out to eat with now ex-wife Elin Nordegren, he’d get up and leave, expecting her to follow – even if she hadn’t finished her meal...[and] when he was done – and he habitually ate fast – you were done,’ Haney details in the book.  That marriage was doomed anyway, it appears.

Woods obliquely minimizes the tome charging Haney with trying to make a quick buck. Woods didn't read much before now, and apparently Woods won't be making an exception by reading this book either.  Rumor has it Woods is losing interest in golf.   If true, the fall will be complete.

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Posted Sunday, March 18, 2012

Egypt's Dead Coptic Pope Gives Last Mass


Cast your eyes on Coptic Pope Shenouda III sitting on his thrown for the last time, in full regalia, dead. Shenouda was 117th such Pope in the Asian branch of the church started by Jesus. 

Egypt's Coptic Orthodox Church of Alexandria was led by Shenouda for over forty-years. The Coptics are Christians, who split from the Roman Catholics around 451 AD. Less that 10% of Egyptians are Coptics and are continually attacked by their muslim countryman.

Shenouda was locked-up in the Wadi el Natrun monastery in 1981 by Sadat. He also had run-ins with Mubarak. Not clear what the current regime is going to do to them now that Shenouda is gone.

The head of Egypt's ruling military council, Field Marshal Mohamed Hussein Tantawi, granted Christians let Christian civil servants take three days off. So it makes sense they have to hustle this guy's funeral.

The dead Pope on his throne seems a little, well, Egyptian doesn't it? Like a throwback to the days of Pharaoh? Well, they have been doing it like this since 451 AD so it must be okay...
Posted Sunday, March 18, 2012

Delete Your Facebook Account, And Boycott Google

History is said to play dirty tricks on the dead. Why? Because the dead can't defend themselves, especially when a left-winger gets in there and polishes events to suit political-correctness.

Still, it is appropriate to dispel non fact, myth, and legend if we suspect it requires it. And we may have that in St Patrick's yarn.

The legend and the myth are largely invention. After all, the guy did exist, was a man, and was a victim of his times, like most historical figures. The first revelation is that Patrick was born in Britain, not Ireland and lived from 387 to 461 AD during Roman occupation of Britain.

Patrick's father was a Decurion, a Roman tax collector in Britain. Dad used a bail-out clause in Roman law so he could leave tax collecting and join the clergy. That law dictated his son had to take the job.

Patrick freaked in part because Roman tax collectors by the 5th century were pretty well hated, and in part because Patrick wanted to join the clergy too. So Patrick needed to get out, to emigrate to Ireland...but to do that, he had to liquidate his family holdings in Britain.

That's when Patrick became a slave-trader too. Slaves were a highly valued commodity and Patrick's writings mention that his family owned several. So, he likely sold them all off, and escaped to the emerald isle in great haste.

Once there, Patrick started to evolve his own PR and myth. After all, he was running from the Romans, and he was an immigrant without a family or a past. In fact, Patrick was a slave himself for the first six years in Ireland. But once free, he began his holy trek to sainthood, in part, by spinning the yarn people enjoy today!

Oh yea, St Patrick didn't run snakes out of Ireland. There were never any snakes in Ireland!
Posted Saturday, March 17, 2012

Arpaio Obama Investigation Getting Uglier


Sheriff Joe Arpaio has reported that Obama's recent release of a birth certificate has 'probable cause' to assess it a forgery.

Mike Zullo, Arpaio’s lead investigator, said the Hawaii Department of Health has engaged in a systematic effort to hide any original 1961 birth records it 'may' have in its possession.

“Absent the authentic Hawaii Department of Health 1961 birth records for Barack Obama, there is no other credible proof supporting the idea or belief that President Barack Obama was born in Hawaii...” Zullo said.

Investigators also say they have developed credible evidence that Obama is using a forged and fraudulent Social Security number.

And now we have this. Former Hawaii elections clerk Tim Adams signed an affidavit on Friday swearing he was told by his supervisors in Hawaii that no long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate existed for Barack Obama Jr. in Hawaii and that neither Queens Medical Center nor Kapi’olani Medical Center in Honolulu had any record of Obama having been born in their medical facilities.

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Posted Saturday, March 17, 2012

Florida Friday Night Arrests Yield Holloween Pair


Florida has taken 100 years to build a reputation that includes golf, sun, boats, fishing, Cubans, gays, golf, did I say golf? But along with paradise comes pariah. And Florida boasts some of the most tawdry characters in the world - from killers to child molesters to both in the same person.

Take a look at a few of the fun ones collected from police state-wide. The story shows repeat offenders who have been in front of the police cameras several times over several years doing several things not all at once. Two of the gems are shown left, who began their criminal careers looking fairly human-like, and eventually morphed into what you see today.

Donald Wait, top, lost his hair as he aged and tattooed his entire head over seven mugshot series, dating back to 2002. The 66-year-old's latest arrest was for having an open container.

The other guy, below, Roger Whitt, 59, began as a mortal man and by the ninth mug shot woke up with this 'superman' disguise that apparently wasn't enough to overcome the arrest.

There are several other gems in the collection, all of them showing the same progression from law-abiding, to years of arrests and degraded appearance. There must be a correlation between the inner-messed-up-self and what they eventually chose to look like after giving up on staying out of jail.
Posted Saturday, March 17, 2012

DOW 14K Good Times Are Back, Right?


Are the good times back? After all the DOW is flirting with 14,000 again. Or is the DOW just tracking inflated dollars coming from Bernanke's printing presses?

Smart, objective people always survive. Who is smart? The people that saw the housing bubble and dumped their houses BEFORE the collapse. Who is smart now? The people who see the money bubble and will sell long term bonds, stocks, and avoid taking on debt of any kind anticipating inflation - giant, big, 10-20% inflation - for starters.

Gold is a hedge against inflation, so why has it doubled along with the DOW? Gold buyers are trying to get ahead of the curve. Nothing is going to get cheaper, everything is going to get more expensive, especially oil, food, and the cost of debt.

Inflation is like pancreatic cancer, once you notice it, you are done - its over, prepare your affairs, you are dead.

And that is the essence of Bernanke's money printing...it's really not a secret. Bernanke has been pumping money and the DOW. They track together, but, like housing bubbled up far beyond incomes, the inflated currency bubble is the same, and even worse...and that makes Bernanke the warlock, not the wizard.

Look for the fun to start by December of 2012. Coincidentally, just after we find out who the president is going to be during the 'hard times' for next year.

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Posted Friday, March 16, 2012
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San Francisco Tops Most Expensive Place To Live


The state with the most debt, worst bond rating, highest taxes, worst housing losses, highest gas prices, highest food prices, and highest cost to live is the double-blue monster California.

So naturally, California has the city where it cost the most to live - San Francisco.

San Francisco is a mess. The sheriff of San Francisco is headed to jail for domestic violence. The homeless are thick, aggressive, and everywhere. Schools are bankrupt. And it costs an average of $2,000 just to call a run-down 2-bedroom apartment home. Rent at that level requires an annual wage of at least $74,500.

The cause? The city is a cesspool of left-wingers who over the decades have created a regulatory and fee nightmare that have driven up rents. The city has tacked onto the minimum wage making it the highest in the country - $10.24. Which means city residents have to pay big to eat too.

So, why bother?  Oh yea, you don't know any better - and your inflated-waged job is on Market St.

The rest of the top ten costly cities also include San Jose, CA and Irvine in Orange County, CA.  The blue states dominate this category - Hawaii, New York, New Jersey and Connecticut.  Shocking...

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Posted Friday, March 16, 2012
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Southern Poverty Law Center's Hate Groups


The hypocrisy of the left-wing really is infinite. Dismissing left-wingers once you get to know them is automatic, but they become extra troubling when billionaires like George Soros pay to keep them in beans.

The Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) is a lot like the ACLU, the NAACP, the Congressional Black Caucus, and even the so-called mainstream Democratic Party. They see racists, haters, and domestic terrorists under any rock that doesn't sit on their corner of the country.

Colorado's Weld County Sheriff John Cooke said the SPLC just lists groups its officials disagree with politically as “hate groups.” John says, “We don’t pay any attention to [SPLC] at all. If you’re not left wing, you’re a hate group according to them.”

Remember, Janet Napolitano singled out 'right-wing' groups for special consideration. The SPLC carries that banner, and pushes it to the point of outright disgrace. The McCarthy era used the same techniques to smear perceived adversaries.

The SPLC does not list Muslim organization as a “hate group” despite the fact that these groups advocate the destruction of Israel, homosexuals, and the USA itself.

In the end, the SPLC and their brothers are a yawn - people see them for what they are now, country haters, plotting behind a facade of legitimacy.
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Posted Thursday, March 15, 2012
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Pencil Pusher's Passions Perfect Pictorializations


Super-Realism or photo-realism is a branch of modern art. Art is not what you see, the art lies in what your unconscious perceives. More simply stated, good art evokes emotion.

Super-Realism to some may seem more like what art is supposed to be, because it depicts something they can recognize readily. That of course, is both the point and not the point. Super-Realism is what the name implies, it is more than real, beyond reality, in other words, the name is an oxymoron - Super-Realism is a reality 'not real'. Sounds like double-talk. But the point is always to manipulate your unconscious.

End of art lesson.

Artist Paul Cadden a 47-year-old, from Scotland, is a pencil photo-realist. Wow is he! Cadden takes his time, but his work is unsurpassed. Cadden creates about seven pieces each year selling at galleries for up to $7,900 each.

Cadden says 'My inspiration comes from the phrase "to intensify the normal". I take everyday objects and scenes of people and then create a drawing which carries an emotional impact - it can be quite beautiful...I try to study the internal aspect of the image rather than focusing solely on the external part. I can fall in love with an image - if that doesn’t sound too hippy.'

Paul, we are pleased you choose to share your motivation with we mortals..your talent speaks for itself. Good work, man.
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Posted Thursday, March 15, 2012
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Obama Gospel Hour Starring Obama


Obama has a deluded following - we call them koolaiders and Obamabots.

Ask any Obamabot if Obama can sing, they will rave. Ask them if he can play golf, they don't know the game. Ask them if Obama is smart, they point to Obama's unseen college transcripts. Obama even managed to mangle presidential history misquoting Rutherford B. Hayes today.

The truth is, Obama is not very good at most things. Obama is just smart enough to fool the shrinking bunch of groupies that once called him the 'Messiah'.

Obama can't singe of course - but his mossy grouse of Obama groupies don't really care, they get tingly (you listening Chris Matthews) when Obama points his flat nose into the air and squirts out a falsetto off-key couple of lines from an Al Green song.

Lets compare. Here is Obama and American Idol's Elise Testone both singing the same Al Green song. You be the judge, are the Obama delusionals right, can Obama sing? Find the original here.

Slaughterman’s Bullet Ricochets Off Cows Forehead


Some jobs are not worth doing and should be avoided by anyone looking for a career. One of them is being the assistant to the guy that shoots cows.

A professional slaughterman in New Zealand ricochet'd a bullet off the forehead of a target bovine hitting an 18-year-old teenaged assistant. The teen was flown to a hospital in Auckland where he underwent surgery and is reportedly in critical condition.

Auckland police were called to a scene by the slaughterman himself. The slaughterman, as they are called in New Zealand had not missed his target, but the cow in question had other plans.

The cop arriving first noticed the wriggling and wounded cow. The slaughterman did not finish the job because he said he wanted to tend to the teen. A wise move, and appropriate given the bizarre nature of what had just happened. So the cop fired several more bullets into the cow still not killing it instantly.

The entire thing is tragic, and obviously an accident.  The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals was not called because police said the shooter did not have “evil intent.” Wow.  That's a relief.  However, Occupational Safety and Health and the Department of Labor were notified and are investigating.

Maybe the government can do an autopsy on the cow and find out the heard is getting wise to bullets between the eyes and evolving armor plate for foreheads?  Nah, the government isn't smart enough to figure that out.
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Posted Thursday, March 15, 2012
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"American Idol" Finalist Has Five Arrest Warrants


American Idol has slipped from the #1 spot in ratings. Adding insult to injury, the show does get more than it's share of frauds - self inflicted of course .

Finalist Jermaine Jones, 25, is wanted in three New Jersey counties on charges ranging from narcotics to lying to cops dating back to 2006. Jermaine is being pulled from the show tonight.

Jones tweeted to his followers, “Awww I will no longer b on the show.” Yea, sounds pretty innocent, huh Jerry? What a moron.

Okay, the real problem is incompetence at the network for doing background checks. Reality show contestants Corey Clark, Frenchie Davis, Bo Bice, Scott Savol, Lashundra Cobbins, the Brittenum brothers, Jaered Andrews, Sarah Kozer, and big daddy Rick Rockwell have also all fallen between stage floor-boards in the recent past.

Reality bites, and so do contestants on these shows.
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Posted Wednesday, March 14, 2012
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Mystery Methane Muck Exploding Hog Farms


Hogs wallow in the mud and poop-a-plenty where they muck. Eventually there has to be mounds of methane mired muck metastasizing mercilessly in the midday sun discharging detonations deleteriously, right?

Scientists say they are baffled by expanding foam growing on manure pits in exploding hog farms. Since 2009 six farms have blown-up killing thousands of hogs and spraying stink skyward. The fermenting foam fomenting furiously now spreading across the Midwest.

'...we don’t have any idea where it came from or how it got started,' ag engineer Charles Clanton of the University of Minnesota. Scientist suspect a new and sinister symbiont microbial malignancy may be mitigating.

Angela Kent, a microbial ecologist at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign says, 'I think it's a shift in the environment that’s favoring a particular microbial assemblage that’s inadvertently causing this.'

Well, Angela's guess is as good as any, and so the microbial manhunt begins. Meantime, is there any way to make bacon from any of this, seems like a waste to just let them cook in the sun on the roof of the farm house.
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Posted Wednesday, March 14, 2012
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Father Of Oregon Suicide Law Kills Self


Shakespeare was a master of irony. But real life bests the bard time after time.

Dr Peter Goodwin got the Oregon's Death With Dignity Act passed. The name has a melodramatic, macabre ring doesn't it? And today, the confused MD used his law to kill himself.

Dr Peter took an oath to do no harm, yet his legacy, now includes his own appropriate, self-inflicted death. Goodwin worked for two decades to get the law, and even crowed it was his 'greatest legacy'. What an ass.

Compassion & Choices, a coven of death-cultists was present when Goodwin shot himself up with barbiturates. Cult spokesman Steve Hopcraft noted, 'It was a good death and the family appreciated that. Peter was unique.' Good one Steve, make sure 'the family appreciated Peter dying' gets on the tombstone.

Goodwin admitted he didn't want to die after being diagnosed with corticobasal degeneration. The disease affected his balance and speech. So I guess in the end, he just couldn't take the shame of slurred speech and took death over stumbling around for a few more years.

A final bit of insight into this guys mind. Dr Peter said, 'Life is unfair so be fulfilled...be happy with yourself...know what you want to do and do it. Be happy. Know good friends. Be in love.' Sounds like the kind of baloney the acid-heads from the 1960's preached, huh?

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Proof: Hitler Had A Bastard French Son

After decades of dedicated research by three generations of talented sleuths, the truth is finally known:  Hitler made a bastard son with a french teenager during the first world war!

Adolf's war experiences included a night-out near the French town of Fournes-en-Weppe.  Adolf  met Charlotte Lobjoie after she started to flirt with him as he sat on a curb drawing.

‘One day I was cutting hay with other women, when we saw a German soldier on the other side of the street. He had a sketch pad and seemed to be drawing. I was picked by the others to approach the man.' said Mlle Lobjoie.

Charlotte confessed son Jean-Marie Loret was conceived after a ‘tipsy’ evening in June 1917, and born later the next year. She told her son about Adolf, their walks, and her inability to follow his ramblings about German history and politics.

French magazine Le Point documents German soldiers took envelopes of cash to Charlotte Lobjoie.

British Royal Engineer Leonard Wilkes  wrote in his notebook while fighting in France: 'On September 30 in 1944...An interesting day today. Visited the house where Hitler stayed as a corporal in the last war, saw the woman who had a baby by him and she told us that the baby, a son, was now fighting in the French army against the Germans.'

Ironically, bastard son Jean-Marie grew-up to fight Hitler's Wehrmacht in 1939. Jean-Marie even joined the French Resistance after the German occupation of France.

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Posted Tuesday, March 13, 2012
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Liberal Editor Bob Caldwell Dies Sexing College Coed

There is a God. An American Heart Association study shows of those dying from a heart-attacks during sex, 93% were cheating on their wives.

The AHA concludes that often males are cheating in unfamiliar places, and with younger women adding to enough increased stress to put an exploding heart in the middle of the mess.

Chicago cardiologist Dan Fintel, from Northwestern University, said he routinely gave heart patients a 'sex talk' on their last day in the hospital, knowing that it was likely on their minds.

'Resuming sexual activity is safe and emotionally part of the healing process, with a few caveats,' Dr Vintel said.

Men with bad tickers should be warned about letting the snake out of its cage in unfamiliar settings especially with women not their wives.

Case in point, meet Bob Caldwell who was no stranger to strip clubs, DUI, and arrest reports - though he was a respected left-wing editor of several Oregon newspapers.  Caldwell was a stumpy 5'-8", 245lb senior at age 63.  Bob was a prime candidate for all of the above.

Married with kids, Bob woke up dead today after having sex with a 23-year-old college student ending a year long string of pay-for-books-for-sex romps in the coeds apartment.  The wife asks, did you have to buy her books to get between her legs?  Bob would answered yes, but the cops won't charge the young woman with prostitution because no books exchanged hands on the day of Bob's demise.  That's blue state Oregon police work for you.

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Posted Tuesday, March 13, 2012
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Yard Sale Movie Posters To Fetch $250,000


Again, gems from the attic long forgotten, sleeping, waiting, discovered, hyper-valuable relics scooped up for a song - but only to those in the know.

Three dozen movie theater posters were found in a Pennsylvania attic and are expected to fetch $250,000 at auction. The stunning art-deco poster-works were stuck together with wallpaper glue when discovered and gobbled up for a mere $30,000 at a yard sale in Wilkes-Barre, PA.

'As we started to steam and peel them apart... a number of them were in very, very nice shape...the colors had not seen the light of day in 80 years,' said Grey Smith of Heritage Auctions.

The films posters advertise date from 1930. Prior to the Hays Code era that censored everything from religious criticism to 'suggestive postures'.

A surprisingly rare only-one-known poster of the 'original' Maltese Falcon movie starring Bebe Daniels and Ricardo Cortez is in the mix. The Hays Code banished the movie after 1933, so Humphrey Bogart and John Huston's remake sans nudity and steamy scenes is a copy. I did not know that, did you?.
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Posted Tuesday, March 13, 2012
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'Die Quickly' Alan Grayson Runs Red Light Hurts Two


Democrat ex-house member Alan Grayson lives in Orlando, Florida. Grayson, recall is the screwball that took the house floor on numerous occasions armed with charts and hand-gestured histrionics during the Obamacare fiasco. After losing in the mid-terms in 2010, Grayson wants back in - you know like a resistant bacterial strain that never seems to go away.

Grayson was speeding on his way to a high-end campaign fundraiser on Saturday. The $1,000 per person event was being held in a penthouse suite where several high-profile, wealthy Democrats were to be in attendance, including Robert Kennedy, Jr and Cheryl Hines the wife-actress on the Larry David show.

Grayson was shooting along in a Mercedes, when he ran a red light and smashed into a public transportation Lynx bus. Two people aboard the bus claimed injuries, and were taken to a hospital.

Grayson is one of the bad ones.  The paunchy, hyper left-wing, pro-abortion, socialist, mouthy and spitting Grayson came to symbolize the empty-suits peopling congress in the Democrat Party super-majority.  When Pelosi ran things, Grayson fit like a staff member of the Politburo - a complete party-line hobbit.

When Obamacare was questioned by many, Grayson hopped onto his soap-box to declare that any GOP counter ideas where a 'die-quickly' scheme to kill off seniors.  Ironic given that Obamacare was the plan that passed, and did in fact contain 'death-panels'.  Grayson was snorting the koolaide, instead of just drinking it.

So, like Weiner, and Edwards and so many of the Democrat Party male breeders, is it surprising to see Grayson breaking traffic laws, running red lights, and hurting others in order to collect a bunch of elitist cash so he can return to congress and screw things up just a little bit more?

C'mon Florida, you already contributed to the downfall in 2008, and you have Debbie Wasserman-Shultz to account for, keep this guy on the shelf, okay?
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Posted Monday, March 12, 2012
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US Marines Mobile Heat Ray Gun


Ray guns seem kinda campy - old tech, 50's kind of stuff. Flash Gordon and his raygun was a big hit with the post WWII kiddies. After all, what 8-yo wouldn't want to fry the family pets with a ray gun?

Well, the US Marine Corp just got a real-life high-tech, brand-spanking new, just out of the box, sits on a Humvee, giant-big heat-ray-gun that fires nearly a mile. The object is to toast people, but not burn them.

"You're not gonna see it, you're not gonna hear it, you're not gonna smell it: you're gonna feel it," explained US Marine Colonel Tracy Taffola.

The electromagnetic beam affectionately called "Active Denial System" can heat up a target over a 3/4 mile distance. The military says its safe, after shooting 11,000 people in tests. The Good Houskeeping Seal is just around the corner - oh joy!

People who have seen it work say it reminds them of an open-air microwave oven. Stuff just starts to get hot, out of thin air. Technically, the ray operates at fat beam of 95 gHz (a microwave oven is 1 gHz).

The beam only goes 1/64th of an inch deep, which "gives a lot more safety." - there is that 'safety' word again.  Only 1/64th inch?  Whew, that makes me feel better... And safety is paramount, right? When you need to cook a crowd of terrorists, lets not put them at risk, shall we?
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Posted Monday, March 12, 2012
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Berkeley Police Chief Muscles Reporter


Berkeley police chief gets confused over what country he lives in - for a few days he thought he was in Nazi Germany.

Berkeley Police Chief Michael Meehan was reading a story about himself online in the middle of the night, Friday.  The chief didn't like part of the story so he ordered a department police sergeant to go to the reporter's home 'insisting' on changes - at midnight.

Berkeley resident and reporter Doug Oakley was visibly shaken by the 12:45 a.m. Friday knock on the door. Doug and wife first thought the police were informing them of a tragedy in the family.

Meehan apologized during normal business hours Friday.

"I would say it was an overzealous attempt to make sure that accurate information is put out," Meehan said. "I could have done better." Meehan said he didn't 'think' Oakley would be upset or intimidated!

Meehan, of course, is backtracking, rationalizing, and even trying to blame the reporter for his obvious abuse of authority. The police chief needs to go. Meehan has no clue how dangerous and unprofessional his thinking is - nevermind the obvious constitutional violation of the cops intimidating the press.

Jim Ewert, general counsel for the California Newspaper Publisher's Association charges Meehans's actions were "despicable, totally despicable, it's the most intimidating type of (censorship) possible because the person trying to exercise it carries a gun."

Mr Oakley was covering the town-hall meeting where residence registered angry dissent over Meehan's incompetence in responding to an elderly man being bludgeoned to death in his own driveway.

Berkley, are you listening? You have a loose cannon in your police department, the guy running the place!

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Posted Monday, March 12, 2012
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Sound Pulsing Penis Cures Erectile Dysfunction


Penis obsession is denting our TV time.

Barely an hour passes that a Viagra or Cialis commercial filled with bathtubs on beaches, or Cheshire grinning middle-aged minority couples circling each other while the announcer euphemistically pronounces that whoopee time may be near assaults our senses. Then the warning: don't let your erectile dysfunction ruin that 'thing you use to do'.

Modern medicine is moving full-circle back to the days of snake oil. Diligent scientists apparently have taken their expensive educations in the pursuit of raising the dead. The pitch is simple, pills treat the symptoms, but zapping johnny with sonic-pulses from the ED1000 make vibrations that result in new and necessary blood vessel hydraulic system.

Here is the beauty part. Patients receive 100 blasts of sound waves per minute for 3 hours over a 9-week period. The guy gets a 'tingling' feeling after each zap - for once a treatment that is better than the cure!

Word of caution - isn't there always a word of caution? Doctors say if your problem is mental, the sound-zapping treatments will be the ONLY pleasure you achieve. But, if johnny's veins are all clogged up from years of burgers and beer, then you are on your way to at least one more thrill-ride before that big heart-attack grounds you permanently.
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Posted Sunday, March 11, 2012
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Obama's Big Oil Lie


How can Obama avoid blame for rising gas prices while working diligently to ween Americans from oil altogether? Lie.

Obama has the bully pulpit. And he uses it to manipulate the public. How? Obama says the US uses 25% of the world's oil output (true), but has just 2% of the world's oil reserves (lie). The US has 7 times that, or over 1.5 trillion barrels of oil.

Obama has not so quietly blared that he wants to swap gas cars for electric ones. And he wants to swap oil drilling and coal-fired electric plants  for windmills and solar panels. The debate over how energy gets made, and what makes sense is another 'lie'. But Obama knows most people do not listen closely, or learn the basics, so he  lies.

Will the public see through Obama's lies?  Will they blame him for rising gas prices, despite less demand?  Will the public learn why electric cars use coal and oil anyway and pollute more than gas cars?  Will the public learn how solar and wind are far more expensive to make electricity, and today make less than 1% of the electric generating output in the USA?

So far, so good.  The GM Volt has no customers, even with massive government subsidies.  And we are all getting tired of the string of losers Obama is wasting billion on when he plays venture capitalist with our money.  When a CEO or a venture capitalist fails to hold the bottom line, they are fired.  The taxpayer stockholders are being ripped off.  Time to find a new CEO of the USA.

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Posted Sunday, March 11, 2012
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Gorilla Gets Pet Rabbit After Mate Dies


Gorilla's are vegetarians. And they are emotional.  When a gorilla gets lonely, they get depressed. 

The Erie Pennsylvania Zoo has an aging gorilla named Samantha. Since 2005, Samantha has wandered the gorilla habitat at the zoo, alone - her male gorilla pal passed-on.

The zoo could get another gorilla, but Samantha is 47 and deemed too old to be dating again. So zookeepers passed the hat around and got Samantha a $5 Dutch rabbit they named Panda.

Panda?  Well, A. they don't have rabbits in the Congo, and B. a Chinese name for a Dutch rabbit seems wrong - how about Hans, Pieter, or Margrit?

Anyway, back to the story.  Samantha, the middle-aged lowlands gorilla has been hanging out with Panda the rabbit for a few weeks now.  Samantha scratches the little rabbit carefully, even nibbles on the rabbits food once in a while.

The rabbit is oblivious.  Samantha was seen clearing Panda's path a few times, so zoo officials think the pairing has worked.

Eventually the zoo guys are gonna have to find a companion for the rabbit too.  Not that Samantha can't meet the rabbits needs, but most of the time the rabbit thinks Samantha is a big black rock.  Panda might want a little mouse or maybe another rabbit?  Well, that's for another day - and these two will no doubt let handlers know when, or if it's time to make more changes.
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Posted Saturday, March 10, 2012
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Sandra Fluke's $7 Birth Control Pills


Just after Obama violated the 1st amendment jamming birth control pills down the Catholic Church a miracle happened.

All attention (coincidentally) has focused on an obscure, frumpy, left-wing goof named Sandra Fluke (flook). Ms Fluke is a 30-year old mother of two Georgetown law hobbit who wants schools to pay for birth control pills and sex change operations.

Since Sandra showed up uninvited in congress (coincidentally), the Catholic controversy went to sleep. Sandra, the poor law student who needs others to pay for her $7 a month birth control pills, has been criss-crossing the country appearing on the grimy liberal talk show circuit. Sandra's plane ticket fare, food, and ability to stay away from her studies seem to defy the notion that she is a 'poor' student.

Sandra has a bunch of 'new' friends too. Last week, (coincidentally) Obama and Anita Dunn found ways to come to Sandra's aid. And, (coincidentally) Gloria Allred, the liberal sleaze lawyer from Los Angeles is spitting at Rush Limbaugh on Sandra's behalf.

See the pattern folks? The left-wing are pack dogs and tricksters. And they bring their own dog food to the fight. A pit bull doesn't need a reason to attack. If it moves, and its not a pit bull, it has to be taken down. And that basically is the lesson of Sandra Fluke. She is the rabbit the pit bulls sent out to keep animal control officers from noticing they are out of the yard.

Will it change anything - no. It never does, but it gives them a chance to chew on others. And just feel like a dog again.

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Posted Saturday, March 10, 2012
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Color Pink Is A Brain Fart


Small physics lesson. Light is known to be both particle and wave. The wave part of light has an amplitude (brightness), and a wavelength (frequency).

A rainbow reveals the frequencies of 'visible' light when rain drops act like a prism in the sky. So, the colors in a rainbow are the true colors of nature. True colors are Top red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and Bottom violet.

Observing your surroundings the colors you see are 'reflected' light frequencies. That is, if something looks red, it is really the NOT red light frequency bouncing back to your eye, other colors are absorbed. Get it? Laughing.

Pink is not on any rainbow. Pink is made from two colors (frequencies) on opposite sides of the rainbow - red and violet. Our brains make pink because our eyes and brains can't cope with reflected light very well.

So, when you think you see pink the eye is picking up partially reflected violet and red frequencies that the brain mixes and presents to you as pink. Any color not on the rainbow is a 'figment' literally of your imagination - at least insofar as the real world exists.

Sorry if you read this too early in the morning, or late at night when your brain is still coasting. You will find the tidbit of science here to be not only fun, but an eye opener!

We will save how your computer monitor and TV artificially recreate color likewise faking your eye and brain out, for a later blog.

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Posted Friday, March 09, 2012
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Cancer Miracle Drug: Aspirin?


Chemotherapy is the 'shotgun' poison oncology uses to kill cancer tumors like a rat in an attic. No matter the rats come back. And there is the dead carcass to retrieve.

A new hybrid of 'superdrug' based on aspirin shrinks tumors and is now undergoing animal testing. The drug is called NOSH.

Scientists discovered NOSH kills colon, pancreatic, prostate, breast and leukemia cancers - without harming normal cells.

Professor Khosrow Kashfi from City College NY, said: 'If what we have seen in animals can be translated to humans, it could be used in conjunction with other drugs to shrink tumors before chemotherapy or surgery.'

What's different between NOSH and regular aspirin? NOSH doesn't have bleeding, ulcers, and kidney damage. Did you know taking regular aspirin reduces colon cancer risk by 50%?

Don't get too excited. Like most of these stories, they are anecdotal. And the scientists say even if there is a 'miracle' here, the FDA and testing will delay anything gettng on the market for years.
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Posted Friday, March 09, 2012
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Portland Parents Sue For 'wrongful birth'


Four years ago Ariel and Deborah Levy were pretty jazzed when their daughter was born. But soon after a blood test revealed trouble.

The little girl, Kalanit, had Down syndrome.

Deborah did have the prenatal test for Down syndrome - chorionic villus sampling. The tests results were 'normal' - no Down syndrome.

After raising little Kalanit for four years, the couple are suing Legacy's Center for Maternal-Fetal Medicine for allegedly blowing the tests. They claim had they known Kalanit was Down syndrome, they would have aborted her. And now they want Legacy to pay for the added cost and anxiety of being 'stuck' with a special needs kid - $3 million.

The trial is locked down, no photos of the couple. Many view them as heartless blamers. The couple admit openly they would have 'selected' Kalanit for an abortion. Fully 89% of parents who test positive for Down syndrome do exactly that.

Looking closer, this thing is a tragedy for all concerned. The couple already had a pair of sons, normal, intelligent, and achieving. The daughter was not a planned pregnancy - Deborah was already 34 and had the CVS test done quickly.

A 'wrongful birth' win by this couple would certainly cast a brand new chill over medical practice by opening practitioners to the whim and fancy of parents who are aborting kids based on prenatal testing.

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Posted Friday, March 09, 2012
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American Patriotism Now 'Racist'


The race card is tired, trite, even malicious. Obama defeated the Clinton's using it.  Ironic given the Arkansas pair self-described Bill as the 'first black president'. Sure Bill is white, but remember, pasty white liberal Democrat elites think they are more black than blacks, more Hispanic than Hispanic, more, well you get the idea.

Obama isn't shy about using all the cards in the deck, race, class, abortion, antisemitism, green, and religion. Surprise - now it's 'racist' to be a patriot!

Witness high school kids chanting 'USA USA USA' silenced by school officials as a 'racist' rant.

School officials condemned the students. San Antonio School District spokeswoman Leslie Price stated, “It is surprising and it’s disappointing to hear that anyone would be out there making those kinds of remarks.”

Hey Leslie, how about you and those like you move to Mexico. The Hispanic students, if legal, are citizens of the USA too, the chant can just as easily be made by them. Where are the parents? Are they okay their kids being told that to chant their country's acronym is racist?

Wow.

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Posted Thursday, March 08, 2012
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70% Of Beef Sold Contains 'pink slime'


Recall the chef that objected to 'pink slime' being sold at McDonald's? The often attacked fast-food giant pulled the product. But pink-slime is not just in fast food, it is pervasive in all locations where beef is packaged and sold.

What is pink-slime anyway?

Pink-slime comes from the 'lean beef trimmings' remnants of a cow carcass after the prime cuts of meat have been butchered. Fat is spun off using a centrifuge. The scarfing of these tidbits must be sprayed with ammonium hydroxide to kill eColi and other fun bugs.

At least 66% of ground beef sold in supermarkets has pink-slime, according to Gerald Zirnstein, a former scientist at USDA. He objects because he says there is no labeling requirement, and most shoppers assume the compound is fresh ground beef.

The Obama administration has their fingers in pink-slime too. School lunches are targeted by the government now. The Obama people think pink-slime is low in fat, so its buying 7 million pounds to spread the joy to school kids.

Since Obama has okay'd horse meat for human beings, this must seem like a pretty good deal by comparison. But how long before horses are also fed to the kids - you know, to save money...

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Posted Thursday, March 08, 2012
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Tiller 'The Baby Killer' Clinic Still Boarded Up


In stupendous irony, George Tiller operated the most brutal late-stage abortion 'kill-zone' in the USA and was gunned down while attending church!

Tiller counted among his friends the former governor of Kansas Kathleen Sebelius. Tiller operated an 'abortion mill' where late-term, 3rd trimester abortion was performed for almost any reason, including “temporary depression.”

Frumpy Dr. Mila Means, a 55-year-old solo family practitioner in Wichita, Kansas expected someone to restart the butcher-shop.  But no one did.  Though she only knew Tiller by reputation, she decided she would work toward filling Tiller's vacuum.  So she started to drive to Kansas City on weekends to learn how to do abortions. And make plans to restart the Tiller practice herself.

Once trained, she approached Tiller's widow Jeanne Tiller making an offer on her late husband's equipment. The price was $20,000.  A steep amount for Mila, who ran a fairly pathetic practice that threw off little extra cash. Mila, accompanied by Jeanne's bodyguard remembers how creepy it felt to walk through Tiller's boarded up clinic.

Word got out that Mila was working to pull back the Tiller scabs. Mila's practice was quickly destroyed...her patients gone, her business manager quit, and even her landlord is suing her because she has invited protests around her building.

Kansas is moving rapidly to plug the holes that allowed Tiller to flourish.  And Mila has apparently come to her senses. Mila continues her family practice relegating Tiller's abortion equipment to a dustbin in the basement. The confused doctor has not performed any abortions. She's made peace with the danger of a decision made nearly two years ago.
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Posted Wednesday, March 07, 2012
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Bra Fitting Takes Five Steps Not Two


Grandma's generation never envisioned the mammary-land of today.  In her day the 'standard' tape measuring method was developed to cope with the underfed world before fast-food.

Women are wearing the wrong bra size according to a University of Portsmouth study. The researchers say that the old method used to determine circumference and cup size was developed during the 1930s when few women had 'D' cups.

Over half the women in the UK and USA are over 'D' cup size. 

Researchers found the old method leads to overestimating the back size in 76% of cases and underestimating cup size in 84% of boobs.

Researchers say women should grab a range of bra sizes and head into the fitting room. Then the ladies should use the following concise five criteria to assess proper fit:  Remember, the goal is to provide support for the 'girls', not lock them down like the door on an air-raid shelter.

Here is the five-step roadmap:
  1. length of straps
  2. shape of underwire
  3. back fit
  4. cup fits (there are two to worry about)
  5. and front band contacting breastbone
The new way to do this is called the 'best fit' method. A complex but important subject completely uninteresting to men, unless we are talking about obese males with man-boobs. For those guys, read carefully, and get thee to a bra-er-ree.

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Posted Wednesday, March 07, 2012
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Joe The Plumber Goes To Washington


Lets face it, the cesspool known as Congress could use a good plumber.

The saga begins in a northern Ohio congressional primary race staged in a redrawn district pitting two senior Dem congress-toadies against each other. The 15-term Marcy Kaptur defeated 8-term Dennis Kucinich in the mini-bloodbath.

The caustic race between Kucinich and Kaptur was a divorce.  Kucinich always the poor sport charged Kaptur's campaign as, “lacking in integrity, filled with false truths.”  Recall, Kucinich was the party hobbit that tried to raise articles of impeachment against Bush over Iraq - yet appears fine with Obama over Libya

The district also happens to be the home of the GOP primary winner — Samuel “Joe” Wurzelbacher, aka “Joe the Plumber”. The jobless plumber that was approached by candidate Obama in 2008.  Joe became the central-figure in the class-warfare game Obama plays. McCain elevated the exchange pinpointing painting  Obama as a socialist - the wealth-transfer nightmare now reality.

When Joe takes down Kaptur it will be victory for citizens against career Washington hacks.  Kaptur is a liberal-to-progressive Democrat who is no friend to the private sector.  Joe Wurzelbacher by contrast is a working-class stiff who has never served in a political office - perfect idea huh folks?

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Posted Wednesday, March 07, 2012
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Barry Soetero's Tranny Nanny


Cryptic title? Remember, Barak Obama was once adopted and named Barry Soetero.

Time's Christopher Andersen says Barack's birth parents never married, “... although there are no official records showing that a legal ceremony ever took place.”

The trail of lost or sealed documents on Obama is long and suspect. But, this piece is not on his birth, or the rest of the legitimacy controversy.  We just want to talk a little about Barry Soetero, and his nanny in Indonesia.

Barack Obama's name was changed to Barry Soetoro when his mother’s husband Lolo Soetoro adopted Barack. Mother's husband?  Not only is there no record of marriage to Barack Sr. there is also no record of divorce from the namesake's baby-daddy.  So, when Barry's mom married Lolo the whole name mess started.

Soon after arriving in Djakarta, Barry's mom attended a party where she met 'Evie' the man that would soon be hired to watch after the 8-year old Barry -  as the 'tranny-nanny'.

Evie was openly gay. The man would leave the house dressed in full drag - but was very careful that Barry never saw 'her'.  'He was so young and I never let him see me wearing women's clothes,' Evie said. 'But he did see me trying on his mother's lipstick, sometimes. That used to really crack him up.'

Soon after Barry and his parents left Indonesia bound for Hawaii, Evie fell on hard times never gaining the full employment he/she enjoyed at the Soetero's. Today Evie is a 66-year old prostitute.

Barry's past has enough turns to be classified a wild-river ride. And frankly, this blogger is betting most are as tired of the daily 'surprises'.  The nation yearns for a less controversial, shrouded, even possibly non-citizen president - one that releases real birth certificates, and has real parents and siblings.

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Posted Tuesday, March 06, 2012
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Jeffrey Dahmer Walking Tour Outrages Victims Families


The cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer was himself murdered when fellow prison inmate Christopher Scarver beat him to death with a broom handle in 1994. Anyone shedding a tear?

A rubber-neckers tour has been organized to trace the Milwaukee haunts of the blood-thirsty killer. People will pay money and take the walk sniffing at the various places where Dahmer destroyed lives.

Janie Hagen's 25-year-old brother Richard Guerrero disappeared in 1988 and was Dahmer's 4th victim, 17 in total are known. She is pissed characterizing the tour as an attempt to make money by turning her brother's murder into macabre entertainment. She is right.

Groupon pulled ticket promotions, but Barn Media sees fit to get their chunk of the action.

The first four idiots took the tour recently. Reading from notecards, a tour guide named the victims whom Dahmer met at each place, detailed their sexual activity and described how Dahmer killed them and disposed of their bodies.

For completion, Dahmer was an extra viscous killer. Not content to just murder, he also raped, tortured, dismembermented, drank their blood (necrophilia), and cannibalized them storing part of many in his freezer.

Luckily the tour is denied the hottest spot in Dahmer's disgusting life - his apartment. The whole building has been demolished just a vacant lot to show the 'tourists'.

Is it true that the most evil in history are better remembered than those who do good?

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Posted Tuesday, March 06, 2012
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Most Common Password: 'Password1'


Hackers have easy targets. Lazy office computer users use 'Password1' because it's easy to remember, has the required first letter cap, plus a number, and often comes up as the default password.

But, is it ethical to use it?  No.

Many corporate IT departments check for this kind of abuse. But users try to bypass the IT security guys, something they find clever, and fun to try.

The next abuse users are guilty of is to write down their passwords in easy to guess places, like on the underside of a Kleenex box, under the keyboard, or even on the back of the monitor!

Hackers bypass corporate firewalls and install keystroke recording bots to capture logons and passwords. Even the military falls prey to this standard method for gaining access to all kinds of systems.

The smart company will have a corporate policy that requires employees to be responsible for their critical role in security. When an employee fails to make the effort to keep logons and passwords safe, they can and should be fired.

The fastest way for a company to lose its competitive edge, and ultimately its very existence, is to lose its proprietary information to crooks. Employees must be held accountable for protecting the company, as well as themselves so that everyone succeeds.

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Posted Tuesday, March 06, 2012
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Frightening Freakish Female Bodybuilders


Male bodybuilders explode themselves in bizarre and unnatural ways. Bad enough. But when women copy the men, the results are just plain freakish.

You can spot a person using steroids. The sides of the mouth get long creases, the chin squares up, and the eyes are topped with a 'roid brow' that resembles a budding neanderthal look.

But what happens to the target muscle groups is truly horrific. Some people look in the mirror with an inner gargoyle eye. And when they spend years on chemistry and gym time, they re-form their natural bodies into amorphous leather creatures.

The vanity sport of female bodybuilding began around bikini contests in the 1960s. And has since morphed into the frenetic physiques of today. Why would women turn curves into carve-outs? Why do they hate their boobs and other equipment?

Female competitors must wear a two-piece costume (a bikini stretched beyond recognition) when competing. Prints, fringes, lace and sparkle are whats left of femininity, but no 'hiking' of tops or bottoms is allowed to further expose the muscle bundles bloated in cartoonish ways.  It's like stretching a bikini over a shaved lowland gorilla with bleached hair.

And don't even try to come face to face with one. The cold steroid stare peering out from empty, once feminine, eye-sets now mounted on a face chiseled to look like a hermaphroditic warrior on an animal hunt.

Again, there is irony here. These people pretend their quest is focused on 'nutrition' and health. Nevermind the cancers, ligament tears, distortions, hernias, and obsession to bury the body in a contorted lump of unrecognizable muscle tears.

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Posted Monday, March 05, 2012
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Iran Has An Ace In The Hole


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad often seems more comical and stiff than dangerous. But Israel cannot afford to under-estimate Mahmoud or the Ayatollahs that actually run the Iranian Muslim state.

Does Mahmoud and the backroom Mullahs have an ace in the hole? Why else try to defy the entire world?

Here is a likely reason. The once secret Furdow Nuclear Enrichment Plant is nearing completion. The facility is buried deeper than Israel's current ability to penetrate underground installations can achieve.

Iran believes that once Fordow becomes fully operational, threats of military attacks by the West will become futile and blunt any outside threat of annihilation.  The strategy is much the same the Germans used when they 'hardened' their submarine pens in Bordeaux, and their beach fortification at Normandy.

Today, on Iranian television, Mehdi Mohammadi, a nuclear program expert, said the Fordow facility “will change the strategic equation of Iran’s nuclear issue” and create a new environment for negotiations with the West.

Obama keeps making mistakes, especially regarding the paramount importance of stopping Iran. Sanctions have irritated, but not hindered Iran's beeline to getting their nuclear weapons.

US military experts think their upgraded bunker-busters can take Fordow out. For both Obama and Israels sake, they better be right.

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Posted Monday, March 05, 2012
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Man Dies Going For Buried Alive Record


The Guinness Book Of Records is irresistible to the world's loons.

Most of us react to the 'records' listed in the book with 'why would anyone do that'? In a world with over seven billion people, of course you will find a few hundred thousand willing to push the limits of idiocy just to be a footnote in an obscure publication in an ex-empire country like Britain.

Witness Sri Lankan Janaka Basnayake, 24, who buried himself alive over the weekend with family help. The ordeal began at 9:30AM on Saturday in a 10-foot deep trench tightly sealed with wood and soil. At 4PM later the same day, Janaka was pulled from the ditch unconscious and rushed to a local hospital.

Dr. D.G. Costa of the Kantale hospital said a post-mortem failed to determine the cause of death! Are you joking? What kind of medicine is practiced in Sri Lanka? How about the guy died of suffocation...do you need a medical degree to guess that one?

Basnayake's mother, L.D. Leelawathi, said Janaka lived to perform unusual acts. She did not give examples of what those could be, but given this unusual act, we can only guess he was lucky to have gotten this far.

The irony of course no 'record' exists for longest time buried alive. The Guinness people just don't have that one in the book. How Janaka got the idea will never be known, he took that secret to his 'grave'.
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Posted Monday, March 05, 2012
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FDNY Exam Workshop Turns Whites Away


Why do some blacks think they are now free to pull the same crap some whites did during Jim Crow days? Racism and discrimination is wrong even if your motive is 'catchup' or to exact 'revenge'.

Fighting occurred outside Middle School 72 in Jamaica, Queens, when several 'white' men tried to enter a tutorial workshop for the FDNY entrance exam.

The Workshop was held by the Vulcan Society, a fraternal organization of black firefighters, which sent emails to blacks only. Is there a Lily White Society that sends out emails for all white firefighters? No.

The Vulcan Society won a lawsuit recently over alleged discrimination against black firefighters. But, is the FDNY racist?  Or is this the ruling of an 'activist' judge?  The Hispanic FDNY firefighters say there is no racism in the department.

Racism is not okay, not even if practiced by former victims of the injustice.  Given the turn-back by the Vulcan Society, and the covert emailing campaign, it appears the group is more interested in 'selective' and not 'equal' right after all.

Anyone else notice how blacks are free to setup race based black-only groups in a post-civil rights era?  The Congressional Black Caucus probably won't agree.

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Posted Sunday, March 04, 2012
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Obama Turns US Marines Into Laughing Stock


Equal rights is a cornerstone of the US Constitution. The US Military does not have equal rights, they have a chain of command.

Two husky males (left) tongue kissing, one in field dress, to the chagrin of ex-Marines worldwide, and the the full frontal derision from enemies of the US worldwide is not a positive.

The US Marine corp, the entire US military has become a social lab experiment. Obama never served in the military, and has often fumbled simple military references, like calling Marine Corpsman, corpseman (pronouncing the silent 's').

Obama's throwing red meat to his base by breaking the 200-year ban on gays in the military. Obama is willing to engage in disrespect for military tradition, and morale in exchange for votes.

Elaine Donnelly of the Center for Military Readiness described the make-out encounter between Dalan Wells and Brand Morgan as a 'typical' reunion for Marines returning from the field of battle. Hardly typical, the photo depicts a completely different, and to some, shocking display of unnatural behavior by a pair of males.

Obama got this whole thing done lying to congress. A Navy report on how 'gay' would be accepted by straight military active duty was misrepresented in Congress. No one can say with certainty that openly gay service in the military adds to the strength of the services, but that was not Obama's goal.

Israel has gays in their military, they are compelled to do so given their small population, and large defense needs. But no gay is allowed in a front line, or in a tank with strait war-fighters.

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Posted Sunday, March 04, 2012
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Gay Alliance Throws Hissy Fit


GLAAD, the Gay Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation is targeting Kirk Cameron, child star of TV's Growing Pains. It seems Kirk Cameron is a born-again Christian who thinks gays are an 'abomination before God'.

In July of 1991, Cameron married co-star Chelsea Noble who together have six children, four of whom were adopted.

'I think that it’s unnatural,' Cameron said. 'I think that it’s detrimental, and ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization.' Cameron of course thinks gay marriage violates the Creation story set in the Old Testament - Adam and Eve were the model, not Adam and Adam.

GLAAD's Herndon Graddick attacks Cameron questioning his career. Graddick goes on to defend gay marriage by citing the few blue states that have thus far passed it. Gay marriage will, of course, not be decided by the states now that California has managed drive the issue into the courts.

The 'war' between hard-core born-agains and hard-core gays will not be solved by new laws, or by the establishment of gay marriage. Neither 'side' is right, neither is wrong. Gays are not born, and born-agains cannot read the mind of God.  So lets go to neutral corners, live and let live shall we kids?

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Posted Saturday, March 03, 2012
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Married Male Cheaters Higher Heart Attack Risk


There is a God. An American Heart Association study shows of those dying from a heart-attacks during sex, 93% were cheating on their wives.

The AHA concludes that often males are cheating in unfamiliar places, and with younger women adding to enough increased stress to put an exploding heart in the middle of the mess.

Chicago cardiologist Dan Fintel, from Northwestern University, said he routinely gave heart patients a 'sex talk' on their last day in the hospital, knowing that it was likely on their minds.

'Resuming sexual activity is safe and emotionally part of the healing process, with a few caveats,' Dr Vintel said.

The AHA is trying to figure a way to make standard the advise physicians should give patients. Should men with bad tickers be warned about letting the snake out of its cage in unfamiliar settings, with women not their wives?

Is it a doctor duty to impart that information?

Gbigs Angle says yes. In fact, go a little further. Tell these guys straight up, if you cheat at least call the paramedics ahead of time, you know, it's better to ask forgiveness than to go back to the hospital in a body bag.

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Posted Saturday, March 03, 2012
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Occupy Oakland Protesters Charged With Hate Crimes


Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid have all gone on record siding with the 'Occupy' bowel movement.

Nancy Pelosi never missed a chance to wrongfully accuse the elderly upset over Obamacare at townhall meetings of being 'astro turf grass roots'. The growling grannie Pelosi has slandered the Tea Party charging them as racist, radical, and criminal.

The truth is both inconvenient, and absent these derisive, dividing Democrats. The Occupy protestors have racked up hundreds of crimes, including rape, defecation in public, rioting, and now hate crimes.

Recall the worst Occupy violence to date is in Oakland. The California coastal city is today being run by one of the worst mayors in the country, a Democrat, Jean Quan. Ms Quan. Now Ms Quan's Occupiers are terrorizing city residence in hateful and criminal ways.

Michael Davis, 32, Nneka Crawford, 23, and Randolph Wilkins, 24, confronted a 42-year old, 20-year resident on the streets of Oakland after she asked them not to riot in her neighborhood.

"She was surrounded by three protestors and battered as they yelled vulgar epithets regarding their perception of her sexual orientation," Oakland Police spokeswoman Johnna Watson said.

"Her wallet was taken during the crime," Watson said. "The victim broke away from the group and called police, who were able to arrest one suspect near the scene."

Of course the leaders of the Oakland Occupy gangs have no comment, nor does Mayor Quan. And naturally, Obama, Pelosi, and Reid are likewise silent regarding their proxies in the streets.  What happened Nancy?

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Posted Saturday, March 03, 2012
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GM Volt Production Suspended


When Hitler asked Ferdinand Porsche to come up with the Volkswagen the idea was to mass produce a cheap car for the masses.

Obama had the same idea in the Volt, the difference of course, the Volt is poorly designed, and hardly cheap.

Even with the prop up from taxpayers, the car is symbolic of Obama's whole presidency - a goose egg error.

The Volt carries a hefty price tag of over $41,000 and a taxpayer funded rebate of $7,500.

Road tests prove the Volt cannot compete with conventional imports selling for $20k less when it comes to delivering good fuel economy.  The Volt's actual range is about 27mpg.

The Volt requires premium gasoline, seats only four people (the battery runs down the center of the car) and has the head and leg room suitable for a dwarf.  And best of all, it weighs 3250 pounds!  Heavy enough to compete with a loaded pick-up truck.

On March 2, 2012 GM announces a lay-off of 1,300 and a total suspension of Volt production.

The Obama nightmare is nearly over.

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Posted Friday, March 02, 2012
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Firefox Add-On Watches Google Watch You


Mozilla Firefox is a pretty dang good browser. And it's written by the best engineers money can't buy.  Today, the crew at Mozilla are helping we Firefox users SEE who is spying on us.

The 'Collusion' add-on lets users 'pull back the curtain' on web snoopers like Google, says Mozilla CEO Gary Kovacs.

Some say Google is damaging user privacy in order to enhance their own advertising metric gathering. Fine, it is a free market, and we do want private companies to flourish. But has Google crossed a virtual line in the sand on the beaches of the Web?

'Collusion is an experimental add-on for Firefox and allows you to see all the third parties that are tracking your movements across the Web,' Mozilla said. 'It will show, in real time, how that data creates a spider-web of interaction between companies and other trackers.'

If you are concerned about privacy and the new Google privacy policies start using Firefox and add the add-on.

We at Gbigs Angle use Firefox. And as you can see, Gbigs Angle is hosted on Google blogspot servers. So the crew here just downloaded and applied the Collusion add-on located at: Collusion 0.16.2. So far, so good!
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Posted Friday, March 02, 2012
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Japan Invents Speech Jamming Gun


Mother-in-laws beware. Japan has a way to cut you off in the middle of your finger pointing, whining, and lecturing abuses. And the loud-mouths in the 'Occupy' movement are about to get neutered in an ugly way.

Scientist/engineers Kazutaka Kurihara and Koji Tsukada have developed a portable 'SpeechJammer' gun that can silence people more than 30 meters (100 feet) away. The device does not harm the blabbering target, but makes them 'feel' like they are stuttering and uses their own words against them.

The device records the speaker in real-time and fires their words back at them with a 0.2-second delay.  The effect scrambles the brain's cognitive processes sending the speaker into a brain-fart-shutdown forcing them to stop talking.

Kurihara and Tsukada suggested the speech-jamming gun could be used in libraries and public forums.
"There are still many cases in which the negative aspects of speech become a barrier to the peaceful resolution of conflicts," claim the two inventors.

Libraries?. How about silencing that crazy screaming Sicilian girlfriend you wasted ten-years on?  Watch, the politicians will act quickly to outlaw the thing, after all, they live to irritate us with their endless babbling and sputterings.

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Posted Friday, March 02, 2012
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Arpaio: 'probable cause' Obama Birth Certificate A Forgery


Sheriff Joe Arpaio has reported that Obama's recent release of a birth certificate has 'probable cause' to assess it a forgery.

Mike Zullo, Arpaio’s lead investigator, said his team believes the Hawaii Department of Health has engaged in a systematic effort to hide from public inspection any original 1961 birth records it may have in its possession.

“Absent the authentic Hawaii Department of Health 1961 birth records for Barack Obama, there is no other credible proof supporting the idea or belief that President Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, as he and the White House have consistently asserted,” Zullo said.

Investigators also say they have developed credible evidence that Obama is using a forged and fraudulent Social Security number.  This assessed after an examination of the postal date stamp on the Social Security document. Records of Immigration and Naturalization Service cards filled out by passengers arriving on international flights originating outside the United States in the month of August 1961, examined at the National Archives in Washington, D.C., are missing records for the week of President Obama’s birth.

The press conference is being streamed at http://www.wnd.com/arpaio-report/.

One poll shows half of the nation wants Congress to investigate the question.  Sheriff Arpaio is also calling for Congress to open an official investigation.

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Posted Thursday, March 01, 2012
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Man Sets Self On Fire After Drinking Gasoline


During the Vietnam war Buddhist monks in orange robes poured gasoline over their bodies and exploded into flame . Dramatic and deadly.

North Carolina seems to have more than its share of good old boys with three-word-names wandering around in search of gas and cigarettes.

The late 43-year-old Gary Allen Banning of Havelock, N.C. was not a Buddhist monk.

Banning was at a friend’s apartment and went into the kitchen finding a jar of 'soda' by the sink. After gulping, Gary realized it was gasoline and quickly spit it out. Some of the gas landed on his shirt. (why was there a mason-jar of gasoline on a kitchen counter?)

After a few minutes, Banning went outside to smoke a cigarette. The second he lit the cancer-nail remnants of gasoline on his shirt burst into flames. Banning died a short time later in the hospital.

The difference between Gary and the Buddhist monk is noteworthy. The monks lit themselves intentionally in protest over Johnson's war. Gary did it because the inbreeding that produced him left out the gene that would warn an intelligent person that gasoline is still flammable, even after it dries on your tee-shirt.
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Posted Thursday, March 01, 2012
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New Line Drawn In Abortion Debate


Anti-life advocates base abortion on a 'right' to privacy. The contention is that 'privacy' gives any woman the 'right' to abort at various states of pregnancy.

Published today in the British Medical Journal, Francesca Minerva, MD and medical ethicist, argues a newborn is not a real person. Francesca contends that a 'mother' should be able to terminate a newborn if she simply decides she cannot afford, or desire to care for the kid.

Dr Minerva argues that newborn infanticide is equivalent to abortion. She state that like an unborn child, a newborn has yet to develop hopes, goals and dreams and so, while clearly human, is not a person – someone with a moral right to life.

Absurd? Remember, we have seen this before. Eugenics has been around since the 19th century. The Nazi's put it into practice on a mass scale. The anti-life crowd make the Nazi program look like child's play.

To argue that a fetus will not be born a human is absurd. But to further argue that a newborn is not a person has to offend even the most hardcore anti-lifer. Consider that the above 'academic' work was written by an MD and published in a mainstream medical journal.

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Posted Thursday, March 01, 2012
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Russian Billionaire Developing Real-Life Borg


Russian Dmitry Itskov is spending big money to turn the science fiction in the movie Avatar into reality. Dmitry has hired a 100-man science team to download a human mind into an android, or 'borg' host body. In just 10 years!

The quest is not to make a smart machine, its to offer immortality to customers.

Science fiction? A twist on the Mary Shelly Frankenstein monster? No. This guy is serious. 'This project is leading down the road to immortality,' says Itskov. 'A person with a perfect Avatar will be able to remain part of society. People don’t want to die.'

Does Dmitry sound like a nut with too much money?

Consider that DARPA - the Defense Advance Research Projects Agency in the U.S military is spending $7 million researching ways for its troops to use their minds to remotely control androids who will take human soldiers' place on the battlefield.

If you thought the ethics conflict over organ harvesting was a threat, consider a world where the wealthy never die, and the poor are bred to make the parts for the 'borg'.
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Posted Wednesday, February 29, 2012
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Twitter Logo Named 'Larry' Bird


Ever wonder the difference between Twitter and Facebook?

Facebook appeals to people whose vanity requires them to 'share' their pathetic personal lives with others, even strangers.  Twitter appeals to people who like to communicate in short bursts.  Some people do both, but for a few of us, like this blogger, Twitter is the tool, Facebook is to be avoided.

Facebook uses an 'F' for its iconic symbol. Twitter's branding symbol is a light blue-bird, a fat little turquoise wisp that looks more like an upside-down raindrop with wings, than a bird.

But Twitter says its a bird, and it's their idea of a bird, and the thing is supposed to 'tweet' presumably.  So there you go.

The Facebook logo has no name - what else would an 'F' be used for anyway?  Twitter's tweeting little bird has no official name, but internally the Twitter's Platform/API product manager Ryan Sarver chirped that the little cage-free avian was called 'Larry'. Yep.  Larry Bird.

After being grilled by the technical press over the origin of the bird's name, the cat came out of the bag.  The name may have come from the famous basketball legend, the Boston Celtics, Larry Bird. If so, Mr Bird may be due some pre-IPO shares if his lawyer makes a call.

The name Larry Bird is repulsing some in the tweeting user universe according to yet more rumor.  Who says the bird needs a name anyway? The Facebook 'F' doesn't have a name.

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Posted Wednesday, February 29, 2012
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Animal Activist Prefers Extinction To Conservation


Whats wrong (rhetorical question) with weenies like PETA and other 'pretend' groups on the list of animal rights activists?  They are irrational, childlike, malicious, selfish, ignorant, and sometimes dangerous.  But most of all, they are not protecting animals. PETA was caught this week killing over 95% of animals 'in their care'.

Here is another grand example a rogue organization ensuring the extinction of elegant animal species.

Three species of African antelope — the scimitar-horned oryx, the addax and the dama gazelle — are already nearly extinct in their native Africa. Yet are thriving on the plains of Texas on ranches where hunters pay thousands of dollars for the privilege of hunting them.  Like domestic species, culling is a method to keep the herds healthy, about 10% are available for the hunters.

Activists admit they would rather the animals go extinct, than to be hunted for prize and food.  So, the ranches will close - why spend money to feed and care for the animals if there is no way to recover the cost?  Oh yea, that is how a left-wing mind works, money just comes, and animals must die out - to protect them!

President of Friends Of Animals Priscilla Feral has spent 7 years trying to stop Texas ranchers.  She succeeded in convincing Fish and Game and now on April 1st these species will be off limits to the ranchers and start to die out. Way to go Priscilla, we will make sure your name goes on the plaque placed on the last gazelle's grave as a salute to your 'accomplishment'.

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Posted Tuesday, February 28, 2012
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Mommy Heroin Dealer Dopes-Up Daughters


Hell better have a special place for the extra evil among us. Hitler, Stalin, Dahlmer, and Ted Bundy deserve their seat at that table. And so do abusive parents who inject their kids with heroin and sell hard drugs to their classmates.

Shantel Parker a 35 year old mother of two teenage daughters was arrested at work. Police were called by a witness at school who said the 14 and 16 year-olds appeared 'high'. The cops later found drug paraphernalia at Shantel's house.

The arrest warrant on Parker alleges injecting both daughters with heroin on a number of occasions before sending them to school. And the daughters told police their mom gave them drugs to give to their classmates.

Neighbors also reported seeing Shantel and her boyfriend smoking dope in the yard in front of the two girls.

Parker has been charged with two counts of felonious assault, two counts of corrupting another with drugs and two counts of endangering children. Parker will not see her daughters again, but will be sharing a cell with Bubette where she can repeat her stories for many years to come
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Posted Tuesday, February 28, 2012
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First Americans Came From Europe Not Siberia


Dueling migrations from Asia and Europe are competing for who came first to the 'New World'. Recent digs have uncovered new evidence that migrations from Europe were first by thousands of years!

In six separate locations on the US east coast, 26,000 year-old stone age tools have been found proving earlier migrations during the last ice age came from Europe. This migration proves humans populated the US east coast a full 10,000 years before ancestors of the 'American Indians' who are genetically linked to Siberian Steppe origins.

Archaeologists are now turning to new locations in Tennessee, Maryland and even Texas, all sites which are they believe will produce more Stone Age evidence.

Many 'native' Indians claim original human occupation status. They are wrong, they came much later. Perhaps its time to put this to bed and quit playing political-correctness over who did what to whom.

The charge that the 'white man' stole America from the Indians is bunk. After centuries of whining, the truth is much different. The Indians stole the land from the white man, not the other way around.

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Posted Tuesday, February 28, 2012
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Obama Secret Deal With Iran


Obama is now faced with a nuclear Iran and an election that hinges on Israel taking no action before the vote. So, what does Obama do?

Allegedly, the Obama administration has been meeting secretly with Iran offering them a pass. Obama is trading his reelection for the safety of Israel, and the world at large. How?

The deal struck calls for the US to 'pretend' publicly that Iran is not after a nuclear weapon, in exchange, Iran gets assurance that the USA will not attack nor aid Israel in an attack upon Iran's nuclear facilities.

Next week Benjamin Netanyahu meets with Obama in what will no doubt be a tense, even hostile meeting. Contrast Obama thousands of miles from Iran jockeying for a reelection.  With Netanyahu next door to Iran is sweating the very survival of his entire country. Literally.

History is repeating itself.  Prior to World War II Arthur Neville Chamberlain tried to appease a ferocious mass killer named Adolf Hitler by giving up an ally - Czechoslovakia.  Now Barak Obama is trying to appease Iran by giving up an ally - Israel.  Not to save the world, instead, to save his reelection.

Obama is failing as president.  But until now, Obama has not stooped so low as to give up our only ally in the middle-east for personal gain.  May Israel forgive us if this story is true.

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Posted Monday, February 27, 2012
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Plot Thickens Around Media Matters David Brock


A dangerous man lurks among us. His name is David Brock. Brock spends all his waking hours conjuring devious ways to smear, spin, intimidate, and spread disinformation. Brock's motives are known only to him.

The euphemistic website Brock runs is called Media Matters. The mission and work of Media Matters has been steeped in a secretive efforts to undermine Fox News primarily. Fox News, of course, is the wildly popular media outlet that is one of the few that actually reports in an unbiased way. This infuriates the troubled Mr Brock.

Now we find the nefarious David Brock cornered by an ex-boyfriend.

Brock made an out of court settlement of $850,000 in order to avoid release of damaging information involving Media Matter's donors and IRS dealings. Brock says homosexual domestic partner William Grey made repeated threats to expose him to the "scorn or ridicule of his employees, donors and the press in demanding money and property." Brock later characterized the settlement payment as "blackmail."  Mr Grey was apparently jilted when Brock started to date another man - restaurateur James Alefantis.

Brock has since counter-sued Mr Grey in an effort to recover the money.

In the end, the tawdry life of David Brock will unwind, and the public will be treated to a grand dose of truth in regard to the hardcore left-wing menace that pervades certain quarters of the nation. The Daily Caller is doing an investigative report on David Brock.  For more visit www.dailycaller.com.

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Posted Monday, February 27, 2012
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Rachael Maddow's On Air Vagina Explosion


MSNBC Rachael Maddow has no audience. Recently, a random poll was taken on New York City streets asking people what they thought of Rachael Maddow - none knew who she was. MSNBC is a bankrupt media outlet. Rachael is a big reason why.

Ms Maddow is a shock-haired rabid left-wing lesbian snipe. Her commentary is always heavily biased, always on the edges of irrationality, and always wrong. But when she gets her 'vagina' dialog going, well, its just plain comical.

Controversy around women's sexual organs always excites Rachael in a special way. Rachael noticeably sits more erect in her studio chair when on air talking about abortion, homosexuals, and vaginas.

When GOP Gov. Bob McDonnell backed off a bill that required a “transvaginal ultrasound” prior to an abortion, Rachel went into overdrive. You will have to Google what a transvaginal ultrasound is for yourself, this blogger isn't curious enough to do it for you.

But Rachel went vagina on the governor. Between February 14 and February 24, Maddow repeatedly attacked the bill, uttering the words “vaginal” or “vagina” 58 times.

Check the video, it's a hoot.

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Posted Monday, February 27, 2012
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Water Bills To Triple By 2015


And you thought gas was bad. Here comes big hikes in electricity and water. Why?

Obama EPA has been busy shutting down power plants (coal), and pouring trillions into useless green companies - now most are going belly-up. Outraged yet?

How about water...

Water infrastructure has not been addressed at all...remember, Obama had a big medical system overhaul to get done, and is chasing down those meanie African gun-gangs.

Fixing and expanding underground drinking water systems will cost over $1 trillion in the next 25 years and users will get socked with the bill, according to the report from the American Water Works Association.  Families can expect to pay at least $300-$550 more for water in taxes and fees just to keep their current systems operating. Add growth and improved systems, and that bill jumps to $900 for a family of three, said the report.

Gas prices will continue to climb, no new news there.  But why?  Bush opened drilling permits, Obama has shut them down.  Obama did stop the pipeline from Canada, and we all know that Obama's EPA is wasting no time in putting the kibosh on current coal and oil based systems.

The perfect inflation storm is edging closer - when it hits, as we have warned often, the puffy dollars out there will explode in all our faces.

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Posted Monday, February 27, 2012
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Wyoming: Contingency Plan For End Of USA


At least thirteen states are making contingency plans for the end of the USA. The states are anticipating the need to defend themselves, make their own currency, and become independent entities in the world. Wyoming joins the chorus.

Passing on the first reading, Wyoming state representatives have voted to create a doomsday government task force.

'To put your head in the sand and think that nothing bad’s going to happen, and that we have no obligation to the citizens of the state of Wyoming to at least have the discussion, is not healthy,' Wyoming State Rep Lorraine Quarberg says.

The urgency of these plans comes in large part due to the horrendous debt piled up by Obama. Tim Geithner thinks the current debt ceiling of $16.3 trillion won't be reached till the end of 2012. But at the current rate of spending, and the current lack of revenue intake due to low corporate revenues, we will see this ugly benchmark reached before the November election. At that point, a vote to raise the debt ceiling to $20 trillion will be required.

States North Carolina, Colorado, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Missouri, Montana, New Hampshire, South Carolina, Utah and Washington are all looking to seriously plan for the collapse of the dollar, and the subsequent emergency that would ensue.

The Dept. of Homeland Security is looking in the wrong place, of course.  These are not calls for succession, they are plans for the collapse of the dollar - implosion.

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Posted Sunday, February 26, 2012
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Sister Lesbians Beat Gay Man Viciously


A 'hate crime' is being brought against a pair of lesbian sisters and a third 'woman' who beat a gay man relentlessly in a stair well breaking his nose. The three perps do not deny they beat the man, but they say they are not guilty of a hate crime because they too are gay.

Defendant lawyer Harvey Silverglate said “If you beat someone up, you’re guilty of assault and battery of a human being. Period. The idea of trying to break down human beings into categories is doomed to failure.” Odd coming from a civil liberties lawyer representing three butch lesbians.

The prosecution and the MA ACLU of course disagree. “Someone who is Jewish can be anti-Semitic,” said ACLU lawyer Sarah Wunsch. “The mere fact that someone is a member of the same class doesn’t mean they could not be motivated by hatred for their very own group.”

The victim told cops he believed the attack was “motivated as a crime because of his sexual orientation” since the three women “called him insulting homophobic slurs.”

Jake Wark, speaking for District Attorney Daniel F. Conley, said prosecutors will have no problem proving the women committed a hate crime, even if they are lesbians.

Domestic violence among lesbians is higher than all groups. Lesbians are man-haters, even if the men are gay. So, lets not kid ourselves. Lesbians are a clear menace to society, this case is but one example.

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Posted Sunday, February 26, 2012
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Four Ways To End Her Sex Drive


Relationship advise is easier to get than free cooking recipes. Everyone else seems to have a better way to fry the chicken or make their relationships last.

But you are still in the kitchen, and you still want to keep the flame burning, right?

So listen up. Here are the four quickest ways to dim her sex light, or turn it out completely.  These four are just part of a list that has hundreds of other items on it, but it is a start.  If you have any these four on the wrong burner setting, then you can assume you have a grease fire going in the oven too.



  1. Fail to find a compliment once in a while puts her off.  Even more destructive, go out of your way to insult her appearance and then try for sex as if nothing was said.  The double-impact of that will ensure sexual isolation - even if you are still sharing the bed.  Women are putting up with your smells, unfinished projects, over-used boxers, sharp toenails, and remote control fascism...why demand more of her than she does of you?  Oh yea, you are a guy.
  2. Demand her to orgasm or get self-lubed without any effort on your part.  The fastest way to discover your lack of love-making skill is to punish your partner for not climaxing as fast as you do.  In fact, if you do reach that stage before her, you are an automatic hobbit to start with.  The successful male ALWAYS times his pleasure to follow hers.  Nature demands it, and if you can't do it, don't start it, if you can't finish it.
  3. The myth men are 'visual' and women are not is a myth.  Women are proving to be just as physical as the men, and some even have the same penchant for porn that men do.  Porn is fake.  Not that porn actors are not really doing it, they are not REALLY doing it.  Porn is staged, chemicals used, cameras rolling, and the 'act' has nothing to do with real-life love making.  If you expect your partner to jump around like porn actors, then you need to live alone in a trailer with a dog.  Not try to have an adult relationship.
  4. Stop kissing her.  This one says it all.  If you have gotten to a point where kissing seems like extra 'work', or work at all, then you have arrived at treating your partner like a sex toy, and not a loving peer.  Imagine your wife using you as a skin covered dildo?  Is that what you want?  Well, it's not what she wants either.  Kiss her dork, or try to rejoin the Marine Corp and sleep in a bungalow full of self-abusing males waiting to get orders for combat.
There is no real reason to write this advise column.  The guys that are in a happy relationship know these things already, and have their bread rising.  The guys that have wives that see them more useful as a doorstop than a partner in paradise are oblivious anyway, and probably can't be reached.

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Posted Sunday, February 26, 2012
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California And Illinois Most Hated States


And for good reason. Both states are wholly run by the Democrats. And both states smell like it.

California and Illinois are the two cellar states with the highest taxes, worst junk bond rating, most toxic to business, and crawling with idiotic left-wing policy making.

Case in point? The goofy town of Rocklin, CA is about to ban smoking EVERYWHERE, even in your own backyard.  The hypocrisy of cigarettes continues unabated across the state.  Marijuana is just as toxic as cigarettes, yet the state is driving as hard as it can to defy Federal Drug laws allowing dope to be sold on mainstreet - and smoked without restriction.  Even in front of kids, and in your backyard!

California has San Francisco - home to Nancy Pelosi.  Illinois has Chicago home to Barry Obama.  Rahm Emanual has his hands full in Chicago, but he probably doesn't mind since he is himself an egregious left-wing screwball.

Both California and Illinois are rated junk bond status due to their debt, deficits, and utter inability to deal with either despite hiking taxes.   Both states are the perfect laboratory model for how not to do it.  Is it surprising the entire country is in trouble with Democrats in charge?  Just look what they are doing to the blue states nationwide.

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Posted Saturday, February 25, 2012
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Geithner: Rich Must Pay More To Live In USA


Tim 'tax dodger' Geithner told the House Small Business Committee that  taxes on small business must increase so the Obama regime does not have to “shrink the overall size of government programs.”

Joe 'hair plug' Biden sputters the same party line saying the wasted spending Obama has been wallowing in has to be covered by tax hikes.

We are down to it, Democrats have created a tax system whereby 51% pay no income tax, and the bulk of taxes are paid by the upper 10% of those that do pay them.

The Democrats are against a fair, simplified, flat tax system.  Why?  Oh yea, they have millions of jobless voters to feed. And of course, they avoid paying taxes themselves.

The election of 2012 will be about taxation versus spending cuts. About cutting the monster-sized government that wastes and abuses. Surprise!

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Posted Saturday, February 25, 2012
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Detroit Baby Shower Fight Leaves 9-Month Old Dead


Detroit is prime example of a city gone rotten. Just 55 days into 2012 an AK-47 firing 37 bullets into a house has killed a 9-month old kid. The 43rd homicide so far this year is ahead of last years record murder rate.

And nothing is going to stop the carnage. Obama has wiped out 50 years of black middle-class wealth, and stuck blacks with the highest jobless rate of all groups. Detroit is central to the misery. The town is filled with every degradation gangs, drugs, joblessness, failing schools, and urban poverty brings.

Something is extra tragic about Delric Miller IV sleeping on a couch in the 'safety' of his home being shot and killed simply because some animals got pissed over not getting into a baby shower. Yep, you heard right. This was a 'revenge' killing over seating at a baby shower.

Delric's grandmother, Cynthia Wilkins, said the shooting was retaliation from a baby shower scuffle.

"The shower was overbooked, and there was an argument because there weren't enough seats...a woman got mad because she couldn't find a seat, so she started knocking tables down, and it escalated from there," Wilkins said.

"I think they came back the next day and shot up the house," said Wilkins, crying.

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Posted Saturday, February 25, 2012
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Hepatitis C Killing More Than AIDS


AIDS has been killing about 2 million a year since the 1980's. AIDS and HIV affect about 40 million worldwide, about 2 million in the USA.

A shocking new study says that 1 in 33 baby boomers have the Hepatitis C virus and most are unaware they are infected.

If you had a blood transfusion before 1990 you are at a higher risk since screening for Hepatitis C did not become common till after that year.  The ugly danger of Hepatitis C is that your liver becomes irrevocably damaged by the time any symptom appears.

Dr. Robert Bettiker, at Temple University School of Medicine, says major symptoms include “pain in the right upper quadrant (of your abdomen) that goes on for days or months. Your eyes might turn yellow, you might start bleeding a lot if you get a cut, and the veins in your esophagus can get really big and can rupture.”

Hepatitis C is easier to get and is transmitted like HIV via blood contact.   The virus can come in via shared toothbrushes, barber shop razors, and manicures.   Both IV drug users, and anal sex also produce risk, just as with HIV.

Remember, this is a virus.  Little can really be done once you are infected.

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Posted Friday, February 24, 2012
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For Hire: Animal Activist Wants Fur Assassin


Screwballs that align with PETA and make asses of themselves throwing paint or blood on people wearing fur are on the edge. Spiking trees so loggers get hurt, trying to ram fishing vessels at sea, or comparing human rights to animal rights are all indications of an unbalanced mind.

Meet Meredith Lowell of Cleveland, Ohio. Ms Lowell once compared animal rights activism to the liberation of World War II concentration camps. And one day decided to become the one-woman US Army liberation front herself by hiring an assassin using Facebook.

Meredith setup a Facebook account under an alias and wrote “I would like to create an online community on Facebook which would allow me to find someone who is willing to kill someone who is wearing fur toward the end of October 2011 or early November 2011 or possibly in January 2012 or February 2012 at the latest."

The FBI quickly took notice and setup an undercover sting. ‘I am paying you $730 to kill one person wearing fur who is 12 or older – hopefully at least 14 years, however 12 years old or older is fine,” she emailed the posing FBI agent.

Meredith had crossed over into looney land of course.  But as bad as drawing out specifics on who to kill, and for what price is, she also wanted it done near a library in Cleveland Heights. We assume she planned to be there to watch the spectacle.

PETA? This is a teachable moment for you.
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Posted Friday, February 24, 2012
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Britain: Burn Dead Bodies To Heat Public Pools


Always in the forefront of the macabre Britain more and more becomes what they once hated - Nazi Germany. The Brits have been aborting kids based on gender. Now they want to heat their swimming pools from the burning of dead bodies.

Sir George Young, leader of the House of Commons, says heating the Worcestershire leisure center pool from burning dead bodies was a “groundbreaking scheme”. And added that he would “die a happier man” if he knew heat from his cremation was heating the pool. Wow. Okay Sir George, lets get that party started - why wait?

The Brits have their version of the EPA, called the Department Of Energy And Climate Change. Laughing. They embed the entire cult of Global Warming into the name of their government green Nazi group. The DOECC says heat from the incinerators at crematoria - which reach 800 degrees C (1,472F) - is lost into the atmosphere. So naturally, why not harvest and recycle that heat back into a public swimming pool?

Trade unions are unhappy about the idea. They say it's "sick and an insult to local residents." The crematorium owners tell anyone critical of the idea to go somewhere else to have their loved ones incinerated - nice guys.

The crematorium and green Nazis in the House Of Commons are giddy over this, they even want to install a couple of turbines in the smoke stacks to make electricity!

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Posted Friday, February 24, 2012
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Colonoscopy Is A Pain In The Ass


But the ordeal will save your life. Ever had one? Here is how a colonoscopy works.

You arrive at the clinic with sweaty palms and a thumping heartbeat. They make you strip and put on a hospital gown with your ass hanging out the back. You mount the paper covered table and hold out your arm. An IV is stuck into any candidate vein. Here is your first hint this is not going to be a quick in-and-out drive-up window procedure.

You wait. Oh wait...the nurse is coming back.

A couple of nurses retrieve you and roll you into the 'theater'. You don't really want to look around because most of the gear is unrecognizable anyway. The MD nods politely, but is in a hurry - he is doing these things all day long and you are not a guest of honor.

Just as the doc finishes a cryptic run-down over what he is gonna do, another nurse plugs your IV into a bottle of 'stuff'. You wake up on the other side of the building with no memory - the last thing you do remember is 'this will be over before you know it'.  You are shivering like a trout on a rock beside a mountain stream. You just got violated for a solid 30 minutes by a room full of people running a cable with a camera up your rear and possibly cratering chunks of your intestinal wall. You made it!

Oh did I mention that the real hard part is emptying your bowels of every scrap of whatever you ate up 'till that moment - the night BEFORE? You are expected to show up with your intestines cleaner than the day they were made.

You accomplish this by drinking the most foul tasting plastic-like drink disguised as a lime or orange soda. Then you sit up for half a day and night as close to the toilet as a squirting accident takes to happen. You perch there pondering the next days ordeal, draining yourself like a septic tank truck. The end never seems to come, then suddenly you feel ten-pounds lighter, and plunge into a gut-empty sleep.

The next day arrives and you are ready to jump to step one above.

Why do it? Why pay good money to subject yourself to 'the ordeal'?  Because if they find a polyp, and it isn't a cancer, they remove it, all of it, and any others they find. And if there is cancer, you catch it sooner which is always better than later.

That one thing puts you into the 53% of patients that will NOT die from colon cancer - but only if you do it every five or ten years after age 50. That's right, you get to do this a lot.

Welcome to your senior years, folks. Have fun.
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Posted Thursday, February 23, 2012
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AFL-CIO Goes After Apple Computer


Unions are predators, especially when the economy is in economic depression. FDR allowed unions to get a toe-hold during the Great Depression, and now they are back during Obama's depression.

Unions cannot compete in world labor markets. That means American workers are up against low-wage foreign workers for jobs.

Recently it was revealed that the AFL-CIO is behind the 'Occupy Spring' show unfolding this summer.  And of course the unions wants to get their grimy hands on any company making a profit.

Apple Computer makes its gadgets in China - Richard Trumka of the AFL-CIO wants in and is rattling Apple's cage with an opening salvo.

"We call on Apple to immediately allow genuine unions, with truly independent factory inspections and worker trainings. Trying to brush this under the rug — or hide behind a front group like the FLA — only will make Apple’s PR problems worse," Trumka wrote. Get this guy.

Apple's left-wing customers have benefited from cheap Chinese labor, and now the other element of the left-wing, unions, want to get in there and hike costs.  Oops.

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Posted Thursday, February 23, 2012
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Sex Predators Castrated In Germany


In California, criminals are being released early.  And new crimes get shorter sentences in county jail instead of prison because the state spends money on illegals instead of jails. California says they are 'progressive'.

The result of course means the innocent victims of crime are more at risk than ever. The false premise that sex offenders, especially child molesters can be rehabilitated is a cruel hoax. At least in Germany, such criminals are dealt with effectively.

Germany chemically castrates sex predators - who volunteer for the procedure in exchange for freedom.

The EU wants Germany to stop because they say its 'degrading' to child molesters. Germany says the practice is resulting in the lowest re-offending rates in Europe. The Germans point to a 1997 study that followed over a hundred such offenders showing less than 3% re-offended versus 48% in the non castrated control group.

The 'progressives' in the EU seem extra ready to protect sex predators from humiliation, rather than kids from their acts of perversion. Just like California!
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Posted Thursday, February 23, 2012
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Light Speed Exceeded Due To Loose Cable


The speed of light is theorized to be the Universe's ultimate speed limit and Albert Einstein seminal theory of special relativity - depends on the idea that nothing can exceed it.

Cern, the world's largest physics lab reported tests that suggested light speed can be exceeded in tests run recently.

"We tried to find all possible explanations for this," Dr. Antonio Ereditato of the Opera Collaboration said.  "We wanted to find a mistake - trivial mistakes, more complicated mistakes, or nasty effects - and we didn't", he added.

Antonio has egg plasma on his face today.  CERN reports that the entire thing was the result of a loose cable.  Test Void!  Ooops. Nevermind.

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Posted Thursday, February 23, 2012
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Tesla: Battery Flaw Turns Roadster Into A 'Brick'


Electric cars are not the future. The GM Volt is a failure, and there is proof electrics pollute more than gas cars. Tesla says they have a better mouse-trap.

A Tesla company secret until now, a 'severe design' flaw that affect all models now, and planned has been discovered.

If or when the proprietary battery is ever totally discharged, Tesla says the car becomes a "brick". The product cannot be started or even pushed down the street. The only known remedy is a $40,000 replacement of the entire battery.

Oddly, neither Tesla, nor any insurance company will warranty or pay for the replacement. Tesla has naturally downplayed and even hidden the brand-wrecking flaw. The company is so paranoid of the public learning of the problem, it tracks existing owners via GPS without their knowledge. Tesla wants to 'capture' the disabled car before the owner has a chance to either bring lawsuit, or even worse, blab what happened to others.

Obama has made 'green' his country-breaking priority. Worse, he wants to pour billions more into ill-fated products like the Volt, and into inviable companies like Solyndra. A second Obama term would no doubt see billions more wasted on the electric nightmare he has planned.

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Posted Wednesday, February 22, 2012
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'Nutty' Uncle Leaves Nephews $3.5 Million Comic Books


How many yard sales and crazy uncles have made overnight millionaires of the unsuspecting? No one knows, but when it happens, envy sucks right out of your socks.  And one hears the echo 'there for but for the grace of God, go I.'

Michael Rorrer, 31 and brother Jonathan were 'teasingly' told as kids they might one day inherit their great uncle's collection of 'old' comic books. That day arrived three decades later.

Months passed. One day Michael was shooting the Shinola with a pal at work. He told him of the dusty comics, one was a 1941 issue of Captain America No.2. The work pal jokingly replied, yea sure you do, and no doubt you also have Superman's Action Comics No.1.

Michael went home and rummaged thru all 345 comic books - voila! There it was, the very Action Comic No.1!

Now Lon Allen, with Heritage Auctions, has them up for sale: 'This is just one of those collections that all the guys in the business think don't exist anymore...it was kind of hard to wrap my head around it, It's absolutely jaw-dropping.'

Both mags Michael mentioned to his work pal are worth $325,000 and $450,000, not counting the balance of the collection expected to easily bring a full $3.5 million. Curator's appraising the collection noted, 'You can see it was a real collection, someone really cared about these and kept them in good shape.'

Me thinks Michael and his brother owe great uncle an apology - and maybe an extra set of roses for his grave.
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Posted Wednesday, February 22, 2012
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Be Afraid Of Your Makeup Ladies


Not again. So tiring to hear about yet another 'toxin' in products, like the endocrine attacking BPA found in plastic bottles.  And heavy metals in makeup are not a new story either.  But vigilance is the best defense and excess a reckless way to live.

Though not listed on package labels, lipsticks have lead, eyeliner and concealers contain cadmium, powders and blushers are not nickel-free, beryllium is found in bronzes and eye-shadow and mascara and foundations even include arsenic.

A Canadian research company examined a boatload of makeup products and found the presence of arsenic, cadmium, lead, mercury (found in all sample), beryllium, nickel, selenium and thallium.

Despite bans on many of these metals in makeup in both the USA and Canada - the products contain them.

Why care? These substances are linked to hormone disruption, cancer, neurological problems, memory loss, mood swings, reproductive and developmental disorders, kidney problems, headaches, vomiting, diarrhea, lung damage, dermatitis and hair loss. For starters. Scared yet?

Women are in denial of course, 'well, if these things are bad for you why does the government let them be sold.' Manufacturers don't add these metals intentionally and so classify them as 'impurities' of the production process.

It's always your call ladies. You decide if red lips, and black eyeliner are worth the risks.
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Posted Wednesday, February 22, 2012
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Justice Breyer Machete Robber Arrested


Being mugged on your own property at machete point has to suck big time.

The 73-year-old Justice Breyer, his wife Joanna and several guests were robbed by a pair of machete-wielding males inside their Nevis Island vacation home earlier this month. The thief got away with $1000. Until today.

Police said 28-year-old Vedel K Browne turned himself in after he saw his face plastered on TV, and after he came to realize he tried to rob a US Supreme Court justice. Now Vedel faces 20 years.

In 2004 a group of young males assaulted Justice David Souter as he jogged in DC. In 1996 a male snatched Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg's purse while she was out walking with her husband and daughter in DC.

Advise to those willing to mug the elderly staff at the Supreme Court in this way - at least find out who is on the court you idiots...the FBI exists solely to go after morons like you.  Side note. Breyer was appointed by Bill Clinton so maybe Vedel was racially profiled?

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Posted Tuesday, February 21, 2012
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Hillary Flubs Foreign Minister Group Photo


Hillary 'the hun' Clinton was a pretty lousy first lady.  Hillary was the only one in history that needed a legal defense team to fend off personal corruption charges. Did anyone actually believe she didn't know Bill was a narcissistic skirt-chasing numbskull?

Instead of sitting in jail, Hillary is the saber-rattling, squeeze-playing, fashion-disaster Secretary Of State. This story may be kinda petty, but it does show Hillary still needs to be the center of attention.

Hillary dons a lime green shirt in the middle of a sea of white-shirted foreign ministers - for a G20 'family photo' in Los Cabos, Mexico. The meeting was intended to create stronger ties with other nations in specific policy areas. Instead, Clinton's wardrobe choice meant she looked far from 'at one' with her international counterparts.  Even if she didn't want to wear the required white for the day, how did she come up with putrid lime green?  Yikes.

The divine Miss Rose Law Firm is no stranger to the big 'stick out'. She shocked on a state visit to Barbados in June 2010 wearing a gaudy bright orange trouser suit while glad-handing the country's vice president.

And it's no secret Hillary is pretty mouthy in delicate diplomacy sit-downs. Maybe it is time for her to run for president. The country can use a good laugh right about now.

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Posted Tuesday, February 21, 2012
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Dominique Strauss-Kahn Arrested For Pimping


Remember Dominique Strauss-Kahn? The IMF head arrested in New York then let go because the maid he allegedly raped was deemed 'unreliable'?

Find him today cooling his elderly heels in a French jail. Detectives took him in and charged him with ‘complicity in pimping’ and ‘misuse of corporate assets’.

Strauss-Kahn, 62, admitted he went to ‘sex parties’ around the world, but denies the women he licked were prostitutes. Some of these woman are suspected to be underage to boot.

Strauss-Kahn drove himself to the police station in a Mercedes limousine with blacked-out windows. Inside he greeted his 'legal team'. Why does Dom continue to get the VIP treatment? How about a face in the pavement cuffing just once?

Remember, Dom is married - apparently not happily. Dom claims ‘the women were all naked at the time’. So he couldn't see their prostitute uniforms, or the cash payments in their purses. Don't laugh, this is how he got off in New York too.

Strauss-Kahn, a senior member of the French Socialist Party says he has an ‘uninhibited sex life’. Just after Dom got back to France escaping narrowly in New York, Tristane Banon, a 32-year-old writer, accused him of attempting to rape her in the same way.  Anyone see a pattern here?  Or is it just me...

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Posted Tuesday, February 21, 2012
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25 Words Your 2-Year-Old Must Know


The vigilant parent should balance a watchful eye without pressuring kids to excel unreasonably. The 'super-parent' is likely trying to 'use' kids to compensate for their own self-image issues. But the healthy parent will watch for early signs of trouble.

A group of researchers has a vocabulary list all age 2 kids should command.

The 25 ‘must have’ words are part of a larger list of 310 words they claim any parent can check in 10-minutes. And of the 310, 150 would be in the 'normal' kids repertoire. A 50-word limited vocabulary signals trouble.

Researchers say some kids are 'late talkers' and should not raise an alarm unless they lack these speech skills by age 3.  In all cases a parent should not wait till past age 3 to seek help.

Professor Rescorla, of Bryn Mawr College in Pennsylvania, tracked the progress of 78 2-year-olds for 15 years.

The late-talkers fared poorly in tasks that involved ‘verbal memory’. These kids had trouble listening to words, sentences, or numbers and being able to repeat them back readily. Verbal skills play prominently in all life-endeavors. Even if your chosen career is to be a relatively brain-dead Hollywood celebrity.

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Posted Monday, February 20, 2012
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Breakthrough: Single Atom Transistor


Everything uses a computer on a chip. Everything...

Modern computer architecture has not changed since the first vacuum tube monster Eniac dimmed the lights of Baltimore. The Eniac filled an entire warehouse and had less power than a cheap child's toy of today.

The basis of modern computer technology is the transistor on a silicon chip invented in 1954.

The ultimate goal for the past 60 years has been a transistor the size of a single atom. Gordon Moore of Intel predicted the atom-sized transistor would not be invented until 2020. He was 10 years off.

‘Our group has proved that it is really possible to position one phosphorus atom in a silicon environment - exactly as we need it - with near-atomic precision...’ says Dr Martin Fuechsle from UNSW.

In about 10 years, atom sized transistors will be used to build quantum computers. Computers that 'think' will become an instant reality. Once these things are in your hand-held the iPhone of today will seem like a can on a string. And every field of science will advance exponentially overnight.

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Posted Monday, February 20, 2012
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The Last Alarm Clock You Will Own


Can't get your ass out of bed? Here is an overkill product guaranteed to keep you sleepless...

The Ramos Alarm Clock was invented by Paul Sammut. 
The clock can't be turned off unless you physically walk the house and find the wireless panel to enter a PIN code you set yourself.  Oh sure you can defeat the clock by placing the wireless panel next to your bed, but you still have to finger the keypad to enter the PIN.

Paul did anticipate the vapid riser.  The clock can be programmed with multiple PIN codes.  You will stand dumbfounded in front of the wireless panel trying to remember all the PIN codes while the clock buzzer wakes you and everyone else in the house  

The clock has a lock-down mode that prevents tampering 'till within 30 minutes of wake-up time.  The only way out is to not buy the product in the first place.

An added bonus requires the user to enter the date each day.  Apparently Paul wants you to play slave to the clock - you are being punished for your nasty habit of sleeping in all those years.

One more thing, Paul says he did incorporate a 10-second 'snooze' feature that turns the alarm buzzer into a civil defense siren.  Paul calls it his 'kindness'  feature!
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Posted Monday, February 20, 2012
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US Postal Service: 50 Cent Stamp


The US Postal Service 'dog and pony show' continues to amuse. Union infested, obsolete, bleeding at the gums, the service is clinging to life support and a string of absurd ideas intended to alleviate the suffering.

By 2015 the service says it will add $18 billion to the loss pile.

Taxpayers are tapped out. Services are shrinking. Layoffs loom. Whats left? Of course its time to go for yet another hike in postage rates. How about fifty-cents for that one-ounce letter?

"Charging more for reduced service is not a rational plan for any business, including the U.S. Postal Service," said Fredric Rolando, president of the National Association of Letter Carriers. Even the union goofs see the comedy.

The USPS is supposed to be self-sufficient. But just in the past five years it has 'borrowed' $12.9 billion from the US Treasury Dept. And needs another $20 Billion even WITH the cuts proposed. Time to lay it to rest and turn it over to the private sector.

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Posted Sunday, February 19, 2012
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Meth Merchants: Money Trumps Racism


Richard Tries, 38, a member of the Aryan nations, teamed up with Robert 'Biz' Swinney, 22, hardcore gang-banger to make meth and money.

The catch? Tries is a white racist, and Swinney a hardened black gang member. Nature normally pits these two against each other, but when it comes to big money, small feuds fade.

The 'operation' divided the labor between supply and processing. Profits were split. Swinney sold large quantities of pseudoephedrine to Tries who then cooked up the street meth to sell.

Federal law restricts the amount of cold medicines a person can buy in a 30-day period. Swinney got around that by handing money to homeless, gang members, anyone who would go into the stores and get their quota of the over-counter product.

The bust refocuses the problem. If a dimwitted gang banger like Swinney can game the law, then the law isn't working. Most do not want to see cold medicines made prescription.

Race haters partnering in meth peddling is extra disturbing.  If these two can make an alliance the drug and terror trades just got a lot tougher.

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Posted Sunday, February 19, 2012
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Atheist Richard Dawkin's Slavery Roots


Richard Dawkins is a ferocious, mouthy, spitting British secular academic who is symbolic leader of the world-wide atheist cult.

Dawkins once branded the Catholic Church 'evil'. The world's largest charity orginization in the world is evil?

Dawkins owns a 400-acre family estate bought with the blood money made in the slave trade.  Shocking! Dick is the son of slave owners, slave traders, and slave profiteers.

Dick descends directly from Henry Dawkins who owned 1,013 slaves in Jamaica until he died in 1744. Over a 130 years of Dawkins family slavery continued right up to the abolition movement led by William Wilberforce. In 1799, James Dawkins voted against Wilberforce's attempts to outlaw slavery.

Ah the sotted, smoldering, sulfuric smell of hypocrisy.

Dick Dawkins lied by omission when he failed to mention the estate's funding origin. The reticent Dick Dawkins refuses to apologize for the family history or sell the estate and give the money back. Secular goofs like Dawkins see no moral imperative on the subject.  Who is the 'evil' one, Dick?

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Posted Sunday, February 19, 2012
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Hitler's One Night Stand


Hitler was a grunt Wehrmacht soldier in WWI. The war scared Hitler enough that he spent the rest of his life trying to humiliate and subjugate the enemies defeating Germany.

But Adolf's war experience also included a night-out near the French town of Fournes-en-Weppe.  Adolf got busy making a bastard son, Jean-Marie Loret with Frenchwoman Charlotte Lobjoie.

‘One day I was cutting hay with other women, when we saw a German soldier on the other side of the street. He had a sketch pad and seemed to be drawing. I was picked by the others to approach the man.' said Mlle Lobjoie.

Charlotte said son Jean-Marie was conceived after a ‘tipsy’ evening in June 1917. He was born the following year. She told her son about Adolf, their walks, and her inability to follow his ramblings about German history and politics.

Ironically, Jean-Marie grew up to fight Hitler and the Germans in 1939. Jean-Marie even joined the French Resistance after the German occupation of France.

Needless to say, Jean-Marie didn't like the 'news' when his mom confessed to the tryst just before her death. Repressing his curse, he said ‘In order not to get depressed, I worked non-stop, never took a holiday, and had no hobbies. For twenty years I didn’t even go to the cinema.’

Turns out Charlotte had a number of 'Hitler' signed paintings in her attic discovered after her death in 1985.

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Posted Saturday, February 18, 2012
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Virus Alert: 'Highlander' Eats Everything


The internet, cell phones, anything that communicates and runs software are all under constant assault from the evil hacker cult.

An insidious virus called 'Ainslot.L' logs your online activities, steals bank information, downloads malicious software, seizes complete control of your computer, and makes sure it has no competition by wiping out any other virus already on your system. Hence the nickname 'Highlander' - there can only be one!

The nasty package is also a 'bot'. Highlander adds your machine to its worldwide 'botnet' thus stealing your broadband bandwidth as well.

There is hope for the prepared. Highlander arrives in an email which claims to be from a clothing company called CULT.

The CULT email pretends you have placed a $320 order. Then tries to intimidate by claiming the invoice amount will be charged to your credit card unless you respond. Clicking the embedded link in the message triggers a download of the malicious code.

WARNING: NEVER open an email from unknown senders. NEVER click on a link in an email unless you know the sender and the link-target-site.  NEVER click on a link on a web page unless you know the target-site.  NEVER open an attachment unless you know what's in it.

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Posted Saturday, February 18, 2012
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Obama's New Oil Crises Deja Vu All Over Again


Oil, oil, oil...  Quantifying shock rise in oil prices effect on GDP gives perspective.

Each $15 rise in price over $100 per barrel sustained for one year gives the effect of 1% reduction in GDP.  Given Obama's GDP is just 1.7% at present oil at $150 would crush the fledgeling economy.

Obama has been proactive in ensuring we have an oil crises.  Blame lands squarely on him because he has halted drilling in the gulf, halted the pipeline from Canada, and sicked his EPA on the energy industry.

When Iran is attacked, the price will certainly speed to the $150 level.  The Saudis claim they will buffer the supply.  Swell, can they do it for years?

Find current oil prices here.

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Posted Saturday, February 18, 2012
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300-Pound Naked Sock Thief Tasered At Walmart


The obesity crises in the USA is bearing fruit among thieves now. And we have just the story to prove it.

A giant 6'-4", 300-pound all-naked black man wandered around a Exton, Pa., Walmart wearing nothing but a stolen pair of socks on his feet.

Everyone was scared, even the security guards!

Store surveillance video showed 32-year-old Verdon Lamont Taylor entering the store completely naked. Verdon sauntered over to the sock-aisle and placed a pair of one-size-fits-all athletics on his feet. The trip from his house was no problem, the cold concrete floor of the store apparently got his attention.

Mr Taylor  is cooling his heels in Chester County Prison today unable to meet the $50,000 cash bail. Charges include indecent exposure, aggravated assault, simple assault, retail theft, receiving stolen property and disorderly conduct.

The assault and disorderly where added when Verdon refused to lay down and assume the position. My bet is, well, Verdon already knew the floor was cold, right?
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Posted Friday, February 17, 2012
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Charlie Chaplin Was Israel Thornstein?


Conspiracy theories abound when dead celebrities take center-stage. Rumors circulated for decades that Charlie Chaplin was not born in London, England as he claimed. Instead, the rumors persisted he was a Frenchman named Israel Thornstein - a Russian Jew.

Charlie became the focus of McCarthy-era commie witch-hunts in the early 1950s, so the US asked MI5 (em eye five) to investigate. MI5 concluded: ‘It would seem that Chaplin was either not born in this country or that his name at birth was other than those mentioned.’

But, Israel Thornstein was also not found connected directly to Chaplin. So who is this guy? Why all the sweat and spit over Charlie Chaplin? Wasn't he the beloved 'little tramp' of silent movie fame? Well...

Chaplin was crushed under controversy over his two marriages to 16-year-old girls, failure to take American citizenship, and claims he fathered an illegitimate child and owed $2million in back taxes. So when he went to England in 1952 after his last American film was released, the US refused to allow him to return.

Chaplin died in Switzerland at the ripe age of 88. Britain thinks of Charlie as their favorite son, they even knighted him before he died. The idea that the star could be a Russian Jew would not be welcome. Just not kosher.
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Posted Friday, February 17, 2012
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Chicago Teachers Union: Raise Pay 30% Or Else


Or else what? Rahm Emanuel wanted the job, and oh man is he getting it. Chicago is the USA's most corrupt city, and of course it has the best example of aggressive and indignant teachers unions.

Public schools are an utter disgrace, especially in Detroit and Chicago. The outrage that ANY teachers union demand pay raises in the middle of Obama's absurd. Let alone 30%!

The union is also demanding class size reduction across all grade levels. And want each school to hire at least one art, music, librarian, and phys-ed teacher. See the pattern? Remember, these idiots already work 9 months out of the year and have crushing benefits that bankrupt nearly every school district in the country.

"We are not negotiating this in the public," sputtered the corn-rowed head of the CTU Karen Lewis. Ah, but the PUBLIC will pay whatever the union extorts right?

Robin Steans of the Illinois Education Policy Group, "That said, given the financial realities that the district is facing, it's hard to believe that anybody seriously expects that this is anywhere close to where negotiations will end."

It seems the CTU isn't feeling love from city officials. Guess what, public school teachers and their unions are a disgrace nationwide. Fire them all...start over with school choice and private-sector competition for students.

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Posted Friday, February 17, 2012
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Jobless Youth Flee Obama


Obama has failed to create jobs, especially among the 18-29 year-old group nicknamed the 'millennial generation'. These 'kids' gave Obama a record 66% of their 24 million strong voting block in 2008.  Gone!

“These vocal young voters are even more digitally connected--and politically potent--for 2012 than they were in 2008,” said Paul Conway, of the polling company Generation Opportunity.

Breaking down the sentiment 56% Washington is wrong, 69% say politicians are not in synch with their viewpoint, 54% say the country is on the wrong track and 75% of them want federal spending cut. But the brunt of their ire lands squarely on Obama. At least this group is gets it.

Because they cannot find jobs, and reject government intern and make-work bribes, they are delaying their lives. The majority are not able to plan for a family, buy a home, start retirement savings, or look forward to any kind of reasonable future. Ultimately, Obama and the Democrats mounting debt affects these kids the most.

Catholics, Jews, and now the Millennials all have good reason to deny Obama a second-term. Will these voters be 'smart' enough to see thru the bogus jobless rate, and the malicious indifference Obama and the Democrats have regarding the entitlements crises?

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Posted Thursday, February 16, 2012
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Cancer Death Rates Unchanged In 50 Years


Cancer is often a death sentence. Despite daily 'breakthrough' stories, the overall death rate from cancer is little changed in the 50 years.

Cancer is 'smarter' than science.

"We truly grossly underestimated the cleverness of cancer," says Ralph deVere White, director of the U.C. Davis Cancer Center.

"Cancer is hundreds if not thousands of different diseases," says David Weinstock, of Harvard's Dana-Farber Cancer Institute. "Saying, 'Why don't we have a cure to cancer,' is like saying, 'Why don't we have a cure to infection.'"

Killing cancer cells involves killing healthy cells. Chemo-therapy is really the use of cell-killing toxic chemicals applied in a 'shotgun' approach.  Sorta like shooting a housefly with howitzer cannon.

The final solution is still decades off.  And will require the kind of genetic engineering and gene therapy that may also lead to elimination of disease prenatally.  Cure cancer before a person is even born!
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Posted Thursday, February 16, 2012
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CBO: Real Jobless Rate 10%


Cheerleaders have a tough job. The jumping beans, male or female, are supposed to rah-rah their team, even if the team is a towering failure. If you take a cheerleader's queue you could be fooled possibly into thinking things are just dandy - don't blame the cheerleader, blame the team.

The Obama cheerleaders are yelling rah-rah using the wrong data, and spinning the results in a way intended to misdirect those watching the game. If you were Obama, wouldn't you do the same thing? After all, after nearly four years of abject failure why would anyone rehire you?

The CBO is out with 2012 numbers today. The 2012 deficit will top $1.1 trillion, the real jobless rate is 10%, taxes to jump 30% over two years, and social security is in the red getting deader. Consumer confidence dropped in January purported to be a surprise!

What a laugh. The CBO finally admitted that the jobless rate is over 10% due to the fact that the US Labor dept. does not account for those able to work, but are no longer looking. Obama of course will pan the deficit, take the US Labor number, ignore social security, play more class warfare/envy, demagogue banks and the 'rich', and get in a lot more golf before the election.

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Posted Tuesday, January 31, 2012
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Two Cups Of Coffee Changes Estrogen In Women


Happy to do at least one human interest story per day, Gbigs Angle wants women to know that home-births are dangerous, and coffee can affect your hormones dependent on race and ethnicity.

A research team from the University of Utah found that Asian women who drank 200mg of caffeine a day had jacked-up estrogen levels when compared to women who drank less. White women had lower estrogen levels and black women were neutral.

Dr Enrique Schisterman, from the National Institutes of Health said 'We know that variations in estrogen level are associated with such disorders as endometriosis, osteoporosis, and endometrial, breast, and ovarian cancers.'

Breast cancer is the second leading cause of death for women worldwide, and ovarian cancer is a complete death sentence.

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Posted Tuesday, January 31, 2012
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Arizona Judge: No English No Council Seat


The 'Balkanization' of America is a real threat given the number of Hispanic illegals in the country. There are so many, that most of them do not bother to learn English given the readiness of some states to print ballots and drivers tests in dual-language texts.

Arizona is ground zero for Hispanic overload. Now a small town in southern Arizona called San Luis has a councilwoman that cannot pass basic proficiency language tests proving she can read, speak, and comprehend English. Arizona correctly requires English in order to serve in political office in the state.

Alejandrina Cabrera, a graduate of Kofa High School in Yuma claims she has enough English skill to be on the city council, but sociolinguistics expert William Eggington disagrees. He tested the woman, and provided the courts with proof Alejandrina is English deficient. Astounding considering Alejandrina actually attended and graduated from a Yuma, AZ high school!

Can you hear the shrill screams from the ACLU? Of course they want cash-strapped cities to suffer the cost of printing everything in Spanish now. In the end,anyone refusing to learn English is not going to get a pass.

The US is NOT going to become Alto Mexico - no matter how offensive that sounds.
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Posted Tuesday, January 31, 2012
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Japan Population Ages, Plummets Over Next 50 Years


The empire of Japan, once the preeminent power in Asia, defeated. A short century after Japan ran over its neighbors and took on the mighty United States, the country is slipping into history's oblivion.

Jews have barely hung on over the centuries having suffered genocide, and a scattering around the western world - just 28 million left now. The Japanese will be down to about 88 million in 2060. And an even more crushing 44 million of those will be over 65-years-old.

The Japanese demonstrate the fate of a maturing economy.  After 20 years of recession the island nation is being gutted. Prime Minister Yoshihiko Noda has vowed to double the 5% sales tax intended stave off looming debt and a social security crises.

The changing demographic in the USA is also putting pressure on a bankrupt nation - the aging baby boomer bulge in the population will put the final nail in Social Security.

The burden of a growing aging population in Japan and the US will dictate the fate of both countries over the next three decades. Just as the deck is being reshuffled in Europe for all the same reasons.

The Democrats are playing politics with Social Security - even bragging that as the GOP turns to work on the problem, they can sit back and take shots. Voters - are you listening, watching, learning? Hope so.

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Posted Monday, January 30, 2012
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Medical Diagnostic Discovery: Colored Poop


Ever heard of Synthetic Biology? Synthetic biology is a new area of biological research and technology that combines science and engineering. 

Synthetic biology has come up with a novel way to diagnose colon cancer, salmonella, worms, rotavirus, you know, the nasty stuff that dwells in the anterior and posterior recesses of your feces factory. All ya gotta do is swallow a tankard full of  E chromi.

The patient is handed the E chromi and a chart of colors and diseases.  Once home the patient consumes the E chromi and poops themselves a diagnosis.

'The bacteria react with the enzymes, proteins, and other chemicals that are present in the gastrointestinal tract and turn different colors for different diseases, thus changing the color of the patient’s feces,' says Daisy Ginsberg, of the University of Cambridge team that developed the scrumptious synthesizing slurpee.

Sign me up. The wife is already upset with the messes generated from beer and tacos. Can't wait for her to deal with me staring at the the toilet filled with colored jelly beans and licorice sticks.

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Posted Monday, January 30, 2012
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Gallup: Obama Most Polarizing President In History


Shocking... Gallup's latest poll is characterizing Obama as the most polarizing president in history. How can this be? In 2008 Obama was walking on water, the messiah of politics, the second-coming of Thomas Jefferson. But alas, no - he was a false God after all.

Some of us told you so. Gallup notes a full 68% gap between the koolaiders still on board with the failed president, and those that have seen the light, or were never blinded by it to begin with.

Harry Reid is a dysfunction, but Obama is the boss, and has consistently proven he cannot do the job. While Reid digs in his heels, Debbie Wassermann-Shultz, DNC chair, plays the role of attack dog, rabid, frothing, ankle-biting, and specious. Remember when that was Nancy Pelosi's job?

Obama is always looking for a new ways to divide people. The class-warfare card is a strong one, and Obama is playing it like it was the joker in the deck. The joker of course is Obama himself and voters seem, finally, to be 'getting it'.

Obama has alienated his own base to boot. Catholics are correctly offended by the mandate to distribute birth-control from their medical facilities. Jews offended by Obama's reckless lack of support for Israel as Israel faces a nuclear Iran. And Obama even goes out of his way to piss off anti-war left wingers peddling down a wide stream of illegal wars in Libya, and Africa. Just the goofy black liberals are left, despite Obama destroying them economically.

The billion dollar Obama machine, blaming Bush, cheerleading its failures, and pitting Americans against one another in a giant game of 'are you dumb enough to reelect the biggest boob to ever occupy the white house'.

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Posted Monday, January 30, 2012
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Top 5 Ways Public Schools Are Failing


US public schools are failing. Nation-wide, not just in the inner-cities. And it's an utter disgrace given spending in the US per student is higher than any other country, doubling in the last 15 years alone.

Finger pointing abounds. Unions blame parents and taxpayers. Taxpayers blame administrators, teachers, and politicians. Parents blame politicians, administrators, and unions. Meantime, kids in public schools are being damaged.

Here are the grim facts - remember, spending is higher in the US, yet public schools are turning out illiterate, even angry students who test well below the middle as compared to other countries.
  • Over 66% of U.S. 4th graders NOT proficient in reading, math, science
  • Over 50% of low income students NOT proficient in science, reading, history
  • U.S. 8th graders ranked 19th out of 38 countries in math, science
  • U.S. 12th graders ranked 18th out of 21 countries in math, science
  • Over 50% of black males do not graduate from high school and are functional illiterates
Unions are the culprit. The monopoly unions wield over public schools sets up low quality at greater expense.  Unions are not accountable to anyone, and show disdain for parents and taxpayers routinely. Tenure and union bullying ensure a high level of incompetence as seniority is favored over competency. Incompetent teachers are nearly impossible to fire given the ferocious and costly protection unions provide them.

Breaking union power over schools can only come after breaking the cycle of corruption between the unions and the Democrats.

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Posted Sunday, January 29, 2012
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Russian Baby Drop Boxes To Dump Unwanted Kids


Human life is pretty cheap - at least to some. Disposing of kids is all the rage worldwide now. But the South Africans and Russians have taken it to a new level of cold hearted 'practicality'.

Agreed, aborting a child is the ultimate disdain for life. The argument always centers on whether the fetus is a kid, or just a lump of amorphous tissue parasitic on the host carrier mother. Either way, no one can question that once a kid is born, and in diapers, they have achieved full blown human-hood. So now what?

The Russians are apparently tired of 'mothers' dumping unwanted kids into trash bins, or along the side of the road, or even left on counter tops in public restrooms. After all, this is too inhumane - the answer?

The Krasnodar Territory in south Russia bought five 'baby drop boxes' so mothers could drop off unwanted children anonymously. The first baby girl has already arrived and been passed to the proper care facility.  South Africa, where anonymous 'baby safes' were introduced by a children's charity seems to be the pioneer in the new sport.  The Russians say they got the idea from South Africa.

My answer is forced sterilization.  Identifying serial aborters and errant parents and sterilizing them has to be less barbaric than these screwball tactics. Why not face it, this is going to get worse. As long as there are fertile males and females wild on the planet whose sociopathic brutality allows them to spit out kids like a waste product these abuses will persist. Ignoring them, and even catering to them cannot be seen as more 'humane'.

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Posted Sunday, January 29, 2012
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Martha Washington Refused Reanimating George


Just when you thought your Sunday was going to go quietly. Along comes an obscure story about George Washington's untimely death on December 14, 1799 from a common cold.

George's death is not obscure, almost everyone knows about it by now, but what happened just after he died is going to put you off your breakfast.

In Washington's day, 'medicine' was still a crude, quasi-science. Anesthesia was not quite there yet, and superstition still ruled much of the practice. George Washington was actually 'bled' to death in the centuries failed method releasing 'humors' thought to congest the body. The 'cure' was worse than the 'cause' and it resulted in George dying before his time.

Desperate to keep the great man from vanishing into history, the architect William Thornton also a 'medical' doctor, had a plan.

Thornton rushed to Washington's plantation to pitch his idea to Martha. Thornton wanted to thaw Washington's body by the fire, rubbing it with blankets. Then, Thornton wanted to insert a fire bellows into George's trachea to pump air back into his lungs. Thornton's final step meant filling George with a transfusion of lamb's blood. Thornton was sure Washington's circulatory system would juice up in 'a spark of vitality' that would bring him back to life.

Luckily for the country, and Washington's memory, Martha rejected the plan. Martha correctly asserted that after George had spent decades at war, and still more years launching the presidency and the country, he was due for a rest.

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, incidentally, was not to be published for another 20 years.
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Posted Sunday, January 29, 2012
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Al Sharpton: Obama’s Karaoke Moment Tingled My Leg


The clown of race hustling Al Sharpton has a regular job on MSNBC. The network no one watches bubbles in the background with loons like Sharpton who is counted on to utter absurd remarks in the middle of serious events.

Obama is arrogantly assuming his abysmal track record will go unnoticed. The Rev Al wants his last few minutes of fame to include fantasies of a presumed Obama resurrection.

Obama sang part of an Al Green song “Let’s Stay Together” at the Apollo Theater in Harlem last week - this sent chills down the backs of Obama's race-base.

“Since that performance, sales for Al Green’s songs shot up 490%...the President sings, boosts classic songs and helps the economy...hey Republicans, you sure you are ready to face him in the election?” crows Sharpton.

So Al wants Obama to sing off-key tunes for his supper? Well, Sharpton may not be too far off the mark regarding Obama and product sales. When Obama blew up on the tarmak in Phoenix he kicked Jan Brewer's book into overtime too. Way to go Barry, you are a one-man sales king-maker now, and the Rev. Al wants a piece of that action.

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Posted Saturday, January 28, 2012
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California Green Schizophrenia Strikes Again


The state of California has been making the wrong turn for two decades. Debt, taxes, absurd regulations, permissive attitude toward illegals, and mandates killing entire industries all contributing to the slow demise of what was once a great state.

A near gestapo-like agency, the Air Resources Board never misses a chance to dent the state further. The green nazis on the ARB just put out new rules requiring 1 in 7 new cars sold must be an electric by 2025. Even more insidious is the brutal mandate that a full 75% reduction in C02 be forced by 2025.

The problem with electric cars is they are NOT zero emission. Why? Electricity is generated primarily by coal plants and you need electricity to power an electric car, right Mary Nichols?

Notice also California's hostile attitude toward their own currently operating nuclear power plants. This same group of idiots are pushing hard to shut down those plants which provide 25% of the power in the state.  Along with a ban on constructing nuclear plants in place since 1974 the irrationality to push cars into the electricity consuming space is easy for a liberal.

What will California use to power the presumptive electric fleet? As usual, they will suck resources from OTHER states, for instance, a large part of Los Angeles power comes from Arizona's Palo Verde nuclear plant near Phoenix. Isn't that special?

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Posted Saturday, January 28, 2012
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Why Is Santorum In Virginia?


Rick Santorum is buzzing around Virginia today, leaving Florida to Romney and Gingrich. Ron Paul is in Maine. The bottom two should rabbit Florida early, and they have, but why is Santorum in Virginia?

Reel back to 1/13/12 Virginia Primary Ballot Challenge: Judge Rules Against Rick Perry, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum & Jon Huntsman. Huh? Well, it seems none of these guys remembered to get their ballot work done.  For Perry and Huntsman it's a yawn. And for Romney and Paul it's a lock. But Ginrich, and Santorum?

Unless Santorum is planning on seriously staying in the race after his fourth place finish in Florida on Tuesday, makes ya wonder what Rick is doing wandering around Richmond, VA today.

Gingrich seems to be imploding nicely now, rehashing the same tired rhetoric over Romney's investments. The GOP doesn't like class warfare.  With the Occupy Bowel Movement in the background, Obama unsurprisingly has picked up the 'wealthy' card again and stuck it in the pack next to the race card.

What difference does the tax rate make...half the beggar class constituents peddling for Obama pay no taxes at all! Oh but, but, but the rich are rich and being rich means they are mean and rich and it's not fair ya know, blah blah blah...

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Posted Saturday, January 28, 2012
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Florida Election Laws Attacked By Democrats Again


“The right to vote has come under question -- if not attack -- nationwide," said Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on the Constitution Chairman Dick Durbin, D-Illinois. Durbin is a well known snipe who never misses a chance to utter extreme left-wing babble.

Early voting is reduced from two weeks to eight days and eliminated on the Sunday before Election Day in November. In 2008 Obama got a ton of minority votes on the Sunday before the election, many suspect in order to jam thru illegals voting.

The GOP says the changes are about saving tax dollars and reducing voter fraud.

Fifteen states have changed elections laws since 2008 due in large part to the massive voter fraud committed by the Democrats themselves. ACORN, the disgraced community organizer group Obama once worked for, has been exposed as a criminal enterprise with many of its employees now convicted of voter fraud.

A lawsuit by the usual suspects has been filed, three of the most liberal activist groups in the nation: League of Women Voters, the NAACP and the ACLU.

Liberals 'court shop' in the lower courts sniffing out activist judges that usually take their side.  Luckily the issue is under review by a three judge panel.  The basic right to have fair elections doesn't seem to phase Democrats, shocking...
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Posted Friday, January 27, 2012
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Climate Scientists: ‘no...scientific argument’ For Global Warming


Al Gore, listen up...bad news again. Sixteen world-class climate scientists took out a full page in the Wall Street Journal today to counter-alarm, the alarmists alarms over global warming alarmism - itself an alarming development.

“The lack of warming for more than a decade—indeed, the smaller-than-predicted warming over the 22 years...computer models have greatly exaggerated...” the group wrote. “Faced with this embarrassment, those promoting alarm have shifted their drumbeat from warming to weather extremes, to enable anything unusual that happens in our chaotic climate to be ascribed to CO2.” Yep. Tornadoes, hurricanes, snow fall, anything normal in the weather is brand new evidence of Global Warming - according to the snake-oil cult.

The list of eminent climate experts signing the letter is too long to list, find them at the bottom of the article from the Daily Caller.

Obama is running on class warfare, race card, and global warming again. The guy has no shame - simply push the left-wing agenda and destroy the country. Why would Obama do this? Simple. It's not really his country is it!

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Posted Friday, January 27, 2012
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American Indians Are Really Siberians


So called 'native' American Indians are not really native at all, they were late ice age vagabonds in search of new hunting grounds.

Altai in southern Siberia is dead center in Russia. The region is important because it is where the American Indians DNA originated.

DNA research has traced the trek by Siberians 13,000 and 14,000 years ago over the Bering ice bridge to 'native' people in the America's. And 25,000 years before that Asians from the steppes of Mongolia and China populated Siberia.

'Altai is a key area because it's a place where people have been coming and going for thousands and thousands of years,' said Dr Theodore Schurr, from the University of Pennsylvania.

The America's were the eventual home to migrating people from the Pacific Islands, and even France. Neolithic populations may have been wiped out by a meteor event similar to the theory for dinosaurs. The main point is, American Indians were not native at all, they are migrants no different than the colonists from Europe in the 15th century. So lets stop pretending, okay Cherokee people?

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Posted Friday, January 27, 2012
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Obama Hands Brewer Record Book Sales


Word is Obama has a temper. Like his buddy Rahm Emanual, they both grew up at the school of Chicago Politics where corruption is king, and bullies prosper. Obama brought that mentality to the presidency.

When Gov. Brewer met with Obama last year at the White House, like Netanyahu, Obama treated her like a house servant. Since that meeting, the governor wrote a book detailing that meeting, and the roughed up way her state is treated in Obama's justice department.

When Obama hopped off AF1 yesterday in Phoenix he was greeted by Gov. Brewer warmly and immediately started to chew her out. It seems Obama had read 'excerpts' from her book and reacted angrily over his half-baked perception of the tome.

The governor noted, “I was a bit taken aback by his stance and his attitude… [and he walked way when] I was trying to make a point that I thought that my book was right and correct.”

In a day, Obama has made her the book, Scorpions for Breakfast the second-fastest rising title on Amazon’s best-seller list. The book is also now the top seller in Amazon’s “public policy” category.  It seems people don't like a half-cocked president..

Thus proving the old saw, the first one to get mad, loses.  Ata girl, Jan...you and sheriff Joe Arpaio, two of the nations best.

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Posted Thursday, January 26, 2012
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GOP Women 1941: Cigars, Spittoons, And Poker


Remember how grandma used to talk about the 'good old days' during the War when men went off to fight, and the woman stayed home to smoke cigars, spit on the floor, and play poker?

What, you don't remember her saying that? Well guess what.

The GOP Women’s Club of Milford, CT had a little party in May of 1941, mimicking the males.  The bawdy bunch spent a night puffing on cigars, bluffing at poker, and cat-calling a wrestling and striptease show. At least that's how LIFE magazine covered it on that May night on the eve of the War.

By nights end, cigarette butts littered the floor near empty cuspidors. All agreed the event a wild success. The porters said they hadn’t seen so many cigarette butts since the Firemen’s Convention of 1938.

Little wonder the 'great' generation won the war - with GOP women like those around.

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Posted Thursday, January 26, 2012
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Oscar De La Hoya 'hosted drug-fueled hotel sex romp'


One of the greatest boxers to ever enter the ring was Oscar De La Hoya. The quick hands of De La Hoya defeated 17 world champions and won 10 world titles in 6 different weight classes. Oscar 'Golden Boy' De La Hoya was also a cash machine, generating more than any boxer in the history of the sport, an estimated $696 million.

Oh yea, Oscar dabbles in cross-dressing, and a sex addiction allegedly.  Playboy model Angelica Marie Cecora, 25, is suing Oscar for $5 million claiming he held a drug-fueled hotel orgy last March, stretching on her underwear and intimidated her and her friend who 'tried to escape' the mayhem.

Though Angelica had consensual and unusual sex with the fighter, she claims she just wanted to go to sleep, but Oscar was up for more. Angelica claims in her lawsuit she was ‘afraid to leave the hotel room because she feared the defendant would attempt to have sex with her against her will.'

At first we thought Oscar was trying to pull a Mike Tyson.  Then Angelica admits after having sex she was  'afraid to leave...because he might want more sex', first 'yes', then a 'no', then a lawsuit? Please...

But, Oscar, ya had to put her underwear on? Dude, where is your machismo, your man-heat, your pride for God's sakes. Wow.

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CBC: Blacks Would ‘march on White House’ If Obama White


Rep. Emanuel Cleaver head of the Congressional Black Caucus told reporters yesterday that African Americans won’t “march on the White House” despite a record black jobless rate because President Barack Obama is black.

Cleaver continued, “The point was that if we had anybody else in the White House, with this level of unemployment...you would see a lot more African Americans, African American organizations and retro organizations speaking out against it (him).”

Well, well, well. Racism on a double-edged sword. In the past, blacks were held down by whites. Now blacks are holding themselves down unable to rise above skin color when criticizing a failed president. Pathetic.

Obama's speech was uninspired retrying slogans from past speeches.  But the big take-away was proposing an absurd doubling of the capital gains tax to 30%.  Can you spell G.r.e.a.t.e.r. Depression?

Since blacks are choosing race over character, race over competency, race over their own economic well-being they are cooking up a stink-sandwich pretending its caviar.

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Posted Wednesday, January 25, 2012
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